The Valet

The Valet: Directed by Richard Wong. With Eugenio Derbez, Samara Weaving, Max Greenfield, Betsy Brandt. A movie star enlists a parking valet at a Beverly Hills restaurant to pose as her lover to cover for her relationship with a married man.

It’s an english remake of a French film, without a single recognizable star, which adds to its appeal, since there’s just the story and some actors that honestly all deserve to be seen. It’s a goofy and basic premise, but they’re somehow able to make it work and by the end of the film I bet you’ll be pulling for the “correct” couple to get their due.

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  • Hi. I don’t know how to relax anymore [OC]

    Jupiter

    A poem

    Build me a yacht with everything on board. I don’t care how much it costs!

    Removed the text from the Thor Love and Thunder Screen X poster and made it into a mobile wallpaper (2022)

    Sam Kinison, Charlie Sheen and Rodney Dangerfield (1987)

    Patrick Stewart and William Shatner in 1991

    The G Word with Adam Conover

    The G Word with Adam Conover: Created by Jon Cohen, Adam Conover, Jon Wolf. With Nicole Randall Johnson, James Austin Johnson, Sierra Katow, Carol Herman. Follows Conover introducing the civil servants who make it work and take a satirical look at its shortcomings.

    You may remember Adam Conover from “Adam Ruins Everything” a series that I believe started on College Humor and graduated to TBS, running from 2015 to 2019. It was basically Penn and Teller’s “Bullshit” but with much more hand holding research and documented sources, explaining the ins and outs about everything from office rights to circumcision. “The G Word” feels like an appropriate sequel of sorts, with 6 episodes dedicated to the broad subject of “The Government”, then focusing in on what makes it work vs what causes the abrupt failures it seems to just randomly have every time a Republican is in office. There’s much more cursing in this series, so it’s never going to be a good fit for highschools, which I find disappointing because other than the explicit language this is a damn right informative series that anyone that has doubts about the federal government should check out.

    His prescription for solving the issues we currently have feels a bit too Obama-esque with suggestions to run locally and change your locals laws. I’m not entirely sure that would be something that’s going to result in real substantive change that we need, but what’s the alternative? Guillotines and riots in the streets?

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    The clothes are too good as well

    Lightyear

    Lightyear: Directed by Angus MacLane. With Chris Evans, Keke Palmer, Peter Sohn, Taika Waititi. While spending years attempting to return home, marooned Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear encounters an army of ruthless robots commanded by Zurg who are attempting to steal his fuel source.

    I know they say it opens tomorrow, but AMC doesn’t play by anyone’s rules, so I saw it tonight. Take a bit of time to wrap your head around this: This is the fictional movie that the fictional character from “Toy Story” named Andy saw when he was a kid, so it’s a movie that was from a movie that was then had a toy tie in action figure. That tie in action figure from “Toy Story” also had a made for television movie and television series that is never touched on in any form from any of the four “Toy Story” films, nor in this film. Is that confusing enough? No? Then let’s talk about the actual movie to add some confusion to it.

    It’s about a serious of a science fiction film that we’ve gotten from Pixar yet. Maybe “Wall-E” has a slightly more wonderous science fiction feel, but “Lightyear” is military science fiction through and through, and for that I love it. The plot is somewhat less loveable with some well traveled shenanigans that I’ll not get into a pre-release review, but suffice to say, Chris Evans (the voice of Buzz) is no stranger to these types of shenanigans.

    While I wasn’t all that blown away by the story, the set pieces, the technology, and the basic concept of the Space Rangers had me entertained for the entire film, so if you’re a military science fiction fan, this is a must watch.

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    Monterrey, Mexico

    Doctor Strange wallpaper

    OUCH

    The Gun Cult thinks the problem is mental illness

    retro building

    Insulin shouldn’t cost $500

    F-35B Liftoff – The F-35B uses an advanced lift fan to generate downward thrust, enabling it to hover and land vertically

    Serving isn’t a real job apparently.


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    Beanutbutter Bups

    macaroni and cheese gummies

    rectal dilator

    Buzz (To Infinity and Beyond)

    You cant catch me no more

    She loves the way he talks about sand

    The lovely Megan Deluca

    Passenger on Paradise Loop, me, 2022

    The massacre hidden by the US governament

    Darth Talon by KalinkaFox [StarWars]

    Official flag of the Uvalde Police department

    On the street. by artist Valeriy Zrazhevskiy

    Insomnia

    Insomnia: Directed by Christopher Nolan. With Al Pacino, Martin Donovan, Oliver ‘Ole’ Zemen, Hilary Swank. Two Los Angeles homicide detectives are dispatched to a northern town where the sun doesn’t set to investigate the methodical murder of a local teen.

    Another entry in our Robin Williams rewatch, this one I remember seeing in theaters back in 2002 and not being happy with how serious Robin was in the film. Here we are 20 years later and I’m just fine seeing him expanding from pure humor. This wasn’t his first, nor his last serious role, but I think it’s one of the few that he got absolutely no laughs at all from me during the film, even the movies about suicide or dead children had a couple funny moments.

    One thing that I know is that I would not being able to live in Alaska with the “always daylight” or “always night” situation they have going on in parts of the state. I like to have a pitch black room and have the sun wake me up in the morning, and while technology is there for wake up lights, it’s just not the same thing.

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    Thoughts & Prayers…

    Tim Burton and Lisa Marie Smith (1997)

    I Love this hair style on her

    Train up a child

    Blonde

    Blonde: Directed by Andrew Dominik. With Ana de Armas, Adrien Brody, Garret Dillahunt, Bobby Cannavale. A fictionalized chronicle of the inner life of Marilyn Monroe.

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    Ms. Marvel inspired poster for your phone screensavers!

    1944 – The Super Train of Tomorrow (back cover of Amazing Stories Magazine)

    Its a sign

    Kate Bush (1978)

    Choking it

    Florida surgeon general opposes COVID-19 shots for young children

    As the federal Food and Drug Administration weighs approval of COVID-19 vaccinations for children under age 5, Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo is opposed to the potential change.

    Hailee Steinfeld

    Istanbul, Turkey

    Dance ;)

    Sun Giraffee