They pay you big bucks to make tough choices Slide open the window to observe the cat After a time of flux, the cat will be alive or dead via ThinkGeek.

Give into the dark side of the Force, and construct your own Darth Maul edition double-bladed Lightsaber Room Light. Mount it to your wall and activate its dual red glowing blades! Includes fun and informative educational guide. via BARNES & NOBLE.

We’ll cut right to the chase: this image is not photoshopped. Yes, it’s a handheld video game controller in the classic style 8-bit style you know and love–but now it’s for your iPad or iPhone, no console or cartridges required. And it exists IRL. We’re calling it the iCADE 8-Bitty. It pairs wirelessly just like Read the full article…

Remember the awesome Power Girl costume? It was one of the truly awesome things about the DCU, and now they’ve gone and destroyed that too, along with everything else that you’ve ever held dear. The only endearing part of her new costume is the “P” that’s been incorporated into the cape design. via nerdbastards

Internet memes are fickle creatures. Often, they are borne of random contrasts made ridiculous by context. Disparate happenstance thrust together by serendipity and shared by social-media occasionally result in a critical mass of popularity. Most times, the meme burns out, forgotten in as little as a day, but sometimes they endure. This is one of Read the full article…

Bleeding Cool has squirrelled out news of an upcoming crossover that might send certain minds reeling. That in May, IDW are to publish a Doctor Who/Star Trek: The Next Generation crossover series. Featuring The Doctor, Rory, Amy, Captain Picard, Worf, Data, Geordie LaForge, Deanna Troy, Will Riker and the rest. And that this art, featuring Read the full article…

pening in 1955 (a month after Disneyland), The Enchanted Forest was a roadside amusement park in Ellicott City, Maryland that featured figures from nursery rhymes and fairy tales. Visitors paid less than $2 to clamber through Cinderella’s castle, ride through the caves of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and take a teacup ride to Read the full article…

District 9 The Exosuit Statue: A prized item for your stash of alien weaponry! The Exosuit Statue is fully featured for serious battle in alien worlds. Created by the artists and craftsmen who worked on the District 9 movie! Note the mounted Arc Generator and Assault Rifle. This is a tank with arms and legs Read the full article…

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Possessed of Superhuman strength, Genius-level intelligence, Mystical powers, Telepathy, Flight, Clairvoyance, Therianthropy, and Teleportation – who could blame you for becoming the greatest trickster of them all? So wear your crown of baleful maleficence with pride; let mirth and mayhem stand ready at your side, anticipating your every command. Test their mettle knowing you have Read the full article…

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Resin Diorama Statue Sculpture: It doesn’t get any better than this! This is a bona fide must-have acquisition for any veritable Star Wars aficionado. It will become the centerpiece of your collection. Taken from the exhilarating escape scene in Star Wars: A New Hope, this astounding Millennium Falcon resin statue is Read the full article…

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“In this epic adventure thriller, a family struggles to reunite in a post-apocalyptic American landscape: a world of empty cities, local militias and heroic freedom fighters, where every single piece of technology — computers, planes, cars, phones, even lights — has mysteriously blacked out … forever.” I’ve completely given up on JJ Abrams’ work, after Read the full article…

Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Hot Wheels Elite 1:18 Scale Vehicle: Hot Wheels Elite version of the famed Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters! Extreme detail in 1:18 scale die-cast. Don’t get spooked. Order yours while you can! Finally, a Hot Wheels Elite version of the famed Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters! In 1:18 scale die-cast, this Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Vehicle features the extreme Read the full article…

Glass Tommy Gun 18-Inch Vase: Add some mobster flair to any room of your home! Holds 22oz of liquid. Includes cork! This handsome Glass Tommy Gun is just the thing to give your home a little mobster hit man flair. Each 18-inch tall transparent glass gun holds approximately 22oz of liquid and comes with a Read the full article…

Apparently, Middle fingers are obscene now? Is this all we have to be outraged about? I remember seeing the digital fuckup, but just attributed it to incompetence on the broadcaster, but apparently we can attribute it to moral outrage that someone moved their hand in a fashion that was obscene. No one’s commenting on the Read the full article…

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Here’s the first look at the upcoming Lord of the Rings Lego figures to be included in the Lord of the Rings Lego sets. Looks for the sets to be hitting stores and online retailers around June 2012. my goodness Gollum looks awesome. via Lord of the Rings Legos Revealed | Superheroes-R-Us.

US President Barack Obama reacts as 14-year-old Joey Hudy of Phoenix, Arizona, launches a marshmallow from Hudy’s “Extreme Marshmallow Cannon” during a tour of the White House Science Fair in the State Dining Room of the White House on February 7, 2012. Obama announced new policies to recruit and support science, technology, engineering and math Read the full article…

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Congratulations on being accepted as a test candidate for the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Please keep your hoodie on you at all times as the results of prolonged exposure of test subjects to the outside world are as yet unknown. Gawd dawmmit, I’m not in ThinkGeek’s affiliate program yet.  also, they’re sold out right Read the full article…

Whether you’re making a treat for your family or hosting a science-fiction themed party, this sturdy tray lets you capture ice, chocolate, JELL-O, or other treats in the unique shape of the Xenomorph’s face hugger eggs. Don’t worry though, these won’t hatch! Durable, heat and cold resistant, and oven and microwave safe, the Egg Pod Read the full article…

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Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist Bill Watterson is notoriously reclusive, and original pieces of art from his long-running strip are just as rare. That’s why recent news by Heritage Auctions that a piece of his is going up for sale is worth perking your ears up about. I miss the days of starting my morning reading Read the full article…

Sucker Punch Blondie Statue Sculpted with precision details hand painted by professional artisans, this expertly crafted Sucker Punch Blondie large scale statue stands an amazing 17 1/2-inches tall. The Sucker Punch Blondie statue features a film accurate holstered tomahawk, costume and likeness. With a heavy machine gun over her shoulder Blondie carries enough fire power Read the full article…

Made from premium glass, handblown and slumped by a master glassblower each tank has it’s own unique form and individual characteristics Something to tease your cats with.  just be sure it’s out of jumping range. via  Psalt Design

The long-term sustainability of our space environment is at serious risk from space debris and irresponsible actors. Ensuring the stability, safety, and security of our space systems is of vital interest to the United States and the global community. Unless the international community addresses these challenges, the environment around our planet will become increasingly hazardous Read the full article…

The crafting site Etsy often has interesting home-made Star Trek items, but this one is especially impressive. Barry Shields from Tennessee is offering a coffee table shaped like the USS Enterprise C (from Star Trek: TNG’s “Yesterday’s Enterprise), carved from ash, poplar and cherry wood. No idea why he chose to do the Enterprise-C, she Read the full article…

The NYPD is looking to create a mobile version of the kind of full body scans we’re all used to at airports, in that it’d show the shape of objects stored underneath clothing. The system would allow police officers to spot armed passerby on the street without ever having to get out of a police Read the full article…

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Today’s awesome piece of Geek Art comes from DeviantArt artist blitzcadet, and it’s called Princess Leia Centerfold. via GeekTyrant

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Fashionably Geek reader Andrew sent us this awesome Black Canary tattoo he got from Katie Williams at House of Tattoo in Tacoma, WA. Original illustration by Warren Louw. Check out an additional image… via Fashionably Geek

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In Star Trek Catan, players start the game with two small space stations at the intersection of three planets, with each planet supplying resources based on the result of a dice roll. Players collect and trade these resources – Dilithium, Tritanium, food, oxygen and water – in order to build spaceships that connect regions in Read the full article…

Microsoft’s proprietary virtual currency system, Microsoft Points, will be phased out by the end of the year, according to a source with knowledge of the company’s decision. The change will affect developers for Windows Phone, the Zune marketplace and Xbox Live. By the end of 2012, all transactions will be based on the region set Read the full article…

Finally four unique fragrances assembled together for the first time! Yes, for only $60, you too can smell like an alcholic that’s been locked inside a iron can for 8 hours. Or a god that hasn’t been introduced to a razor blade yet, or perhaps even a man that has freezer burn. I dont’ even Read the full article…

LEGO Star Wars 9492 TIE Fighter Behold, the standard fighter in the Emperor’s Navy! The TIE Fighter is back, and this time it includes a bunch of figures like the TIE Pilot, the Imperial Office, the new Death Star Trooper, and the new R5-J2. Build a squad of them and crush the Rebel Alliance! 413 Read the full article…

Betrayed by his own kind and left for dead on a desolate planet, Riddick (Diesel) fights for survival against alien predators and becomes more powerful and dangerous than ever before. Soon bounty hunters from throughout the galaxy descend on Riddick only to find themselves pawns in his greater scheme for revenge. With his enemies right Read the full article…

Nickelodeon is releasing a new CG animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show later this year, and that of course means new toys. 1 – These toys look awesome, exactly how I would like my TMNT items to look. 2 – when I was much younger, 10 or 11, I had a TON of these guys, Read the full article…

Lucky for the Son of God, bread had no DRM or copyright. via Nerf NOW!!

Two years after bending to Warner’s demands and delaying its kiosk rentals 28 days in exchange for lower acquisition costs and a steady supply of Blu-ray discs, Redbox announced the agreement has expired. This comes as a result of Warner’s desire to extend the delay between the time movies are available for purchase to the Read the full article…

As of March 31, 2012, Bungie will no longer host any Halo services on Bungie.net. Current Halo data will be transferred to 343 and, at that time, “all live Halo data will be managed by 343 Industries, and Bungie will no longer be able to update game stats and player service records, to host new Read the full article…