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THE TIME MACHINE 

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UNIONS

SHEEP

9-11 Truck

WILL LIE FOR ATTENTION

WHEELS

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No Responders Left Behind

Directed by Rob Lindsay. No Responders Left Behind is a feature documentary following 9/11 responder & activist John Feal who, along with comedian Jon Stewart and FDNY hero Ray Pfeifer, fought the U.S. Congress to ensure that thousands of terminally ill 9/11 First Responders got the health care they deserved. But when Ray is diagnosed with brain cancer from his exposure to those Ground Zero toxins, John finds himself in …

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CHUCK NORRIS

A PROBLEM A WALL WON’T FIX

BOAT

JET

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DAMASCUS

CHUCK NORRIS

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Immigration Nation

A documentary looking inside the world of immigration enforcement under the Trump administration.

At this point, we all know that ICE is a horror factory of human torture and societal destruction, here’s a fascinating look from the inside of the sausage factory, and as the saying goes, you never want to know how sausage is made if you want to enjoy sausage again.

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EXCLUSIVE Trump administration secretly withheld millions from FDNY 911 health program

The Treasury Department mysteriously started withholding parts of payments meant to cover medical services for FDNY members being treated by the department’s World Trade Center Health Program, documents obtained by The Daily News revealed.

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STAR TREK

OUCH

Disney Admits Mulan Controversy Pileup Has Created a Lot of Issues for Us

The film has again generated calls for a boycott after drawing criticism for shooting in the same province where China has forced millions of Uighur Muslims into internment camps.

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The Punisher

Directed by Jonathan Hensleigh. With Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Samantha Mathis, Laura Harring. An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante assassin and sets out to unleash his wrath upon the corrupt businessman who slaughtered his entire family at a reunion.

This is the one with Thomas Jane, which isn’t as bad as I remember it being, still feels weird. I remember living in the Tampa area when they were filming and it made the nightly news several times, the first being for some explosions that were due to go off, and another to let people know that they were going to be throwing completely fake money out of a building and to not be too concerned about either event.

Regardless, this was a sanitized version of The Punisher that wasn’t disrespectful to the original stories they lifted content from, but still felt like it was too clean for what I was expecting.

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Directed by Burr Steers. With Lily James, Sam Riley, Jack Huston, Bella Heathcote. Five sisters in 19th century England must cope with the pressures to marry while protecting themselves from a growing population of zombies.

I have yet to watch this movie while sober, I think this is the third time that i’ve seen it, and yet again I was drinking…again…

Anyways, I was surprised to see Lena Headly, and I was surprised at the sudden ending, but I enjoyed the entire film so much, yet again. I would thoroughly enjoy seeing more of these types of films, with classic period films being twisted up with zombies.

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Covid-19 risk linked to restaurant dining CDC study

Adults who tested positive for Covid-19 were about twice as likely to have eaten at a restaurant in the two weeks before becoming ill than those who tested negative, according to a new CDC study.

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This Week in Genre History Contagion accidentally predicted our pandemic future

Welcome to This Week in Genre History, where Tim Grierson and Will Leitch, the hosts of the Grierson & Leitch podcast, take turns looking back at the world’s greatest, craziest, most infamous genre movies on the week that they were first released.

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TRUMPKIN

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Bill & Ted Face the Music

Directed by Dean Parisot. With Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, Kristen Schaal, Samara Weaving. Once told they’d save the universe during a time-traveling adventure, 2 would-be rockers from San Dimas, California find themselves as middle-aged dads still trying to crank out a hit song and fulfill their destiny.

I think there’s something to be said for waiting so long between the second and third movies in the franchise. Giving the character room to breath and find (or in this case, not find) their callings and move on with their lives. I feel like at times I’m bill or ted, just floundering around in a sea of possibility, but with no actualization and no time travel phone booth to assist me in finding my one true calling.

or at least some mideval babes to marry and have cool kids with.

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Mulan

Directed by Niki Caro. With Yifei Liu, Donnie Yen, Li Gong, Jet Li. A young Chinese maiden disguises herself as a male warrior in order to save her father.

Distinctly in the “this didn’t need to be made” category, as well as the “this is obviously made for an audience that isn’t me” category as well. The camera angles, storylines, and special effects feel more like a Chinese made movie than any other Disney movie I’ve seen, and actually reminds a whole bunch of a Netflix series named “Ice Fantasy“, for better or worse.

There’s a ton of justified outrage from Americans who are horrified to hear about the slave labor taking place in the same area that Disney filmed this, and horrified to hear the lead actress denounce democratic supporters in Hong Kong. The sad thing is, with how much noticeable CGI and weird special effects choices, this could have been filmed on the Moon and no one would be able to tell the difference between the two versions.

To end on a positive note though, the costumes were fantastic, huge fan of the fashion going on here.

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Justice League – Aquaman Life Size Bust by Infinity Studio

Infinity Studio has updated with photos and details for their latest high end collectible. They have revealed their Aquaman Life Size Bust. The bust is based on his appearance in the Justice League live action film. The skin is made on medical grade silicon, with prosthetic eyes, and artificial hair

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Trump administration accused of siphoning money away from 911 fund

Payments stopped without explanation leaving care of New York firefighters with 9/11-related illnesses in jeopardy

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K-TEL Presents Difficult-to-Strip-To Hits

Crazy Blow Job Girl

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A Stitch In Time

CRASH

Positively Trek 35 Book Club Hells Mirror

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