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Guard troops pour into Washington as states answer the call

WASHINGTON (AP) — By the busload and planeload, National Guard troops were pouring into the nation’s capital on Saturday, as governors answered the urgent pleas of U.S. defense officials for more…

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JOAN JETT

Communications director for gun-toting congresswoman quits

The departure highlights divisions within the GOP

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Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit

FBI arrests former US soldier in alleged plot to carry out violence at Florida Capitol

Daniel Baker, a Tallahassee man, was arrested by FBI agents after threatening to kidnap or injure protesters at the Florida Capitol.

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Bumble reinstates its political views filter after women ID Capitol rioters on the app

Attorney Allison Norris said an acquaintance matched with

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Tearful Pelosi says Congress members may be prosecuted as she announces Capitol security review

Speaker says retired Lt Gen Russel Honoré will lead probe following Trump riot

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SHOPPING

Maskless woman refuses to leave bagel shop proclaiming constitutional rights

A Boynton Beach woman was arrested Thursday after she refused to leave an Einstein Bros. Bagels because she wasn’t wearing a mask, proclaiming that it was her constitutional right not to wear one, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

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Omar and Ocasio-Cortez Tell Josh Hawley to ‘Resign’–And Poll Shows Majority of Missouri Voters Agree

“While you may politically regret what you’ve revealed about yourself, you still have no place in public office,” Ocasio-Cortez said of Hawley.

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California GOP leader resigns after bragging about breaking into Nancy Pelosi’s office

“We were sitting in there, yelling, ‘F— Nancy Pelosi’,” Riley said in a video outside of the U.S. Capitol.

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Defenders of Freedom in the US Capitol

CABINET

Gov Jared Polis ‘We Were Lied To’ Federal Government Doesn’t Have National Reserve Of COVID Vaccine

Gov. Jared Polis on Friday said the Trump administration showed “gross incompetence” when it provided false information about the existence of a federal vaccine reserve.

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UNDER

Diane Kruger is a basterd

I Care a Lot

Directed by J Blakeson. With Rosamund Pike, Eiza González, Dianne Wiest, Isiah Whitlock Jr.. A crooked legal guardian who drains the savings of her elderly wards meets her match when a woman she tries to swindle turns out to be more than she first appears.

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Ocean’s 8 Character Posters

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Texas realtor who took private jet is charged in Capitol riot

Jennifer Ryan faces charges of disorderly conduct and knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful entry.

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Lily Bowman’s tiny bikini

OUCH

space flight

signal hound

snow

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INTERNATIONAL FIRES

Entire National Mall to be closed off for Biden inauguration

Usually filled with hundreds of thousands of people, there will be no crowds on 20 January

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Harley Quinn DC Comics #13 by Katssby on DeviantArt

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Orders of Battle

 

The battle against the Lankies has been won. Earth seems safe. Peacetime military? Not on your life.

It’s been four years since Earth threw its full military prowess against the Lanky incursion. Humanity has been yanked back from the abyss of extinction. The solar system is at peace. For now.

The future for Major Andrew Grayson of the Commonwealth Defense Corps and his wife, Halley? Flying desk duty on the front. No more nightmares of monstrous things. No more traumas to the mind and body. But when an offer comes down from above, Andrew has to make a choice: continue pushing papers into retirement, or jump right back into the fight? What’s a podhead to do?

The remaining Lankies may have retreated in fear, but the threat isn’t over. They need to be wiped out for good before they strike again. That’ll take a new offensive deployment. Aboard an Avenger warship, Andrew and the special tactics team under his command embark on the ultimate search-and-destroy mission. This time, it’ll be on Lanky turf.

No big heroics. No unnecessary risks. Just a swift hit-and-run raid in the hostile Capella system. Blow the alien seed ships into oblivion and get the hell back to Earth. At least, that’s the objective. But when does anything in war go according to plan?

 

Another enjoyable novel from the always fantastic Marko Kloos. This is the first is a soft reboot of the storyline, though I’m not sure if the author would consider it as such, I sure do. If you’ve read the previous books in the Frontline series you’ll recognize everything that’s going on, if you haven’t, then you’ll pick up the pieces pretty quickly. My only complaint is that the book is way too short and I need more of this series in my life, but Kloos is writing two different well done military science fiction series and honestly I couldn’t tell you which I’m enjoying more.

Buy On Amazon!

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Cryogen by Vladimir Manyukhin

SANTA T

Staten Island Republican Who Shouted Heil Hitler at Protest Apologizes by Saying She Actually Meant to Say Mein Fuhrer

Staten Island Republican Leticia Remauro apologized for screaming “Heil Hitler” while protesting COVID health restrictions, saying she meant to say “Mein Führer.”

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CUSTOM

Flora & Ulysses

Directed by Lena Khan. With Alyson Hannigan, Ben Schwartz, Danny Pudi, Kate Micucci. The adventures of a young girl and a squirrel with superpowers.

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EVIL SISTER

Saluting the Heroes of the Insurrection The Daily Social Distancing Show

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Capitol rioter gave FBI footage that featured himself authorities say

A man who took part in the deadly Capitol riot turned over video evidence of himself to an FBI agent just days after the event occurred, according to an FBI affidavit.

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When an Airbnb Host Realized His Guests Were Insurrectionists

Paul thought they were tourists, until he heard: “We stormed the Capitol.”

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