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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 review

In this unrated edition with bonus content, Lou, Nick, and Jacob fire up the hot tub time machine to get back to the past. But they land in the future now they have to alter the future to save the past… in the sequel to the original hit. Source: Amazon.com Directed by: Steve Pink This Read the full article…

San Andreas review

After the San Andreas Fault triggered a magnitude 9 earthquake, a rescue helicopter pilot and his estranged wife make their way to San Francisco to save their only daughter. Source: Amazon Directed by: Brad Peyton Have you ever seen a disaster movie before? Good! This is exactly what you would expect then. Things blow up, Read the full article…

Winnebago Man review

WINNEBAGO MAN reveals the story of Jack Rebney, an unlikely folk hero whose outrageously funny outbursts were caught on tape during the making of a Winnebago sales video in 1988. The outtakes reel mysteriously circulated on dubbed VHS tapes for years before turning into a full-blown Internet phenomenon on YouTube in 2005. Today, the “Winnebago Read the full article…

Wet Hot American Summer review

Get ready for laughs with an all-star cast in the outrageous comedy Wet Hot American Summer. It’s the last day of Camp Firewood’s season, but there’s still time for the big talent show, a little romance… and for everyone to be wiped out by the piece of NASA’s Skylab that’s hurtling toward Earth. David Wain Read the full article…

The Scorch Trials (Maze Runner, Book 2) review

Solving the Maze was supposed to be the end. Thomas was sure that escape from the Maze would mean freedom for him and the Gladers. But WICKED isn’t done yet. Phase Two has just begun. The Scorch. There are no rules. There is no help. You either make it or you die. The Gladers have Read the full article…

Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem review

It’s Halloween night in Gotham and a mysterious crime spree has Batman on the trail of the city’s spookiest villains: the Joker, Scarecrow, Clayface, Silver Banshee and Solomon Grundy. Source: Amazon Directed by : Butch Lukic Notably Absent: Mark Hamill / Kevin Conroy A passable Batman movie with some confusing changes to the characters, but Read the full article…

The Maze Runner (Book 1) review

If you ain’t scared, you ain’t human. When Thomas wakes up in the lift, the only thing he can remember is his name. He’s surrounded by strangers—boys whose memories are also gone. Nice to meet ya, shank. Welcome to the Glade. Outside the towering stone walls that surround the Glade is a limitless, ever-changing maze. Read the full article…

The Search for General Tso review

This mouthwateringly entertaining documentary traces the surprising origins of the iconic Chinese-American dish, from Shanghai to Middle America and beyond. Source : Amazon Video Directed by: Ian Cheney They very quickly get to the point, we know who General Tso is, we know how to properly spell his name, and we know where he’s from. Read the full article…

A World of Keflings game review

(Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB) Featuring Avatar FameStar! Build a robot, rescue the princess, make friends with a dragon and help a creepy witch get even creepier. Take your Xbox LIVE Avatar on a journey through exotic lands while you help the tiny Keflings build and customize their kingdoms! Play with a friend on the same console Read the full article…

Justice League: Gods & Monsters review

From animation legend Bruce Timm, comes an all-new original movie. Experience the twisted side of your favorite heroes from the Justice League. Source: Amazon Instant Video Directed by: Sam Liu A serviceable ElseWorlds tale, and one of the few times that I’ve seen one of the teams in animated form.  Has a Bruce Timm production Read the full article…

Ted 2 review

Seth MacFarlane and Mark Wahlberg return in TED 2, the follow-up to the biggest original R-rated comedy of all time. Source: Amazon Directed by: Seth MacFarlane This was funny, but boy I missed Mila Kunis.

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation review

With the IMF disbanded, Ethan and his team join forces with a disavowed British agent, who may or may not be a member of this rogue nation, as they must face off against a new network of highly skilled special agents, the Syndicate. Source: Amazon.com Director: Christopher McQuarrie Stop me if you’ve heard this before: Read the full article…

Day by Day Armageddon: Beyond Exile review

The first book of Day by Day Armageddon took us deep into the mind of a military officer and survivor as he made a New Year’s resolution to start keeping a journal. The man kept his resolution and brought to us the fall of humanity, day by day. We see the man transition from the life that Read the full article…

Day by Day Armageddon review

Sporadic news reports indicate chaos and violence spreading through U.S. cities. An unknown evil is sweeping the planet. The dead are rising to claim the Earth as the new dominant species in the food chain.This is the handwritten journal depicting one man’s struggle for survival. Trapped in the midst of global disaster, he must make Read the full article…

Who Censored Roger Rabbit? review

Eddie Valiant is the toughest private eye in Los Angeles, and he’ll handle anything – if you’re human. If you’re a Toon, that’s another story. Eddie doesn’t like Toons – those cartoon characters who live side-by-side with humans. Not the way they look, and especially not the way they talk: word-filled balloons come out of Read the full article…

Killjoys. review

Dutch and John are in a race against time, and a competing Killjoy, to save D’avin’s life and clear their names.  —Amazon This is the TV series that I’ve been waiting for, it’s been much too long since we’ve had good ship based science fiction. Imagine a future in which the crew of Firefly gave Read the full article…

When We Wake review

Sixteen-year-old Tegan is just like every other girl living in 2027–she’s happiest when playing the guitar, she’s falling in love for the first time, and she’s joining her friends to protest the wrongs of the world: environmental collapse, social discrimination, and political injustice. But on what should have been the best day of Tegan’s life, Read the full article…

Dies the Fire: A Novel of the Change review

The Change occurred when an electrical storm centered over the island of Nantucket produced a blinding white flash that rendered all electronic devices and fuels inoperable. What follows is the most terrible global catastrophe in the history of the human race-and a Dark Age more universal and complete than could possibly be imagined. Source: Amazon.com Read the full article…

Terror at the Mall: HBO review

The 2013 terrorist siege of the Westgate shopping mall in Nairobi, Kenya is the focus of this investigative documentary. Source: Amazon.com Terrifying in several aspects: There were only a hand full of assailants It took several hours for the police to make even a token response The military showed up and shot several of the Read the full article…

Constitution: Book 1 of the Legacy Fleet Trilogy review

The year is 2650 75 years ago, an alien fleet attacked Earth. Without warning. Without mercy. We were not prepared. Hundreds of millions perished. Dozens of cities burned. We nearly lost everything. Then, the aliens abruptly left. We rebuilt. We armed ourselves. We swore: never again. But the aliens never came back. Until now. With Read the full article…

The Divergent Series: Insurgent review

Tris and Four race to unlock the truth about the past in this star-powered, action-packed second adventure from the DIVERGENT series. Source: Amazon Instant Video Man am I happy I waited for this to be out of the theaters, I would have been disappointed to have paid money to watch this completely uninteresting and formulaic Read the full article…

Ant-Man review

  A man that can shrink to the size of an ant and use his ant friends to fight injustice and evil. Source: Amazon.com Marvel’s been trying out some different types of films: political thrillers, buddy team films, action films, unlikely teams and now heist movies, and boy was it an enjoyable ride.  For those Read the full article…

Sense8 review

Created by J. Michael Straczynski, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski. With Aml Ameen, Doona Bae, Jamie Clayton, Tina Desai. A group of people around the world are suddenly linked mentally, and must find a way to survive being hunted by those who see them as a threat to the world’s order. Source: IMDb This was a Read the full article…

The Ember War review

A dire warning. An impending alien invasion. Only one chance for survival. In the near future, an alien probe arrives on Earth with a pivotal mission—determine if humanity has what it takes to survive the impending invasion by a merciless armada. The probe discovers Marc Ibarra, a young inventor, who holds the key to a Read the full article…

Infamous game review

Explore an exciting open-world environment in which you have been granted extraordinary powers Learn to master incredible electrical-based powers and try to grasp the responsibilities that come with them Wield your powers to take down powerful, iconic villains Decide how best to use your powers, and watch as citizens and the city react and evolve Read the full article…

Black Mirror review

Charlie Brooker, the writer of E4’s Dead Set, returns with a suspenseful, satirical three-part mini-series that taps into collective unease about our modern world. Finished Black Mirror over the weekend and while I’m impressed that they would tell some of the stories, I felt underwhelmed by the series on the whole.  This is a set Read the full article…

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The Martian review

Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he’s sure he’ll be the first person to die there. Source: Amazon.com With the recent trailer for the movie adaptation of The Martian there was relatively universal acclaim for the book, so it skipped a whole bunch of Read the full article…

I Know That Voice review

Executive Producer John DiMaggio (Futurama) and Director Lawrence Shapiro along with Producer Tommy Reid grant a backstage pass into the fascinating and little known world of voice acting. Source: Amazon Instant Video I only recognized about 7/10 of them, but holy hell it was nice to see the faces behind my favorite voices.  There were Read the full article…

Taken 3 review

Liam Neeson returns as ex-covert operative Bryan Mills, whose reconciliation with his ex-wife is tragically cut short when she is brutally murdered. Consumed with rage, and framed for the crime, he goes on the run to evade the relentless pursuit of the CIA, FBI and the police. For one last time, Mills must use his Read the full article…

Terminator : Genisys review

In 2029, Human Resistance leader John Connor (Jason Clarke) launches a massive final offensive against Skynet. Before the Resistance is able to win the offensive, Skynet activates a time machine and sends back a T-800 Terminator to 1984 to kill John’s mother, Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke). John’s right-hand man, Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney), volunteers to Read the full article…

Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune game review

A 400-year-old clue in the coffin of Sir Francis Drake sets a modern-day fortune hunter on a exploration for the fabled treasure of El Dorado, leading to the discovery of a forgotten island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Source: Amazon.com Having played NaughtyDog’s last PS3 game, then played their first PS3 game, I’ve Read the full article…

Inside Out review

Five Emotions must work hard when a young girl moves to a new city. Source: Amazon We just had a pretty bad storm here in Tallahassee resulting in a tree coming down and taking out the power that’s running to my neighborhood.  Luckily the local movie theater still had power, so we went down to Read the full article…

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 review

After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart (Kevin James) has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday, and when duty calls, Blart answers. Source: Amazon.com It’s odd to see such a low brow movie make Read the full article…

Inhuman Book 5 review

BOOK DESCRIPTION: Inhuman is Book 5 in the best-selling, smash hit phenomenon, Post-Human series. In this 400-plus pages, 109k word epic story (twice as long as any other individual book in the series for the same low $2.99 price-point) readers will get to rejoin all of the characters they fell in love with along the way in the previous 4 Read the full article…

How does a reaver clean their harpoon?

They put it though the Wash

Focus review

Will Smith stars as Nicky, a seasoned master of misdirection who becomes romantically involved with novice con artist Jess (Margot Robbie) as he’s teaching her the tricks of the trade. Source: Amazon Instant Video Much better than I was worried it was going to be, now I’m looking foward to seeing Smith/Robbie in the upcoming Read the full article…

Dark Star review

In the mid twenty-first century, mankind has reached a point in its technological advances to enable colonization of the far reaches of the universe. DARK STAR is a futuristic scout ship traveling far in advance of colony ships. Armed with Exponential Thermosteller Bombs, it prowls the darkest reaches of space on a mission to seek Read the full article…

Resistance: Fall of Man game review

Gameplay elements and enemies that create a sense of unease and set an atmosphere that frightens the player Engage in some of the largest turbulent battles ever witnessed on a console gaming system An immersive world delivers photo-realistic characters, environments and lighting effects Source: Amazon.com Comparing this to modern games would be a disservice, as Read the full article…

Maggie review

Watch Now While It’s in Theaters. When a deadly zombie virus sweeps the nation, a father will stop at nothing to save his infected daughter in this post-apocalyptic thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Abigail Breslin. Source: Maggie While you can tell there’s a low budget at play here, the acting and back story really make Read the full article…

The Last of Us game review

Developed by Naughty Dog, creators of the best-selling Uncharted series Genre-defining experience that blends survival and action elements Character driven story about a population decimated by a modern plague Source: Amazon not sure where I stand on this one.  it was a beautiful game that I would absolutely suggest everyone give a try, but the Read the full article…

PROTOTYPE game review

You are the PROTOTYPE, Alex Mercer, hiding in human form. You step out onto the streets of New York with no memory, but limitless power. As a terrifying viral epidemic sweeps across Manhattan, top-secret Black Watch Special Forces move in, transforming it into a war zone. Delve into the mysteries of your origin, the true Read the full article…

Cockneys Vs. Zombies review

When some down-on-their-luck old-timers are at risk of losing their home to developers, a group of young, inept criminals decide to take matters into their own hands. The only thing standing in their way? A zombie outbreak in London! Now, it’s up to a bunch of east-enders to fight their way out of the zombie-infested Read the full article…