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    SO FULL OF SHIT

     

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    Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

    Directed by Dominique Othenin-Girard. With Donald Pleasence, Danielle Harris, Ellie Cornell, Beau Starr. One year after the events of Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988), the Shape returns to Haddonfield once again in an attempt to kill his now-mute niece.

    This is the best of the Halloween films so far, by a long shot. The sense of suspense was there, the story was believable, the setups were entertaining, and the sexual tension could be cut with a knife. I was worried that everything after H2 was going to be downhill, but here’s a good sign that the franchise still has some teeth in it.

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    Halloween II 2009

    Directed by Rob Zombie. With Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie. Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael’s deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister.

    The opening scenes of this sequel to the reboot by Rob Zombie are exactly what I was expecting from him in the previous film: poorly thought out gore porn with disgusting body horror thrown in for absolutely no reason. There’s zero suspense here, just blood and wasted potential.

    The rest of the film was the same shitty film grained torture porn with some weird psychotic alternate reality afterlife bullshit going on that just didn’t interest me at all.

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    WEAR HIS MARK ON THEIR FOREHEADS

     

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    WHICH WILL YOU HAVE

     

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