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Training Ground Ambush

Manchester City player Robinho is ambushed by team-mate Micah Richards in a training ground snow ball fight

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Alarmed Door

Sign on door reads, “This Door Is Alarmed.”
Hand-written paper posted underneath reads, “What startled it?”

dead like me dvd wallpaper

I was surprised that I liked this series so much.  too bad it only lasted 2 seasons 🙁

maybe it’ll come back in 20 years like star trek, right?

Wall Statues

Found this site (Thank you Starkiller) and there’s some really cool pics to be found.
Worth 1000

Be Careful What You Bet On

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed

Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I m not sure the IRS finds that believable. I m a great gambler, and I can prove it, says Ralph. How about a demonstration? The auditor thinks for a moment and said, Okay. Go ahead. Ralph says, I ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye. The auditor thinks a moment and says, No way! It s a bet. Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor s jaw drops. Ralph says, Now, I ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye. The auditor can tell Ralph isn t blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. Want to go double or nothing? Ralph asks. I ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between. The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there s no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. Are you okay? the auditor asks. Not really, says the attorney.

This morning, when Ralph told me he d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you d be happy about it.

via Todays Humor – Be Careful What You Bet On.

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My PhotoShop art

just started learning PS.

Pure win.

I would actually order something at this Starbucks…

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Art from the Jane Austen classic novel Pride and Prejudice, remixed with bone-crushing zombie action. A feature film is in the works starring Natalie Portman as heroine Elizabeth Bennet, who finds her attention divided between Mr. Darcy and her own war against hordes of flesh-eating rotters.

Avatar

Just got back from seeing Avatar.  This is literally the first movie that I’ve ever seen in my entire life that I thought, man, I’m happy that was in 3d, and was an awesome film over all. Key to the story though is the concept of Avatars, which are just genetically modified bodies that humans can port their conciousness into in order to survive on the deadly planet of Pandora.  This is much like one of my favorite stories, Old Man’s War, which hopefully will get the big screen treatment sometime in the next few years.

The still shots look like shit, the CGI is painfully obvious, and the trailer doesn’t do the 3d justice.  The real magic comes in with the movie when it’s in motion and the facial twitches and nuances that haven’t been in any 3d or cgi movies yet.  Being able to choose what part of the scene you want to focus on, and being able to due to the fact that it’s been shot in full focus 3d, and then the air battles.

oh lordy.  the air battles.

Avatar is far up on the second slope on the Uncanny Valley.

This shit right here:

Go see it and tell us what you thought.  Seen it already?  Post some spoilerific shit in the comments.

Also, much like star wars, which gave us something as eternal as “may the force be with you” the phrase “I see you” really did strike a chord with me, though I can see that it may not with others.

Just another car…

Home

The Transition is a light sport, roadable aircraft under development by Terrafugia, a small start-up company based in Woburn, Massachusetts.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transition_(roadable_aircraft)

Der Fuherers Face

Der Fuehrer’s Face is a 1943 animated cartoon by the Walt Disney Studios, starring Donald Duck. It was directed by Jack Kinney and released on January 1, 1943 as an anti-Nazi propaganda movie for the American war effort. The film won the 1943 Academy Award for Animated Short Film, and was the only Donald Duck cartoon to win an Oscar. In 1994, it was voted #22 of “the 50 Greatest Cartoons” of all time by members of the animation field.

Iron Man 2 Trailer has dropped

oh fuck yes people, that’s iron man and war machine, fighting stolen stark tech suits of armor!

and I will be pissed if there isn’t a movie tie in with those gloves.  I want one.  Or two.

The Things Hubble Sees

Messier 104 (M104), the Sombrero galaxy. has a brilliant white, bulbous core encircled by the thick dust lanes comprising the spiral structure of the galaxy. As seen from Earth, the galaxy is tilted nearly edge-on. We view it from just six degrees north of its equatorial plane. At a relatively bright magnitude of +8, M104 is just beyond the limit of naked-eye visibility and is easily seen through small telescopes. The Sombrero lies at the southern edge of the rich Virgo cluster of galaxies and is one of the most massive objects in that group, equivalent to 800 billion suns. The galaxy is 50,000 light-years across and is located 28 million light-years from Earth. X-ray emission suggests that there is material falling into the compact core, where a 1-billion-solar-mass black hole resides. In the 19th century, some astronomers speculated that M104 was simply an edge-on disk of luminous gas surrounding a young star, which is prototypical of the genesis of our solar system. But in 1912, astronomer V. M. Slipher discovered that the hat-like object appeared to be rushing away from us at 700 miles per second. This enormous velocity offered some of the earliest clues that the Sombrero was really another galaxy, and that the universe was expanding in all directions.

The Hubble Space Telescope caught the eerie, wispy tendrils of a dark interstellar cloud being destroyed by the passage of one of the brightest stars in the Pleiades star cluster. Like a flashlight beam shining off the wall of a cave, the star is reflecting light off the surface of pitch black clouds of cold gas laced with dust. These are called reflection nebulae.

VV 705, or Markarian 848, consists of two galaxies that seem to be embracing each other. Two long, highly curved arms of gas and stars emerge from a central region with two cores. One arm, curving clockwise, stretches to the top of the image where it makes a U-turn and interlocks with the other arm that curves up counter-clockwise from below. The two cores are 16,000 light-years apart. The pair is thought to be midway through a merger. Markarian 848 is located in the constellation of Bootes, the Bear Watcher, and is approximately 550 million light-years away from Earth.

The Hubble Space Telescope caught the eerie, wispy tendrils of a dark interstellar cloud being destroyed by the passage of one of the brightest stars in the Pleiades star cluster. Like a flashlight beam shining off the wall of a cave, the star is reflecting light off the surface of pitch black clouds of cold gas laced with dust. These are called reflection nebulae.

Hubble Space Telescope Advent Calendar 2009
Too many words?

Lexa Doig

The hottest Sci-Fi babe of all time. She actually married Michael Shanks from Stargate SG-1. Can we say Nom Nom?

Sci-Fi Girls: Tricia Helfer, Lucy Lawless, Grace Park

From “Battlestar Galactica” (2003).

Aurora boreal

Explanation: While enjoying the spaceweather on a gorgeous summer evening in mid-July, astronomer Philippe Moussette captured this colorful fish-eye lens view looking north from the Observatoire Mont Cosmos, Quebec, Canada, planet Earth. In the foreground, lights along the northern horizon give an orange cast to the low clouds. But far above the clouds, at altitudes of 100 kilometers or more, are alluring green and purple hues of the aurora borealis or northern lights, a glow powered by energetic particles at the edge of space. In the background are familiar stars of the northern sky. In particular, that famous celestial kitchen utensil, the Big Dipper (left), and the W-shaped constellation Cassiopeia (right) are easy to spot. Then, just follow the pointer stars of the Big Dipper to Polaris, perhaps the most famous northern light of all.
antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap040730.html
@dieA
Eu nunca ví, mas, além da física, deve ser bonito! Mas a beleza estética não exclui a beleza da física!!!
Atk

The Comics Code Authority

A fascinating chapter in the history of censorship and a pivotal one in the history of the American comic-book industry.

Will no doubt be TLDR for some; I recommend starting with the fifth pic (Brochure-04) that details what’s forbidden from a CCA-approved comic.

Further reading:

cosplay masters

[description added by tiki:

two face

zantana

batgirl

silver surfer

deadpool

halo’s master chief

tomb raider

black cat

slave leia from star wars

two unknown sluts

some slut in purple

tiki says : learn to fucking describe your images, people.]

Merry Sithmas!

Christmas + Lego + Star Wars = Awesome

comicon moremore

a sweet old school Joker. it was a nice change from all the modern jokers at comicon, especially all the nurse jokers that showed up. he’s with an “okay” (I really mean “shitty”. I did not like her interpretation at all lol. I’m just being a picky nerd), version of Harley Quinn, myself, and Silent Bob
Battlestar Gallactica’s Boomer
Female Predator
Claire from Heroes and Kaylee from Firefly (both sewed their own costumes)
Dr. Octopus and a mini Deadpool
Nightcrawler and myself
Princess Peach and Bowser!
Moogle Warrior

Rochester Garbage Plate

A Garbage Plate is a true Rochester delicacy. It is a disorganized combination of either cheeseburger, hamburger, Italian sausages, steak, chicken, white or red hots, a grilled cheese sandwich, fried fish, or eggs, served on top of one or two of the following: home fries, fries, beans, and mac salad. A plate is always made to order. Then, the plate is adorned with optional mustard, onions and hot sauce. Some restaurants will charge for extra hot sauce, and the hot sauce varies widely in flavor and spiciness. A plate is usually served with a side of white bread and butter, though some restaurants charge extra for bread. It is said that the purpose of the bread is to soak up the grease left after you’ve eaten the garbage plate.

Also, some restaurants offer multiple meat plates. For example, you can choose two, three, or four meats to top your plate.

The original (Trademarked 1) Garbage Plate is from Nick Tahou’s but you can get a plate from tons of places. Even Horizons at the Lodge at Woodcliff, an upscale suburban hotel, has added a knockoff to their menu. It is called the Plat De Refuse, available to diners at a price of $15.75 per plate. The burger is made from elk and topped by Vermont Cheddar, the hot dog bison, the macaroni flecked with grape tomatoes, the beans homemade, and the hot sauce is actually a wild game chili.

BAC TSR-2

British Aircraft Corporation Tactical Strike and Reconnaissance 2
aviation.elettra.co.uk/tsr2/index.php

Winnie Mae

The Vega was a six-passenger monoplane built by the Lockheed company starting in 1927. It became famous for its use by a number of record breaking pilots who were attracted to the rugged and very long-ranged design. Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly the Atlantic single handed in one, and Wiley Post flew his around the world twice.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Vega

Dawn Before Nova

Explanation: Will this dawn bring another nova? Such dilemmas might be pondered one day by future humans living on a planet orbiting a cataclysmic variable binary star system. Cataclysmic variables involve gas falling from a large star onto an accretion disk surrounding a massive but compact white dwarf star. Explosive cataclysmic events such as a dwarf nova can occur when a clump of gas in the interior of the accretion disk heats up past a certain temperature. At that point, the clump will fall more quickly onto the white dwarf and land with a bright flash. Such dwarf novas will not destroy either star, and may occur irregularly on time scales from a few days to tens of years. Although a nova is much less energetic than a supernova, if recurrent novas are not violent enough to expel more gas than is falling in, mass will accumulate onto the white dwarf star until it passes its Chandrasekhar limit. At that point, a foreground cave may provide little protection, as the entire white dwarf star will explode in a tremendous supernova.
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap091117.html

TrikYodzHalloween Shinannigans

1 is my good friend trying to be David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust (sans messed up eye, and the lightning bolt wiped off)
2 is A.W.S.O.M.-O. i saw later that night.
3 Some dude who was Number 21 from one of my favorite shows venture Bros.
4. is the bar i was in that night with all these characters, but what i want to go for in this at least 6’6 dude being Beeker. (You can see him in the center of the pic) It was such a well made home made costume, and I found it my favorite of the night. I couldnt get a good one of him, obv the bar was such a cluster fuck. But it was such a good vibe and so many people were having a good time. if you see others in the pic, go right ahead and point them out.
5. not claiming best costume ever by any means or anything, but i was DAT ASS for halloween. :-/ i coulda done better but i still stick by my choice.

talking frog

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. “Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.” The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.

The frog starts shouting, “Hey! Didn’t you hear me? I’m a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.” The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.

The frog is really frustrated. “I don’t get it. Why won’t you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.”

The guy says, “Look, I’m a computer geek. I don’t have time for girls… But a talking frog is cool!”

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talking frog

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. “Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.” The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.

The frog starts shouting, “Hey! Didn’t you hear me? I’m a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.” The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.

The frog is really frustrated. “I don’t get it. Why won’t you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.”

The guy says, “Look, I’m a computer geek. I don’t have time for girls… But a talking frog is cool!”

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My breakfast

Yummy. Fried egg, burger, melted cheddar cheese, cherry tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, mustard, miller lite.

Ares – 1

Last week, NASA test fired a new rocket. The Ares 1-X was the first non-shuttle rocket launched from Kennedy Space Center since the Saturn launched humans to Earth orbit and the Moon in the 1960s and 1970s. NASA is testing Ares as a prelude to replacing the aging space shuttle fleet. The tremendous thrust of the Ares 1-X can bring the massive rocket from a standing start to a vertical speed of over 100 kilometers per hour in under eight seconds. The test rocket launched last week was longer than a football field and covered with over 700 sensors to record data that will enable engineers to refine details of future Ares rockets. Pictured above, the Ares 1-X blasts into space while the top part of the rocket becomes engulfed in a shock collar of water droplets likely created by the sudden drop of air pressure.
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap091102.html

Hot Toasters

en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page

More Galactica Hotties

en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page

Cylons: This is an evolution!

en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Cylons_(RDM)

Droid with breasts

Galaxy Zoo Catalogs the Universe

Explanation: You, too, can Zoo. The Galaxy Zoo project has been enabling citizen scientists — inquisitive people like yourself armed with only a web browser– to sort through the universe. Specifically, after a brief training session, volunteers are asked to use the superior image-processing power of their minds to classify and measure properties of galaxies in the vast Sloan Digital Sky Survey. In its two short years of existence, millions of galaxies have already been inspected by thousands of enthusiastic volunteers. Using Galaxy Zoo data, for example, the universe has been discovered to create no preferred spin direction, an unusual and unclassified object was found that is still being investigated, and a whole class of small galaxies dubbed Green Peas were uncovered where star formation occurs at an extraordinary high rate. Further, the Galaxy Zoo may be setting a precedent for a new type of scientific inquiry where the web helps collect, focus and coordinate human and machine intelligence. Pictured above, a group of vibrant mergers found by Zooites demonstrates the diverse zoo-like nature of many interacting galaxies in the universe.

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap091026.html

Cthulhu Mythos Lager

The warehouse where I work just started selling Mythos Lager. When I saw it, this was my first thought.

A Medical Funeral

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”

“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.

“What’s so funny about that?”

“I’m a gynecologist.”

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Electrical Adapter for Suicide

Russian design studio ‘Artlebedev started production of a strange device.

This device can be plugged in any wall outlet as an adapter for your two fingers in order to get new experience with electricity or if to stay plugged longer for some suicide alternatives.

Also adapters for USA and Europe available.

In case you want to get this experience in a group a special outlet-multiplier can be supplied as an option.

Luke’s wife.

Pic from: www.radiantcg.com
About Mara Jade: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mara_Jade_Skywalker

Amazing Oola

www.radiantcg.com/
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Oola

Dead Albatross Chicks

“These photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking.”

www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php?id=11

How to be a Good Republican

# You have to believe that 8 years of national prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush but that, yesterday’s gas prices is all Clinton’s fault.

# You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

# You have to be against government programs, but expect Social Security checks on-time.

# You have to believe that government should stay out of people’s lives, except to regulate opposite-gender marriages, what your official language should be, and what form of birth control, if any, you should use.

# You have to believe that pollution is ok, as long as it makes a profit.

# You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don’t pray to Allah or Buddha.

# You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.

# You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body but that large multinational corporations should have no regulation or interference whatsoever.

# You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.

# You have to believe that society is colorblind and, growing up black in America doesn’t diminish your opportunities, but you still won’t vote for Alan Keyes.

# You have to believe that it was wise to allow Ken Starr to spend $50 million dollars to attack Clinton because no other U.S. presidents have ever been unfaithful to their wives.

# You have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun is bad because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for all Americans.

# You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know, if teenagers don’t have condoms, they won’t have sex.

# You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they defend the Constitution, while the NRA is good because they defend the Constitution.

# You have to believe that socialism hasn’t worked anywhere, and that Europe doesn’t exist.

# You have to believe that the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the public doesn’t need to be educated about it, because if we just ignore it, it will go away.

# You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of 6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Bible, which is full of sex and violence, is good reading.

# You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have killed more Americans than handguns, alcohol, and tobacco.

# You have to believe that even though governments have supported the arts for 5000 years and that, most of the great works of Renaissance art were paid for by governments, our government should shun any such support. After all, the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor don’t need any.

# You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old growth U.S. forests is well worth the destruction of those forests andthe extinction of the several species of plants and animals therein.

# You have to believe that we should forgive and pray for Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston for their marital infidelities, but Clinton should have been impeached.

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Wrapping Presents (With a Cat)

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.

2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door.

3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.

4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.

5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.

6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc.

7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.

8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string.

9. Remove present from bag.

10. Remove cat from bag.

11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.

12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.

13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight.

14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper.

15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the present came out of.

16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.

17. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present, wonder why edges now don’t reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and retry.

18. Place object on paper, to hold in place, while cutting transparent sticky tape.

19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.

20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.

21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.

22. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.

23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now torn, due to cat’s enthusiasm in chasing ribbon end.

24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.

25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is right size for sheet of paper.

26. Put present in box, and tie down with string.

27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.

28. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for lockable room.

29. Once inside room, lock door and start to re-lay out packing materials.

30. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close door and re-lock.

31. Lay out last sheet of paper. (Admittedly this is difficult in the small area of the toilet, but try your best!)

32. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very carefully sealing down tears with transparent sticky tape. Now tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst affected areas.

33. Label, then sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulating yourself on making good of a bad job.

34. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.

35. Spend next 15 minutes looking for cat, before coming to obvious conclusion.

36. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.

37. Retrieve all discarded sheets of wrapping paper, feed cat and retire to lockable room for last attempt, making certain you are alone and the door is locked.

38. At time of handing over present, smile sweetly at receiver’s face, as they try and hide their contempt at being handed such a badly wrapped present.

39. Swear to yourself that next year, you will get the store to wrap the darn thing for you.

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Midnight Madness

Daniel Ilabaca – star of Chemical Brothers’ video for Midnight Madness. Shot during a break in filming.

M.U.L.E.

First submission. Late to the game of the videogame theme, but the command line of the C64 reminded me of this old classic. I spent way more time on this than the complexity of the game warranted, but it was addictive, and there weren’t that many multiplayer games out there.

Rejected Abstinence Signs

* Abstinence: Give Yourself a Hand!

* I say zip it — zip it good!

* Just because it’s the most pleasurable sensation you’ll ever feel in your lifetime doesn’t mean you should rush right out and experience it.

* Hey, do you want Ken Starr all over your ass?!

* Wham, Bam, Thank You Hand!

* Just Say Whoa!

* The Pope does it — now *you* can, too!

* Abstinence: It’s not just for quarrels anymore!

* Leave It Near Beaver

* Don’t think of it as less sex — think of it as more time to watch “Babylon 5? reruns.

* You’ve come a long way, Baby — for nothing!

* Abstinence: No f**kin’ way!

* Spend a little time away from the orifice.

* “Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people…”

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dumbfounded police officer

Early Saturday morning a policeman waited across the street from a popular bar, hoping for a nail a drunken driver, possibly preventing a tragic accident.

At closing time the patrons came out and the officer spotted his potential quarry. One man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car.

After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped.

Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.

The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00.

The patrolman was dumbfounded. “This equipment must be broken!” he exclaimed.

“I doubt it,” said the man, “Tonight I am the designated decoy!”

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Ye Olde GTA

“You see where the fence is a little lower right there? All you gotta do is grab the fastest horse you can find and ramp into the fort. You’ll get four police stars, but there’s shitboats of muskets inside.”

From www.marriedtothesea.com

Ah, the good old days

Starsiege: Tribes. Anyone play this one? I got hooked on it in high school and played all the way up until they killed the master server. Probably the best FPS I’ve played to date due to customization, maps, s#&t talking, and just general fun. yeah, I need to get out more.

Various

Link (Zelda games)
Rival Schools vs Darkstalkers
Let me show you my Pokemons. Haunter.
Starcraft Ghost.
Kooh (character) from Pangya (golf game, actually).

TIE Fighter

Art, Sci Fi, Gaming, Military, cool as hell, Movies, Star Wars, Space