“Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One” Review

Ethan Hunt and his IMF team must track down a dangerous weapon before it falls into the wrong hands.

I didn’t enjoy watching this movie at all, but I’m not sure if it’s because I wasn’t able to see it in Dolby Digital, or because there were 5 people in the same row as me that were either on their phones the whole time or were just straight up talking to each other about random nonsense. There was also one lady with a 50 piece charm bracelet that got up twice during the film that sounded like she had bells on and she walked slooooow. The guy that I was immediately sitting next to was great, no talking, no phone at all, but the dude next to him was there with his kids and was letting them play with their phones / tablets all during the film and he was on his own phone too. At one point the good seatmate next to me straight up took the phone from the other guy’s hands and turned it off, something that completely freaked me out but I supported on a fundamental level, but I’ve read way too many stories lately here in my state about people either shooting or fighting other patrons for far less things than that. Most of the time I was not enjoying myself or was hyper aware of the people in the theater

The movie itself I have some complicated feelings about. The action, soundtrack, cinematography, and actors with their acting are all great and I have no complaints about them at all. I love everyone here, but the plot is a worn out retread of a story that I’ve seen in nearly every season of Star Trek since I was a kid and has been bouncing around Hollywood since Hollywood first learned what a computer was and by now I’m just weary of anything remotely talking about technology taking over the planet, even if it’s in a franchise like Mission: Impossible. There’s a few quibbles I have that on the surface feel small but I think might be a larger issue with what they’re actually trying to do in the film. I don’t want to get to spoilerish about my complaint though, but just know that submarines can’t receive radio signals when they’re underwater and the radio signals they DO get at shallow depths wouldn’t support the kinds of data feeds that are at work here in Part One of the “Dead Reckoning” story.

This is also the second movie I’ve seen in the last month that featured a fight on top of a train, which is an odd trope to resurrect.

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    “Silo Season 1” Review

    Men and women live in a giant silo underground with several regulations which they believe are in place to protect them from the toxic and ruined world on the surface.

    Based on a book series of the same name, the basic premise of a group of people living underground being lied to by the people in power is familiar enough (City of Ember, Logan’s Run) that the only real question I have is what will they find when they eventually get out of the vault? In this case it wasn’t something that I really expected but fell in line with another movie that I recently enjoyed, so much so that I’m looking forward to season two of this AppleTV exclusive. There’s a fair number of familiar faces in the first couple episodes and the main cast after that does great work with an already solid script, so if you’re into post apocalyptic underground survival mystery movies with a fair bit of suspense, this might be right up your alley.

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    The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live

    The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live: With Danai Gurira, Lesley-Ann Brandt, Andrew Lincoln, Pollyanna McIntosh. The love story between Rick and Michonne, changed by a world that is constantly changing, will they find themselves in a war against the living or will they discover that they too are The Walking Dead?

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    Terras Transformation

    Mother Mayhem only keeps her word as long as it suits her. This has made her a very dangerous and all-powerful supervillain. She knows full well she needs all five Teen Titans girls in her possession for her great plan. Luckily Terra is exhausted after a spanking session with Wonder Girl, but never underestimate a treacherous girl and her powers….

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