May the 4th be with you

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How It Ends

How It Ends: Directed by Zoe Lister-Jones, Daryl Wein. With Zoe Lister-Jones, Cailee Spaeny, Whitney Cummings, Tawny Newsome. In this feel-good apocalyptic comedy, Liza (Zoe Lister-Jones) embarks on a hilarious journey through LA in hopes of making it to her last party before it all ends, running into an eclectic cast of characters along the way.

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THRILL SHOW

Vitali Timkin – Mars city

Report Rep Steven Palazzo spent campaign money to fight allegations he misspent campaign money

Mississippi Rep. Steven Palazzo spent campaign money on attorneys to help fight an ethics investigation accusing him of misspending campaign money.

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Piss gummy bears anyone

TRON rider

Joe Biden Cancels 3 Billion Worth of Student Debt

Joe Biden has cancelled almost $3 billion worth of student debt since his inauguration in January of 2021.

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Dindu nuffin

Alone

” How red is the red little schoolhouse ” American poster published in a booklet c 1949-1953

MOTEL

New halo

Bad Rap

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Dark Siders by Luca Strati

Millennium Falcon

Come have coffee with us

EVEL KNIEVEL

BIKINI

Could you do this

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1 dead 2 injured after dispute over mask at Georgia grocery store sheriff says

A man fired at an employee and a deputy shot at the suspect.

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Iron Mask

Directed by Oleg Stepchenko. With Jason Flemyng, Xingtong Yao, Jackie Chan, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Early 1700: Cartographer Jonathan Green (Jason Flemyng) from Viy (2014) is back to map the Russian Far East. He’s forced on to China, where he confronts the Dragon Master et al. The iron masked Russian Czar escapes the Tower of London to a Russian ship.

The full minute of pre-roll credits and logos from the production companies gave me the correct impression: this is a labor of love from people that were pretty good in their own elements, but the story here is huge swing and a miss for me. There’s some pretty convoluted story twists, so spoilers ahead while I figure them out:

The full title of the film I think is “Journey To China: The Mystery of the Man in the Iron Mask”. They reveal in the first five minutes that the man in the Iron Mask is a king of Russia who was thrown in a London tower jail so that someone else could impersonate him back in Russia. This is discovered by a guy that invented a ‘more precise’ measuring tool for cartography, who had brought his invention to Russia to ask the King to be his Patreon. Upon discovery, he too is thrown in jail, this time in Russia. He uses one of his homing pigeons to write a letter to his wife back in London, turns out she’s the daughter of a wealthy man played by Charles Dance (Tywin Lannister from game of thrones). The bird is intercepted by the Man in The Iron Mask though, who as previously mentioned is in prison in a tower. Along with him in prison? A Chinese master, as played by Jackie Chan. There’s some conversation about what to do with the bird (eat it?) but the decide to write their own message on the back of the cartographer’s message and send it back on it’s journey to the cartographer’s wife.

Oh, and the English jailer is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who doesn’t even remotely look or sound English, he makes no attempt at hiding his accent, which is just fine in my book!

There’s a pocket demon, a dragon, white wizards, black wizards, princesses, kings, pirates, blonde lady pirates, and an remarkable amount of kung fu going on in the background.

It’s not a good film at the end of the day, but do I suggest you check it out with some friends over while having some drinks?

Oh hell yes I do.

Buy On Amazon!

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Outsmarting the system

The Heist – Toonhole

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retro-style poster of The Mandalorian ?

CHRIS

GENIUS BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTHROPIST By Patrick Connan

Rise of the Fallen Widow I mean Black Widow

Batman and the Gray Ghost

Adoptable Kittens

My quarantine project has been taking care of a stray cat that showed up at my house extremely not pregnant at all, but then getting extremely pregnant very quickly.  She turned into a giant whale of a cat, then gave birth to six kittens!

We’re going to keep one, an orange tabby named Miles, two more are going to family, so three of them are still up for adoption.  Obviously if you’re reading this on MCS, you’re not likely going to be in the area that they’re adopting out of, but I figured I might as well start sharing pictures of them.

So there they are!  Three adorable cats!  That’s Kira with the super pink nose, and her sisters, Ezri and Jadzia.

Just completely random names with no theme at all….

Settlers

Settlers: Directed by Wyatt Rockefeller. With Sofia Boutella, Jonny Lee Miller, Nell Tiger Free, Brooklynn Prince. Plot unknown.

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Kraven the Hunter

The FREEDOM to take a vacation from the state you represent during a crisis & blame it on your daughters… looking at YOU Fat Wolverine

TELEVISION

“If they’re down here sir we’ll find them”

Black Canary on the cover of Deathstroke Inc #1

ASSHOLE POPULATION

Crystal basketball chandelier

Karelon Musk

Thanks I hate this flower thingy holder blister bomb

Tenants from Hell

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The Never Ending LEGO Climber

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Mmmmm it’ll have you looking radiant

DODGE

Heartwarming

I dont blame him

ass fingering on “Attack of the Show”

B-17 &quotFlying Fortress” Ball Turret Gunner 640?

A ring is a ring

Pig

Pig: Directed by Michael Sarnoski. With Nicolas Cage, Alex Wolff, Adam Arkin, Nina Belforte. A truffle hunter who lives alone in the Oregonian wilderness must return to his past in Portland in search of his beloved foraging pig after she is kidnapped.

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