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Abbey Road

let’s take a photo together

Taskmaster isn’t up to these tasks

Art by matsu-sensei.deviantart.com (kinda NSFW on account of giant drawn boobies)

Throws like a girl

Oh wait…

Escalator spin

Docking in space

Melon to the face

Saw this on Amazing Race a few seasons ago. Contestants had to fire melons from an elastic catapult to a certain target/distance to obtain the next clue, and this one chick was having a hard time of it…then this happened.

Luckily she suffered only a mild concussion.

Pentagram flaigl

Double Q facepalm

Because sometimes fail is too hard, even for an omnipotent being.

Creepy dating

Sleep with one, pic

Dunkfaaaaiillllll

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Revengance

porn logic

some have the source?
don’t fail me internet

New Trek uniform

Could be interesting in an oh-shit-the-artificial-gravity-failed scene.

Don’t get cocky

Always wear your sea belt

money

“The best things in life are free”
“But you can keep them for the birds and bees…”

cat ans baloney

BBQ and basketball

wtf

Japan never fails to disappoint

Bunny fap

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Derpy bunnies

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Sketchy Bunny

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north korean missile launch

The End is Nigh

After that New Zealand sovereignty fail, that was the arrest of Kim Dotcom by some sort of S.W.A.T., supported by a helicopter, mp3Police wants more.
Fileserve, and even Wupload (which didn’t shit itself then), already shat themselves, and joined the ranks of: “We are a storage only. You can only download your own files.” filehosts.
But maybe because of this, people will go back to non-profit filesharing, like it was “back in the days”.

the dangers of jumpshots

JJ’s Enterprise

Got into a long back-n-forth with a reboot enthusiast awhile back about the NCC-1701 redesign…he went on & on about how it looked more hot-roddish due to the cowlings over the nacelles. While this is probably what they were going for (they being the production-design team, saying as much in interviews,) I feel that it fails because it just doesn’t mesh well with the rest of the design, particularly the saucer section. And who the fuck wants a “hot-rod” Enterprise? This ain’t no Millennium Falcon…

Nice render, though.

With no powers

comes falling on your ass

Bank Consolidation

The more they merge, the more they become “too big to fail.”

2-Year-Old Chinese Girl Run Over Twice & Ignored by 18 Bystanders

“October 13th afternoon around 5:30, a car accident occurred at the Guangfo Hardware Market in Huangqi of Foshan. A van hit a 2-year-old little girl and then fled. No passersby reached out to help and then another car ran over her. Over the span of 7 minutes, a total of 17 people passing by failed to extend a hand or call the police, up until the 19th person, a garbage scavenger ayi [older woman], who lifted her up after discovering her but the little girl in her arms was like a noodle, immediately collapsing back onto the ground. The trash scavenger ayi called for help, and the little girl’s mother, who was in the vicinity, immediately rushed over and rushed her to the hospital.”

The little girl was actually run over twice by two different vehicles. She died several days later after being in critical condition. You can find a link to this story at www.chinasmack.com

Harry Brown: Beautifully Shot Ugly Crimes

“You have failed to maintain your weapon, my son.”

decisions decisions…

Decisions Decisions

WTF, DC – Harley Quinn

words fail me.  harley was perfect the way she was 🙁

Harley Quinn Joins the Suicide Sluts — Er, Squad

moviemangonza intro

i just wanted to introduce my self
the first one is my and my sister
and the second one is my failing the milk challenge (i was so close)

Cheating Husband

Found this on a friend of a friend’s facebook page. You just have to share stuff like this. It looks OC to me, but someone correct me if I’m wrong.

Text: Here’s chuck pretending to be a good father and husband. What you don’t see is that he is cheating on his wife. Texting the other woman during this very dinner and leaving his wife and kids hanging wondering where the man they knew went.

– Fucked around on his wife with a married woman
– Lied to all his family and friends
– Unapologetic for his infidelity
– Broke his loyal wife’s heart
– Caused distrust in other people’s relationships
– Turned out just like his dad
– Failed his children and ruined another family.

Apparently Star Trek Killed Osama Bin Laden

On Thursday, the German news channel N24 was covering the death of Osama bin Laden and how the US Navy’s “SEAL Team Six” headed up the mission in Pakistan last Sunday. At one point N24 host Mick Locher showed off what he thought was the official emblem for SEAL Team Six [see above]. Locher even commented (translated from German) on the emblem:

And they also have the ‘Team Six,’ that carried out the mission. They don’t have the skull in their emblem for nothing.

Locher didn’t seem to notice (or care) that the skull in question was from a Klingon and included a bolted-on eyepatch. He and N24 also appear undeterred by the emblem’s inclusion of a phaser, 3 Klingon bat’leth swords and the word “Maquis.” The original Maquis were a French resistance guerrilla group who (ironically) fought against German occupation in World War II. That group inspired the name for the Maquis seen in Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, who fought against Cardassia in former Federation colonies.

via Topless Robot.

Irish Elk

Sexual selection fail.

Troll becomes matchmaker

Get yer own scissors

cause these are mine