left over bacon

GASOLINE

Jordyn Jones in a thong

six wheel caddy

Queen & Slim

Directed by Melina Matsoukas. With Daniel Kaluuya, Jodie Turner-Smith, Bokeem Woodbine, Chloë Sevigny. A couple’s first date takes an unexpected turn when a police officer pulls them over.

Daniel Kaluuya and Jodie Turner-Smith are absolutely explosive in their chemistry and act the fuck out of this entire film, which goes from a modern cautionary tale to just batshit bonkers gonzo road trip from hell, which then detours right back to modern reality. Well shot, well acted, with a script that had me scratching my head at times (yeah, let’s stop for drinks and dancing when we’re on the run, that seems smart?).

Enjoyable but not for kids.

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Democracy on the Brink

One party is racing to fix an ailing electoral system. The other is doing everything in its power to shut voters out of it

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DAMASCUS

The Road So Far – A Halo Point of Light Primer

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you dumb bitch

Jessica Biel destroyed a 300000 camera by shooting it with an arrow on the set of Blade Trinity

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New Cara Dune

Bliss

Directed by Mike Cahill. With Owen Wilson, Salma Hayek, Nesta Cooper, Jorge Lendeborg Jr.. A mind-bending love story following Greg who, after recently being divorced and then fired, meets the mysterious Isabel, a woman living on the streets and convinced that the polluted, broken world around them is a computer simulation.

What does a post-need society with Matrix level technology do with itself? Turns out that even when we have absolutely everything we need, there’s still stuff to complain about, so dipping into the Matrix from time to time will, in theory, remind us to enjoy the world we live in. But what if the world we choose to go to is more enticing than the world we left? What if the post-needs society isn’t real at all?

‘Bliss’ is an enjoyable twist on a familiar narrative, Wilson and Hayek show off their considerable acting chops and sell a movie that in lessor hands would have failed to launch.

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After his wealthy Florida Keys enclave got early vaccines ex-Illinois Gov Bruce Rauner gave 250000 to Florida Gov Ron DeSantis

Ex-Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner gave $250,000 contribution to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis after wealthy Florida Keys enclave got vaccines

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DAMASCUS

A Republican is against education bill because it’s ‘convenient for mothers to come out of the home’

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HOLD MY BEER

Right-Wing Social Network Parler Files New Lawsuit Against Amazon

Parler is still alive and kicking — and the right-wing social media company, which styles itself as an “unbiased” home for conservatives, is still trying to wring money out of Ama…

what a bunch of professional crybabies.

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House Cancels Thursday Session After Threat of Militant Plot to Breach Capitol

Donald Trump is out of office. The threat of violent right-wing extremism hasn’t gone anywhere

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“Sir she’s waking up”

Biden Ending mask mandates ‘Neanderthal thinking’

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$3 for “Stardust” by Neil Gaiman

 

Stardust is an enchanting and enthralling novel from Sunday Times bestseller and master storyteller Neil Gaiman. ‘Charming in every sense of the word, and deeply satisfying’ (Time Out), it will delight fans of Terry Pratchett and J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit, as well as those who loved the feature film starring Robert De Niro, Claire Danes, Rupert Everett and Michelle Pfeiffer among others.

Life moves at a leisurely pace in the tiny town of Wall – named after the imposing stone barrier which separates the town from a grassy meadow. Here, young Tristran Thorn has lost his heart to the beautiful Victoria Forester and for the coveted prize of her hand, Tristran vows to retrieve a fallen star and deliver it to his beloved. It is an oath that sends him over the ancient wall and into a world that is dangerous and strange beyond imagining . . .

Includes extra material exclusive to this Headline edition.

 

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Voyager Documentary Indiegogo Pitch Video

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CASUALTY

Static is coming back

evil comes back somehow

MOVIE

DAMASCUS

TONKA

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MARIJUANA

glowstick cracks

Back to the Future New DeLorean Owners’ Manual reveals how time-travel disasters are averted

Let’s be clear, Back to the Future’s iconic time-traveling DeLorean is one of the most recognized hero cars in all of fandom, with its signature gull-wing doors, rear nuclear reactor, and flux capacitor requiring 1.21 gigawatts of power to leapfrog the decades.

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GUITAR

mario is over 40

Lady Gaga Is Reportedly Offering 500000 To The Thieves Who Stole Her Dogs

According to a report from TMZ, Lady Gaga’s dog walker was shot on Wednesday, Feb. 24, and her french bulldogs were stolen.

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Superman Red

actual evil

I PLAY THIS

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TOY

CHAIR

Texas governor lifts mask mandate and allows businesses to open at 100 capacity despite health officials’ warnings

Gov. Greg Abbott announced Tuesday he’s lifting the mask mandate in Texas, even as health officials warn not to ease safety restrictions.

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Biden says US will have enough vaccines for every adult by end of May

President announces the cooperation of health care competitors to produce new vaccine en masse

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Play Lighter from Philip Morris

$3 for “Slaughterhouse-Five”

An American classic and one of the world’s seminal antiwar books, Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five is faithfully presented in graphic novel form for the first time from Eisner Award-winning writer Ryan North (How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler) and Eisner Award-nominated artist Albert Monteys (Universe!).

Listen: Billy Pilgrim has… …read Kilgore Trout …opened a successful optometry business …built a loving family …witnessed the firebombing of Dresden …traveled to the planet Tralfamadore …met Kurt Vonnegut …come unstuck in time. Billy Pilgrim’s journey is at once a farcical look at the horror and tragedy of war where children are placed on the frontlines and die (so it goes), and a moving examination of what it means to be fallibly human.

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