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I’m in the chat room

had a rough day at work, one of my coworkers told me I was a fucking worthless lazy bastard that didn’t do anything around the office and that she had to do everything around there.

So, instead of smacking her face off, we had a pretty good argument and I picked up a case of beer on my way home, and I’m filling up the MCS queue full of wonderful images that I’m sure everyone will love.

Also, instant posting for MCS+ people is now always on, yay you guys.  you fuck up though and post anything NSFW and your account is switched to only be able to post to casemods.myconfinedspace.com

EDITED: you missed you you sad people.  now I’m off to bed and then to work, and then maybe back to the internets.

a few TWG points to make

1  – internet-d is still there, so visit and post some stuff.  I love you?

2 – redesigned randomnude, it’s better looking now

3 – the dildo connoisseur (NSFW!) is finally up and running with new content every 15 minutes.  there is a sad lack of dildos though, sorry about that.

4 – comic-images is going fucking crazy, and I have no clue why, but there’s a ton of comic related porn / babes being uploaded over there.

5 – due to a girl breaking up with me because I “peddle porn” I’ve moved all the nsfw twg stuff onto it’s own page.  and i’m not telling new girlfriends about it until we’re more serious.

6 – I love you guys, you know that?  on that subject, I’m going to be moving MCS off onto it’s own damn server soon so that it’ll get the server response that we all expect.  Server4you has been absolutely amazing so far, and I hope to stay with them for a long time to come. I’ll give you a heads up when the server is about to be moved.

Winter? So what!

For my internet sugar. Thinking of you keeps me warm in the deep freeze Muah

MCS+ and Cam Whores

I realize it might be a wee bit late to tell you about this, but if you sign up for mcs+ you get access to all the upcoming posts, including all these silly posts that are being posted today.

Those of you that have been mcs+ for a while may have noticed that the queue was practically empty today.  stupid caching system was showing everyone the wrong damn pages.  I’ve fixed things, and things are better now.

IN REGARDS TO TODAY’S THEME DAY POSTS OF INTERNET WHORING:

Where the fuck did all you people come from, geez. I love you all, and to the lurkers that stopped lurking to post pictures of their boobs, thank you.

Come visit us in the chat room and be cool

I Love All Of You

1 – Comment rating is now members only.  you don’t have to be MCS+, but you do need to be logged in.  this is because of performance issues only.

2 – most importantly, I LOVE YOU GUYS.  all of you.  even the racist stupid pieces of shit that inspire hatred and ignorance.  you’re all a part of MCS and I love you guys.  continue to do what you do, just don’t be dicks about it.

3 – I hate vodka, but that’s all I have tonight.  last night I tried to drink a cup of it with the normal ratio of alcohol / water that I do with whiskey, and I ended up puking for an hour straight, so tonight, I’m trying it at 1/2 strength.  ugh.

4 – I need more whiskey.  I’ll touch on this later.  Oh hey, you know what I haven’t done in forever?  Links to internet-d!  You should join all the cool people over there that are talking about serious issues, like:

• Native language shapes the melody of a newborn baby’s cry at Nerdshit tiki god
• The Smallest Snowman nyokki
• Is Obama Scrooge? nyokki
• Matrix: Lego Style nyokki
• People of Walmart nyokki
• Must See: District 13: Ultimatum Puulaahi
• DARPA’s Red Balloons nyokki
• Tea Parties – The Documentary nyokki
• NBC, Comcast and Hulu? nyokki
• NY State Senator Diane Savino on the marriage equality bill tiki god

Babies learning to talk before they’re born, small nano snowmen, obama being (falsely) accused of being a scrooge, matrix in lego, people in walmart, darpa’s red balls, HULU was sold to comcast, and a big titty Senator talking about gay people.

Trust me, she’s got huge tits, but it’s safe for work, so you should watch her video.

Irony?

4×4 King has been dethroned.
Extra internets for those who can name what this beast was. double extra for naming the random pieces of shit the local teenagers left in there over time.

I am a conservative!

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

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The Tiki Web Group

Just so you all know, I have plenty of other sites besides MCS:

Choose Your own Adventures [Visit] Kinda like the books you remember, but worse.
Comic Covers [Visit] Covers of comic books
Comic Images [Visit] Images from comic books.  Submit your own!
*Dirty Limerick [Visit] A different dirty limerick every day.  Submit your own!
*Internet-D [Visit] Internet discussion.  Start a Discussion!
*My Confined Space [Visit] Random Image Blog.  Submit your own!
Please Link Me [Visit] Kidna like tinyURL but better worse
*Random Nude [Visit] Random Nudity.  Submit your own!
Secret Files & Origins [Visit] Comic Book Character bios
*Star Trek Book Club [Visit] Unofficial Star Trek Book Club
*Star Wars Book Club [Visit] Unofficial Star Wars Book Club
*Tallahassee Informer [Visit] Information about the great city I live in
*Zoom Comics [Visit] Comic book wallpapers.  Submit your own!

So why am I telling you about all the fine weak ass sites that are part of the Tiki Web Group?  I just filed my USA Taxes for 2008.  Let me tell you, I owe the IRS nearly $2,000 bucks.  Yes, perhaps I should have saved money during 2008, but I didn’t realize how well the tiki web group was doing in terms of income.  Now I’m kinda stuck with a Federal bill that’s going to hamper my drinking spending power for the next few months unless I make some serious cash over the next couple weeks.  And rather then beg for money and have to deal with the reporting that begging entails, I’d rather enhance the page views of all the sites that fall under the TWG banner.  I’m sure that there’s suggestions that need/could be made for any of the above sites, so feel free to make them in the comments.

Want to donate to the TWG?  Don’t.  It’s a tax burden headache to process individual donations, so just visit the sites above, visit some of the sponsors, and wish me luck.

I’ve added a page to the Tiki Web Group’s homepage that has all of the latest and greatest posts on it, so if you’re going to bookmark one website today, let it be this one page.

As always, your login for MCS will work for any other site in the TWG. Sorta.  All the wordpress sites at least.  They’re the ones with the [*] before their names.  I’m trying to find a good solution so that your login will work everywhere, but damn that’s a lot of coding, and we know how well Tiki goes at coding, right?

Also: I’m thinking of a MCS contest for a new logo for MCS.  what you think?

Site Status Update

As you all well know, the entire internet TWG broke this morning.  The problem was the ratings system, it was breaking everything.  Also, the watermarking was causing a problem.  Also, the hotlinking was causing slowdowns.  While they were all off one their own machines, those things didn’t cause much problems, but now that it’s just one dedicated machine…well, let’s just say that I didn’t purchase the ultra awesome hosting package, I got the budget package that came with budget RAM on a budget CPU.  Leading to some ugly ‘500 internal error’ messages until I fixed a couple things.

Items removed to try to reduce server over head:

Buy Me A Beer – no one was buying me beer, I had to buy my own.

Link to my site – really?  if you don’t know how to send a url you are internet retarded, which is worse than real world retarded.  I’m not really too sure why I even installed this piece of code, other then I was bored/drunk.

Ratings – I’ll try to see what I can do to bring this back, but the ratings were raping the mysql server.  I’ll try to talk the ratings dev guy to enable caching for this.

Hotlinking Images – had to turn this off.  I originally thought I used about 10% of my monthly bandwidth in a single day, but I was wrong, I only used about 3%, but you can see where that might be a problem when 3% x 30 = 90% only giving me a 10% budget for overages.  With the way that diggs/reddits/slashdots/boingboing/farks/stumbleupon spikes happen, I’d rather have a larger buffer between me and an extra $2,000 worth of bandwith.

tl;dr = removed features to fix MCS, some might come back, some won’t.

Site Move sucessful, but with one small problem…

Ok, man that was exciting wasn’t it?!  Everything’s over here on the new server now, and golly it sure is nice here!  I’ve got everything working on MCS except for one small problem, in that none of the scheduled posts are posting when they’ve been scheduled to.  I’ll try to figure that out, if anyone has any ideas, feel free to shout them out in the comments.

As for all the other TWG sites, they’re also on the new dedicated machine, happilly humming along, with one small exception: internet-d and imageleech.net are both being held up at customs.  internet-d due to it being within the 60 day registration period, so it can’t be moved until December 16th, and imageleech due to the fact that it’s registered through a third party, and I have to wait till it’s transfered to godaddy before it can go live on the new TWG dedicated machine.

It was a sober exciting weekend for me, how about you?

Flowers

I have a 200g external drive that is nothing but pics I’ve found on the internet. I don’t know where 99% of them came from originally and little by little I’m going through them and either junking them or categorizing them. I pulled these out of my “flora” folder.

M[c]S Sister Sites

Oh hello.

As I’m sure you are aware, I have a couple other sites out on the interwebs. Please allow me to introduce you to a few of them that you might like.

Adams Wallpaper
At one time, I was all like “oh snap, I got a free url” and this is what came from that. It has pictures that might be suitable for your desktop.

Choose Your own Adventures
This site is awesome, but sadly my writing skills suck. I’m looking for someone to put content up on it.

Crutch Of The Weak
The most recent addition to the TWG, this site is going to receive most of my anti-religion comments and images, so that m[c]s isn’t flooded with them. Looking for authors for this site as well.

Comic Covers
The very first URL that I ever owned, it has about 70,000 comic book covers on it. I’m not 100% happy with the way the site is set up, but there it is.

Comic Images
Originally, this site was going to be just images of various comic book characters, but it’s somehow morphed into a quasi XXX comic books babes website. You can always upload your own comic book related images here.

Dirty Limerick
A different dirty limerick every day. Fun times.  <a href=https://www.dirtylimerick.com/feed/>You should subscribe to it’s rss feed.</a>

Image Leech
I honestly have no clue what I was thinking when I got this site, because it’s not as if there is a huge lack of image hosting sites out on the net, and 99% of those do it better. You can upload any image you want, and you’ll get a URL to use on your website.

Internet Fight
A half baked idea of a website that the m[c]s IRC channel constantly mocks. Bastards. Anyone can suggest a poll.

Random Nude
The second most popular website that I currently have a finger in. (hehe) Pictures of naked people. That’s it. Anyone can upload images.

Secret Files & Origins
Much like Image-leech, there are other sites out there that do this better, but this one is mine.

Shirt Fight
You see shirts pop up on m[c]s every now and then, and they’re from this site. Right now there’s only about 500 shirts, but after January 1st, there will be a couple thousand lined up, with a new shirt being posted every couple hours. After this date, you’ll only see a random one on m[c]s every now and then, so if you want to keep up on the latest and greatest t-shirt releases, go subscribe to the shirt-fight rss feed.

Star Trek Book Club
How in the fuck did I get this url? And why the fuck can’t I figure out how to make money off it?

Star Wars Book Club
Same question as above. You’d think that I would be able to figure it out, but I’m usually too drunk to care.

Zoom Comics
Comic book related wallpapers, one a day. Not sure what else I could do with this url, other then open my own comic book company 😉

Ok, so that’s my stable of websites.  They’re all open for people to post on, if you can’t figure out how to do it from the site’s link, then send me an email or something.  Same goes if you have a suggestion for one of the sites.

MCS Drunk Tuesday

It’s a day of the week! Tuesday!  That means that Tiki is drinking!  That means that I’ve logged onto meebo, and want to chat.  and I’ll be checking this thread and answering all the questions that you have.  Please be sure to keep your questions confined to this list, and we’ll all be happy.

The most disheartening 404 ever! (A severe lack of Ellen Page)

Ellen Page cannot be found
The Page you are looking for may have been removed, had her name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
–
Please try the following:
Make sure that the Web address displayed in the address bar of your browser is spelled and formatted correctly.
If you reached this Page by clicking a link, spam that dude until he sends you the damned file in an attachment. This Page is hot, and you need to see her.
Click the Back button to try another link. Or go to Google.

HTTP Error 404. File or directory not found.
Internet Disinformation Services (IDS)

Death of Superman

On a separate note, am I the only person on the internet that thinks this bullshit is a tragedy on an epic scale?  The greedy children of one of the creators of superman have sued Warner Brothers for a share of the revenue from the Superman IP.  How are they entitled to these funds?  Their father sold his rights to someone else, and even after that DC Comics felt that they should give him $20,000 – $30,000 a year for thinking up the character.  So, in the end he was likely paid several hundred thousand dollars for the use of a character that he originally sold for $130 bucks.  These kind of sales go on everday.  Should I purchase a website from someone and be afraid that 5 or 10 years down the road, I’ll be sued for a cut of the site’s revenues?  No.  Once the sale is made, then that’s final.  It’s mine.  or in this case, Warner Brother’s.

It wasn’t Jerome Siegel that made superman great, it was the company that published the stories, and all the work that they’ve put into the IP.  I’m ok with recognizing the hard work that people put in on my favorite stories, and I recognize that without Jerome Siegel and Joseph Shuster Superman as we know him wouldn’t exist.  But the hardwork that they put in was paid for, and their children or even his widow aren’t entitled to the revenues of other people’s work, in this case the Superman Returns movie.  They’re no more entitled then John Byrne, Mark Millar, or Mark Waid.

wordpress plugins, chatting all night

Anyone out there proficient with writing wordpress plugins?  I need one, and I’m willing to pay (out the ass).

Also, the 1st kinda snuck up on me, so fuck me.  So I’ll be online most of the night working on getting posts ready.  You win 15 internets if you know why I gotta work all night for the 1st.  Feel free to send me an IM!  I’m here all night!

Kotaku Tubgirl!

I just e-mailed this to the guys that run the Gawker Media websites, the editors at the three that I read, and Mark at boingboing (cause I love mark), not sure if any of you caught it, but they had a picture of tubgirl up on their front page for the better part of an hour. (they claim 20 minutes, but if you read their site via RSS, it’s still up)  Luckily, my boss was out of the office today, or else I could have been fired.  Or at least asked why I was looking at such sexy images whilst at work…

I enjoy visiting Kotaku from work.  At least I used to, until I went to the site and found an image of a woman shitting all over herself while sitting upside down in a bathtub.  I will no longer be visiting any of the sites that Gawker Media owns, and I will actively promote my other friends and associates to do the same.  These blogs had been worksafe up to this point, and it’s a shame to see such reputable sites like Kotaku, Gizmodo or Consumerist fall to such depths.  There is a time and a place for everything, and the front page of a video gaming blog is not an appropriate venue for fecal fetishism.

I will point out that this image is STILL being viewed by anyone that uses bloglines or any webbased RSS reader.  It’s now 7:37PM est, nearly 4 hours after the original post.  Deleting the image from your server would be a good start :

gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/tubgirl.jpeg
cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/tubgirl.jpeg

Appropriate action in this case is to either fire or remove posting privileges from everyone involved in the posting of the image.  Once appropriate action is taken my stance on the Gawker Media empire may change, but until then…

I say good day sir.

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Tiki
This E-Mail has been posted on my blog: www.myconfinedspace.com

As many of you know, I’m all for the insanity that the internet brings into our lives, and the scarring that it inflicts on people’s minds on a daily basis.  This is something different though.  These are “worksafe” blogs that are trying to pull in as much readership as possible, something that MCS is also striving for… this is why NSFW shit is put behind a cut.  I want you to surf from work / school.  I need you to this.  Since I know that you’re going to be somewhere that people will see your monitor, I don’t post NSFW / NSFM images where you could get fired / divorced / suspended.   This is why there are the <–click here for more –> features on practically every blog known to man.  This is why I felt betrayed by kotaku.  I never would have expected this from them.  Now 4chan…that’s another mindfucking set of expectations 😛

Man, that was crazy shit

200k hits over the span of a day. Thank you coffee art and internet warning labels. As it’s friday, and I had to stay up till fucking 3 AM last night putting out the fires that the server was causing, I bought myself a case of the worlds finest. So, I’m on Efnet #myconfinedspace or on my IM all night tonight while I look at my own pretty websites. talk to me so I won’t be bored, kk?

Cats: not that funny.

Dear new internet users,

Please stop uploading and e-mailing photos of cats looking grumpy / cute / angry / fat / wet / sad or fixing your computer.

It was funny in 1995 when civilization first started using the web, but it’s over now.

Sincerely,

The rest of us.

Warhammer 40k Titan

I’m looking for some pictures of finished WH40k items. Send them in if you have any!  The guys over at work in progress have a LOT of good looking figures, but I’m too internet shy to go introduce myself 😉

You Have No New E-Mail

No one likes you.  Stop checking your mail, your not getting anything.

Sadly, incorrect spelling is the death of many classic internet memes.  or is it the birth of them?

404 Error

The page is completely fucked. In Fact, your computer is probably broken.

The page you are looking for is seriously fucked up and is currently unavailable. The Website might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may have to re-install your operating system. in which case, too bad.

Please try the following:

Click the Refresh Button, or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works.
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, please go away and learn to spell correctly before returning.
To check you rconnection status, unplug your PC and insert a screwdriver into the mains socket. connection status will immediately become apparent.
If you like, Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send details of all the pornography you have downloaded to its headquarters in Redmond.
If you would like Windows to ruin your life,
Click Yes! Send me to jail!
Some sites you visit require Microsoft’s authorization. Click the Windows menu and then click Let me view boobies! to uninstall this feature
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C: On the Menu select This sucks: Please replace current operating system with Linux. and Don’t aske me again.
Click the Back to try and end this nightmare.

Cannot find server or DNS Error
Or maybe you’ve killed the internet.