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  • Emrakul, The Promised End by Jaime Jones

    Before leaving

    Sunset Descent by Kiri Hunter

    Fight the Horde by Joel Kilpatrick

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    Will Smith’s Career

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    Silk by Douglas Bicalho

    Old Dogs

    Old Dogs: Directed by Walt Becker. With John Travolta, Robin Williams, Kelly Preston, Conner Rayburn. Two friends and business partners find their lives turned upside down when strange circumstances lead them to be the temporary guardians of seven year-old twins.

    Made in 2009, it’s a free spirited movie made right after Travolta’s kid died, and released right after Bernie Mac died from sarcoidosis complications; they both get appropriate dedications in the final credits. An interesting point of fact: they had to shave Robin’s chest for a few scenes of this movie, and considering I know how hairy that guy is, I can only imagine how harry that clipper room was after they were done! The basic story is that a guy (robin’s character) is starting to miss an old flame, she shows up with kids, he rolls with it, and everyone gets a seemingly factory made family movie with too many “gay dad” jokes, too many pop songs, and a resolution that’s just too sappy to even hold in my memory for longer than it took to write this review.

    All that being said, on a budget of just $30m, it made $96 theatrically and another $35m on the home market.

    It’s not really a recommendable movie, but if you’re either a Travolta or Williams fan, it’s not a bad distraction.

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    The Villain

    The Villain: Directed by Hal Needham. With Kirk Douglas, Ann-Margret, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Paul Lynde. Facing hanging, a bank robber makes a deal with the corrupt banker to avoid execution in exchange for a dirty assignment.

    It’s a stupid story with increasingly ridiculous and contrived plot points, but if you knew that it was a parody / love letter to the WB cartoons from the 1930 like I did, I bet you’d enjoy it much more than if you didn’t. The obvious name here to look for is Arnold’s, it’s only his 7th role and he’s obviously still getting his acting skills in line, and I would imagine his role selections were still somewhat limited, I think this is the only time he ever played a cowboy in a movie.

    As enjoyable as it is, all of the Native American roles are played by white guys that lean in to obvious stereotypes to the extreme. To balance this out, I chose to focus my attention on the always captivating Ann-Margret. Is the movie suggestable? Nope, not even a little bit. Is it good? No to that question as well. Did I enjoy it? yes, but I felt guilty about it.

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    Old Wizard by George REDreev


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    Kanye NO

    Whatever!! Spider Dude

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    cookies, sunsets, cats, college, and beers, name a more iconic combination


    Someone got some girlscout cookies!!!  These were the best of the couple boxes we bought


    We had to go out for some cat food for baby cat, turns out she has a hyperthyroid situation and now we have to push a pill down her throat and give her some super high calorie food so she’ll put some weight back on. After we bought the cat food we went to a Japanese restaurant and had dinner inside the building for only the second time in over 2 years.  it was a good dinner, and this was the sunset we saw on the way in.

    Odo’s designated snuggle spot, right next to my legs.


    Someone’s going back to college.  Or are they?  (they are, maybe)


    More food for the old cat named “baby”.


    A selection of fine stickers, I just added one.


    I’m about to get rid of this keg shell that I’ve had in my garage for the last two years.  It’s going to one of the above pictured breweries, where it will hopefully be filled with many quality beers.

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    Ana de Armas

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    Terminator, Tristan Jones

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    Immortality by Jerry Padilla

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    Mask Off

    THE FLINTSTONES

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    Stargazer Wallpaper

    BATMAN

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    LAMP

    Art Villas Costa Rica / Formafatal

    Medusa by TheRafa

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    LINDA DAY GEORGE

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    Sen. Amy Klobuchar demands Justice Thomas recuse himself from future election cases over his wife’s texts

    “The entire integrity of the court is on the line here,” Sen. Amy Klobuchar said, calling for stricter ethics rules on the Supreme Court.

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