X-Men Jubilee at the Beach

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Necromunda Promethium Guilder by Thomas Elliott

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Star Wars Visions Soundtracks to Be Released

Walt Disney Records will release nine soundtracks for Lucasfilm’s Disney+ animated short film series Star Wars: Visions.

The Duel $3.99
Tatooine Rhapsody $7.99
The Twins $9.49
The Elder $7.99
The Village Bride $9.49
The Ninth Jedi $8.99
T0-B1 $5.99
Akakiri $7.99

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The Flash

The Flash: Directed by Andy Muschietti. With Ben Affleck, Michael Keaton, Maribel Verdú, Ezra Miller. The plot is unknown. Feature film based on the comic book superhero, The Flash.

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Can we take a moment to be terrified together

Which College Freshman ?

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Polaris and Scarlet Witch by W Scott Forbes

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The ripple on this blub by Xponentialdesign

Peacemaker

Peacemaker: Created by James Gunn. With Steve Agee, Danielle Brooks, John Cena, Christopher Heyerdahl. The origin of the DC superhero so dedicated to world peace that he is prepared to use force of arms to achieve it.

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Worth the money

Hellraiser

Hellraiser: Directed by Clive Barker. With Andrew Robinson, Clare Higgins, Ashley Laurence, Sean Chapman. A woman discovers the newly resurrected, partially formed, body of her brother-in-law. She starts killing for him to revitalize his body so he can escape the demonic beings that are pursuing him after he escaped their sadistic underworld.

Every year for the last few years I pick a horror franchise that due to the parental limitations of my upbringing, I was never able to experience. This year I picked the Hellraiser series, even though it seems like it’s going to just be a torture porn series with limited cinematic value. After watching the first film on Amazon Prime, I’m here to tell you that’s exactly what it is with just buckets of gore and blood thrown around the screen and a very limited world built out. The basic premise is that this super hot and sweaty guy gets tired of sex and goes looking for a puzzle box that he’s heard will unlock unknown and unknowable pleasures and pain. Turns out that the pleasure part is just a myth, it’s all pain, because when he unlocks the box, some demons show up and rip him to literal pieces. A while later, through a series of impossibly silly actions, the guy’s brother moves into the house where all this happened and some blood is spilled on the spot where he died and this somehow resurrects him from the pits of hell that he was banished to. It doesn’t bring him all the way back, and I have to give them credit, the resurrection of his bloody skeleton was a horrifying and amazing scene to see. His half alive body then instructs a woman to kill more people to help bring him all the way back to life.

The house where all this is taking place is a real piece of work, with mold and blood on the walls, holes in the floor, and an exterior that looks like no one’s touched it in years. At one point they had been in the house for a while, but the mailbox was still sitting on a pile of bricks outside!

At the end of the day, this is just an adaption of an idea that’s been around for as long as demons have been around: demons enjoy torture and pain, and will come pull you into their world if you look too closely at them. The film’s one saving grace is how seriously it takes itself, so the film never falls into campiness.

“We have such sights to show you”

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I don’t know how to feel about this

Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League Official Story Trailer – Ticking

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Black Adam

Black Adam: Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra. With Pierce Brosnan, Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Shahi, Aldis Hodge. Plot unknown. A spin-off from ‘Shazam!’ centering on the film’s anti-hero, Black Adam.

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Claudia Cardinale 1960s

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy

Happy 95th Birthday to Angela Lansbury Here she is back around 1940

After 20 years it’s time to repeal the Patriot Act and begin to dismantle the surveillance state

After 9/11, Congress gave the government unchecked authority to spy on its own people. It’s been a disaster

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My Little Pony A New Generation

My Little Pony: A New Generation: Directed by Robert Cullen, José Luis Ucha, Mark Fattibene. With Vanessa Hudgens, Kimiko Glenn, James Marsden, Sofia Carson. After the time of the Mane 6, Sunny–a young Earth Pony–and her new Unicorn friend Izzy explore their world and strive to restore Harmony to Equestria.

The corpse of the “My New Pony: Friendship Is Magic” is still warm and Netflix / Hasbro have the audacity to make a completely unrelated film that turned out to be a fun and worth your time adventure?

Well it was unexpected, but it’s true, if you enjoyed the tv show that recently wrapped up nine seasons of esoteric adventures learning that friendship truly is magic, you’ll likely enjoy this adventure set after that show, but only in the most vague ways. It is it’s own thing, all for the better.

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Trump Assures GOP Donors He Doesn’t Enjoy Being Peed Upon

The former president decided a National Republican Senatorial Committee retreat was the right time to set the record straight on the “pee tape,” which no one else has thought about in y…

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No lies detected

It’s For Your Own Good Grandpa

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It’s all an appeal to the racist base

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Republican state senator banned from Alaska Airlines after mask refusal tests positive for COVID-19

Alaska state Sen.

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