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ATLANTA, GA—In a surprise announcement today, the CDC revised its guidelines on social distancing. Vaccinated people can now ignore social distancing if needed in order to punch an unvaccinated person in the face.

“We highly encourage punching as many unvaccinated people in the face as possible,” said Dr. Nancy Messonnier. “We think this will be an effective tool for encouraging many more people to stop resisting the vaccination– since our science indicates very few people enjoy being punched in the face.”

The CDC confirms these new guidelines are “effective immediately,” and will be in place until every unvaccinated person has been sufficiently punched.

“If people are still resistant after the first dose of punching, we recommend a second dose– and in some rare cases– a third dose, right in the nose,” said Messonnier.

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Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 2004 – 2005 Comic Series Marvel

Browse the Marvel comic series Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes (2004 – 2005). Check out individual issues, and find out how to read them!

There’s two different series by this name that both do the same gimmick of having the letters of “avengers” on each of the 8 issues, which is the primary reason that I bought both of the series. I can’t find any record of it, but I read the other one thinking it was the first one to be released (it wasn’t) and thinking it’d be a good read (nope). This one however, is vastly superior and is actually a great read with captivating art and a story that retells / reimagines the first few years of The Avengers.

Now I need to figure out how to best display these on my display shelf. Maybe have two in each frame and I just flip them around from time to time?

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Y’all really liked my last Warthog pic so here’s another for the same shoot

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Yay mask mandates are slowly being lifted

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US House candidate Bouchard says he impregnated 14-year-old when he was 18

Anthony Bouchard says he went public with the information after learning that people were investigating the relationship in opposition to his candidacy against Rep. Liz Cheney.

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