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  • Classy Tax Evasion

    Your brain creates nightmares

    Shirley Manson, 1995

    Wicked (2024)

    Out Today: “Star Trek #500”

    Out today: “Star Trek #500“, by Christopher Cantwell and Collin Kelly and Jackson Lanzing.

    Celebrate IDW’s 500th issue of Star Trek comics (and an early Star Trek Day!) with this landmark oversized anthology issue! This collection of five short stories spans through fan-favorite eras of the beloved franchise from Lower Decks to Strange New Worlds, legacy characters from The Next Generation and the original series, written and illustrated by Star Trek comics veterans and new voices alike. Plus, don’t miss out on the prelude to 2025’s big Star Trek and Defiant comic crossover event written by Jackson Lanzing, Collin Kelly, and Christopher Cantwell!

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    Sweetie Candy Vigilante Vol 2 #5 Cvr C Sistilli Yellow

    Sweetie and the entire Candy Vigilante Squad (Candy Wolf, Pixie, Gummee Bear, Tinsel, Hansel and Gretel, Peter Cottontail, Jack Rabbit, and Honey B.) have settled into the fully operational “Fortress of Sweetness.” Located on the Twin Islands in New York’s East River, these sweet new digs are decked to the nines with candy-coated drip and equipped with a Sweetie Candy Vigilante-themed pinball machine that is all-in Hatchy Milatchy Multiball! The team gets a house call from ally Dr. Faerie Wilder, a.k.a. THE Tooth Fairy herself, revealing her integral role in the science and magic of Sweetie’s defense weapons development and the relevance of Sweetie’s “trinkets,” (human teeth excised from those born bad to the bone and inherently evil) – all thanks to her cover/day job as a highly-skilled dentist. And speaking of bad to the bone, there is a truly evil darkness in NYC, and within that darkness is Genio “Bug” Vespa. The crime syndicate thug and self-made vermin whisperer pays a visit to Sweetie’s new island compound under orders from Bart Volgare. Seeing what a busy little bee she’s been, “Bug” poses as an extermination subcontractor dispatched by the NYC Department of Environmental Protection to investigate a potential contamination on the islands. Will the sweet squad tell him to buzz off – or let him in to see what their new “pestie” is all about? No need to get antsy, though, it’s all goodie gumdrops… Sweetie’s locked and loaded, and there’s no stoppin’ her Jawbreaker from poppin’! Even the Queen Bee Esmeralda bows to Sweetie with love and adoration, and is ready to do battle until the salty feel her sting! All this awaits, among other surprises – including the breaking news that the waters surrounding the “Fortress of Sweetness” are now populated with Sweetie’s latest creation… Sweetish Piranha Fish! Isn’t that NICE? TRICK OR TREAT…? DON’T MISS THIS ISSUE – AND BE SURE TO SATISFY YOUR SWEET TOOTH JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Also includes a FREE MP3 download of “THE LAND OF HATCHY MILATCHY,” the new single by OSAKA POPSTAR recorded specifically for this series! ALL COVERS CARDSTOCK

    I present to you, Sad Pyke.

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  • Blake Lively

    Tactical

    Ford

    Jessica Chastain

    Doggo

    “Spaceman” Review

    Spaceman: Directed by Johan Renck. With Adam Sandler, Carey Mulligan, Paul Dano, Kunal Nayyar. Half a year into his solo mission on the edge of the solar system, an astronaut concerned with the state of his life back on Earth is helped by an ancient creature he discovers in the bowels of his ship.

    Every now and then actors that are known for one genre step out of that genre and do something more series and/or different than what everyone knows them for. Sandler does this pretty frequently, he’s known for being a hilarious comedian with a huge following, but when he decides to get series he goes all in with movies like Uncut Gems, Punch Drunk Love, or Reign Over Me. “Spaceman” isn’t as heavy as those other films, but it comes dang close to it but does it in a way that could be equal parts horror or comedy science fiction, but instead reaches a point of self reflection that many films never attempt. It works for the most part, I have some minor quibbles about some of the story elements, but the end product is a great thought experiment on an ironically human level.

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    Can’t avoid that tree

    Millie Bobby Brown

    Blursed Hair

    Amy Adams

    Cate Blanchett

    Lili Reinhart

    Plenty of fish

    Victoria Justice

    Bangkok, Thailand

    Teri Garr (1964)

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