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    The Fast and the Furious

    The Fast and the Furious: Directed by Rob Cohen. With Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster. Los Angeles police officer Brian O’Conner must decide where his loyalty really lies when he becomes enamored with the street racing world he has been sent undercover to destroy.

    A movie about a street punk that’s just too old for this shit stealing tvs with built in VCR players with his fellow street punks, all from the comfort of his family convenience store. This 4k version that I have is pretty super high contrast and washed out, not sure what’s going on with AppleTV here. There’s a fun look into a Hollywood version of street racing with teams of people setting up races and manually painting start lines right next to the DOT lines that are already on the street. This remains the only F&F movie with nudity, it’s become a much more family friendly series now days.

    I still love the film, but that ending is pure nonsense, Dom’s charger would have absolutely decimated the skyline that brian was driving.

    “any brew you want, as long as it’s a corona”

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    Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake: Directed by Navot Papushado. With Karen Gillan, Joanna Bobin, Freya Allan, Lena Headey. Three generations of women fight back against those who could take everything from them.

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A contract killer is good at their job, maybe even the best there is, but suddenly the organization that they’ve worked with for so many years turns their back on them and they have to set things right by killing everyone that gets in their way!

    It’s a well traveled story and at this point the only things that’s going to be different in it is the actors involved, of which this film gives some of the very best that Hollywood has to offer, including new comer Chloe Coleman, who I last saw in “My Spy”. She doesn’t seem to have aged all that much between these two films, so perhaps she’s an immortal being who’s cursed to look young for all of eternity?

    Regardless of the actors or that horrible movie poster included on this post, it’s a great movie to watch while on your laptop doing nothing much of anything, the action is entertaining, the end result is predictable, and justice prevails in the end.

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    Do You Dream of Terra-Two

    Saving the future of the planet means sacrificing their own – one of Cosmopolitans books by people of colour to get excited about in 2019, this is The Long Way

    This is a well written book that’s not very well researched, nor does it go in any particular direction that I found to be interesting at all. There’s some significant issues with the story events, all of which could have been avoided if the author had just seen Apollo 13. First and foremost, the people being selected to go to this far off planet? They had no clue who was being selected and were in fact at home learning about who was going by watching TV with the rest of Humanity. It was announced at a press conference that didn’t include the actual astronauts, which I find baffling, surely even the author could come up with a better way for that to happen! IRL selection for even relatively minor space missions gets a fair bit of press, and more importantly, the participants all know they’re going to space before the presser even starts.

    Following the announcement there’s a couple incidents with the kids that are going to space because, I kid you not, they were permitted to wander around tree memorials and the city that was down the road, leading to some incredible confusing plot developments.

    Then, when they’re off in space, one of the beta team members says: “I’m on the beta team so I didn’t train as much as the alpha team did”.

    Gary Sinise played Ken Mattingly in Apollo 13, and I’m not sure which one of them would have been more offended by that idea. The backup team trains just as hard and is just as qualified to go to space as the primary mission team and would be ready to step in at even a moment’s notice. It’s insulting to think that the space program would train anyone less than they possibly could if they were expecting to possibly send them on the mission.

    The book is paradoxically good in the middle/end, the beginning and it’s assorted bad science is completely unfortunate, and the last page of the book made me absolutely rage. How can a book be so well written but be so terrible?

    Skip this book if anyone recommends it to you.

    SPOILERS:

    For the entire story several characters are dreaming of this planet, knowing things about it before the science catches up with them, there’s a huge thing being made about how there’s possibly a psychic connection to the planet, but instead of following up on that idea, and before they even leave the Sol system, the main character just goes back to Earth and moves in with her dad. The story of the ship going to this fantastic planet of Terra-Two? Dropped completely and forgotten about in the span of just 3 or 4 pages with no pay off at all. This was one of the worst cases of unrealized potential that I’ve ever read and it made me feel that my time had been wasted.

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    Blade Runner Black Lotus

    Blade Runner: Black Lotus: With Barkhad Abdi, Wes Bentley, Brian Cox, Henry Czerny. Animated series that takes place 17 years before ‘Blade Runner 2049’.

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    The Teela Show featuring He-Man

    At least in Terminator: Dark Fate, John Connor only died once.

    Army of Thieves

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    CIA officer from bin Laden hunt to lead Havana Syndrome probe as cases rise

    There may be as many as 200 cases now, including around two dozen from Vienna.

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    Scientists discover more than 30 viruses frozen in ice most never seen before

    The group of researchers from Ohio State found viruses with genetic codes that have never been discovered.

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    Star Trek Prodigy

    Star Trek: Prodigy: With Rylee Alazraqui, Dee Bradley Baker, Brett Gray, Angus Imrie. A group of teenagers steal a derelict Starfleet vessel and use it to explore the galaxy.

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    Surprise Brett Kavanaugh Wasnt Actually Vetted Before Being Given a Lifetime SCOTUS Appointment

    The FBI received 4,500 tips about him, with the “relevant” ones being turned over to the White House, where they were presumably ignored.

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    Spider-Man Far From Home MMS542 Spider-Man Upgraded Suit 16th Scale Collectible Figure

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    Ohio ‘incel’ charged with hate crime for plotting sorority mass shooting officials say

    Tres Genco, 21, planned to shoot women at an Ohio university “out of hatred, jealousy and revenge,” the Justice Department alleged.

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    MONSTER

    ‘People are just walking out in the middle of shifts’ What it’s like to work in a restaurant right now

    Workers interviewed by CNN Business said they’re struggling in the short-staffed environment.

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    ‘They Don’t Give a Shit’ Former Agent Says FBI Ignores Child Sex Abuse Cases

    Jane Turner, a 25-year FBI veteran who blew the whistle on malfeasance within her agency, says the botched Larry Nassar abuse case is part of a pattern

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    Ghostbusters Slimer Life-Size Foam Prop Replica

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