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    Erika Eleniak (1990s)

    Meirl

    The Best Work Ethic


  • Roseanne Park (Rosé)

    DODGE

    Paula Patton

    SPACE

    SHELBY

    “Alien: Romulus” Review

    While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonists come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.

    They somehow managed to fit 3 different Alien flicks in this one movie’s 2 hour run time. The pacing is damn near perfect, the scary stuff is scary as hell, and the alient / human / android drama plays fantastically. There was only one point that I doubted where they were going (it was something that also happened in Resurrection) but the direction they went in was appropriately horrifying and worked well.

    If you can see this in a premium format theater like IMAX or Dolby Digital, it’s well worth your time.

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    RICHIE RICH

    “Borderlands” Review

    Borderlands: Directed by Eli Roth. With Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Edgar Ramírez, Jamie Lee Curtis. Based on the best-selling videogame, this all-star action-adventure follows a ragtag team of misfits on a mission to save a missing girl who holds the key to unimaginable power.

    The internet seems to think that this is the worst movie in the world, but it doesn’t rise to the terrible results of other video game adaptations and has it’s own share of great moments, but at the end of the day it’s not terrible, not great, just mediocre. I think my complaint with it would be the casting and the decision to set it nearly 40 years after the time period of the first video game, but somehow not have any of the events of the games referenced to or occur on the screen. It’s a movie set in a mirror Borderlands universe where the main characters are older and Kevin Hart plays a soldier that’s not all that funny. He’s not even trying to be funny, he’s just playing a soldier, that’s it. One of the funniest guys in Hollywood and they have him playing a bbf to Ariana Greenblatt’s Tiny Tina, who really stole the show but wasn’t given enough to work with to save the film.

    Do you need to see it in theaters? no, but I’d suggest checking it out when it hits the FAST channels.

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    Doggo

    DRIVE IN

    TOY

    SEXY

    Lorde

    MOVIE

    TRAIN

    COLD WAR

    Morgan Fairchild (1980s)

    Victoria justice