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  • Obscene Background

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    Such beautiful women, such bastards behind them.

    Kill It With Love

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    Care Bear Stare!

    Divorce Wedding Cake

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    Not sure if this is the best way to start a marriage…

    Costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott

    Stolen from Ubergeeks:
    COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT :

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
    ABBOTT: Your computer?
    COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou
    ABBOTT: What about Windows?
    COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
    ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
    COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
    ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
    COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
    ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
    COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business What do you have?
    ABBOTT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
    ABBOTT: I just did.
    COSTELLO: You just did what?
    ABBOTT: Recommend something.
    COSTELLO: You recommended something?
    ABBOTT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: For my office?
    ABBOTT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
    ABBOTT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
    ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
    COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
    ABBOTT: Word.
    COSTELLO: What word?
    ABBOTT: Word in Office.
    COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
    ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
    COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
    ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
    COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
    ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
    COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
    ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
    COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
    ABBOTT: One copy.
    COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
    ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
    COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
    ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
    (A few days later)
    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
    ABBOTT: Click on “START…”

    Princess Leia Cosplayers

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    So, the question I have: Did these girls decide to dress up like this themselves, or were they ‘pressured’ by their boyfriends? Either way, Star Wars cosplayers rock.

    Goddamn Blizard

    Why did they have to go and cancel ghost?  I could have stared at this ass for months on end!

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    Light-Up Saber Spoon

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    Start your day with real Jedi action

    Watch spoon light up when you push the

    button to activate The Force within.

    Blast your way through

    breakfast!

    Future Security Measures

    In the not so far future for air-travel:

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    At what point do we just say “ok, alright already, the terrorists have won”? Personally, it was the point that they started to search my shoes for explosives.  Even if you wear sandles.

    Mad Max 2: Road Warrior

    Stumbled upon this image here, which is kick ass awesome:

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    I followed the lil link at the bottom for www.raremovieimages.com and was pleasently surprised to find a rather nice picture blog with some movie pictures from movies that I love, or I would love to see. I think they started out right with Lone Wolf & Cub. I just hope they continue on like this, and don’t fall into the pitfalls of too many adverts, and shitty content. Good things I don’t have either of…well.. at least my content is ok :/ I’ve added them to my personal blogroll, so you may see more from them in the future

    Black and White to COLOR

    Instructions:  There’s a black dot in the center. Stare at the dot till the countdown ends, and the black and white picture should look like it’s in color until you move your eyes!
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    I know this has been floating around recently, but this is the first version I found that’s just an animated gif file

    American Psycho

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    I happen to know exactly what he’s doing here!
    “Don’t just stare at it, EAT IT.”

    OMG I Found Your Porn!

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    Someone’s getting started on the net a bit early!

    Sexuality Survey

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    And before you go all ape shit and start screamin, just substitute “heterosexuals” with “homosexuals” and you’ll see what the point of this is.

    Lack Of Faith

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    It’s the pope! In STAR WARS. Does it get any better then this? I lol’d

    X-Wing Landing Accident Evidence

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    We all know that the US military has been using “Star Wars” technology for sometime now, he’s an example of a X-Wing landing that went bad on the USS Long Island.

    Absolut Epilepsy

    Simply because I don’t want to kill anyone, the image is after the cut. Be warned though, it’ll fry your brain if you stare at it for too long.

    (more…)

    Tom Cruise Knows All!!

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    This is in reference to the interview that Tom Cruise gave, in which he claimed that he had researched the history of psychiatry, and that it was all evil. Not that he’s wrong, but geez man, you’re too hard core.

    The Dry Drunk

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    “The Dry Drunk: Starring George W. Bush and Jim Beam”Some men are more dangerous AFTER they stop Drinking.

    From the good ol’ boys over at www.oldamericancentury.org


  • The office of president represents…

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    “The office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

    –H.L. Mencken
    (all hail wikipedia)

    from www.evilgopbastards.com

    Spaceship Lego Goodness!

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    I’m not sure what show this particular ship is from, but I would bet it’s a space anime type show. I was just really damn impressed with the beauty of it, seeing that I love both space ships and lego!

    Anyone know what show it’s from?