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    “Paint” Review

    Carl Nargle, Vermont’s #1 public television painter, is convinced he has it all: a signature perm, custom van, and fans hanging on his every stroke – until a younger, better artist steals everything (and everyone) Carl loves.

    I don’t think I can be blamed for assuming this was either a parody or homage to Bob Ross, but other than the hair cut Nargle has absolutely no relation or comparison to the superior Mr. Ross. Though there’s no Ross action, the story of a man having everything but losing it all because of his own hubris is done well enough, though I think the Talladega Nights did it better with a less specific spoof of an entire sport instead of a singular man.

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    “Blue Beetle” Review

    An alien scarab chooses college graduate Jaime Reyes to be its symbiotic host, bestowing the teenager with a suit of armor that’s capable of extraordinary and unpredictable powers, forever changing his destiny as he becomes the superhero known as Blue Beetle.

    Introducing a new superhero in a universe that’s quickly on the decline and in the process of being rebooted is an exceptionally brave step to take and I’m pleased to report that Blue Beetle stuck the landing, largely by eschewing major common elements of other comic book films. Sure there’s a hero learning his place in the world, true there’s a hyper focus on “family”, and true there’s a beautiful woman to save, but that’s not what I’m referring to. There’s no call backs to movies that were released 10 years ago, there’s no guest appearances of super heroes that were hinted at in 5 other films, there’s no world ending stakes (not yet!), and there’s no one talking about joining the Avengers or Justice League in the after credits (but there is a pretty cool after credit scene, so stick around!). The acting and script was fantastic, but I do have one complaint in that whoever did the subtitles missed about half the opportunities they should have taken to put English subtitles over Spanish speaking, because half the time people were talking I had no clue what they were actually saying and what I know of Spanish wasn’t exactly lining up with what I was reading in English.

    If you’re able to see it in Dolby Digital or IMAX, that’s the route I would take.

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    Disha Patani

    Love Is Love..

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    Ahsoka (2023)

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