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Longmire review

Based on the Walt Longmire Mysteries series of mystery novels written by best-selling author Craig Johnson, the show centers on Walt Longmire, a sheriff in fictional Absaroka County, Wyoming. He is assisted by staff, friends, including a Cheyenne man, and his daughter, a lawyer, in investigating major crimes within his jurisdiction. I was saddened when Read the full article…

Nerve review

Partnered with a mysterious stranger (Dave Franco), a high school senior (Emma Roberts) plays a popular online game of dare that starts to take a sinister turn. Vague story concept, ok acting, bad computer concepts, but that soundtrack is pretty sweet!

Heroes of Power The Women of Marvel AllNew Marvel Treasury Edition Women of Power review

Five of Marvel’s latest and greatest super sensations take to the oversized page in larger than life adventures! Carol Danvers embraces a stellar legacy as Captain Marvel, Earth’s Mightiest Hero! She’s an inspiration to young Kamala Khan, on her own path to becoming Ms. Marvel–big boots to fill, but Kamala is an Inhuman shape-shifter! You Read the full article…

The Osiris Child Science Fiction Volume One review

When a dangerous outbreak threatens to destroy everyone living on a newly colonized planet, Lt. Kane Sommerville goes against orders and leaves his station to rescue his young daughter before it’s too late. A very ambitious title for a film that splits itself into multiple chapters following multiple story threads that all interact with each Read the full article…

Oblivion review

Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman star in this groundbreaking event about a lone repairmen on a near-ruined future Earth who finds himself questioning all he knows in a fight to save humanity. Found a UV code for sale for $2 and thought “hey, this was a fun movie”, might be worth it for that price! Read the full article…

Kingsman 2 The Golden Circle review

In this action-filled installment of the Kingsman series, two top-secret spy organizations – one from the UK and one in the US – join forces to defeat a ruthless common enemy. This was a fun movie and I don’t want you to get the impression that you shouldn’t check it out, but it does double Read the full article…

Pride And Prejudice And Zombies review

Elizabeth Bennet a master of martial arts, and Mr. Darcy, a fierce zombie killer, must swallow their pride in order to conquer the undead. Honestly, the juxtaposition of the Victorian settings, manner of speaking, dress and the horde of brain eating zombies was so well done, I’m ashamed I didn’t see this in theaters. I’m Read the full article…

Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi review

Rey develops her newly discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepares to do battle with the First Order. Porgs were a sea bird species native to the planet Ahch-To, where Jedi Master Luke Skywalker made his exile in the years following Read the full article…

I had to put down one of my dogs today and it fucking sucked.

I had to put down one of my dogs today and it fucking sucked.  This is the first animals that I’ve ever had to make a choice about, she had some brain damage from either a stroke or cancer and wasn’t able to walk, eat, or drink properly. Fuck.

Brigsby Bear review

James has grown up with the kids’ show Brigsby Bear and the program has grown with him as well. One dramatic night, James’ insular world is upended. Upon learning the series has been cancelled, he adopts the old adage that the show must go on. By becoming Brigsby Bear’s new creator, James finally builds meaningful Read the full article…

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

A journey back to the deadly island of man made dinosaurs. from Movies – 2Queue

Alita Battle Angel

An action-packed story of one young woman’s journey to discover the truth of who she is and her fight to change the world. from Movies – 2Queue

Darkest Hour

During the early days of World War II, the fate of Western Europe hangs on the newly-appointed British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who must decide whether to negotiate with Hitler, or fight on against incredible odds. from Movies – 2Queue

The Greatest Showman

Inspired by the imagination of P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman is an original musical that celebrates the birth of show business and tells of a visionary who rose from nothing to create a spectacle that became a worldwide sensation. from Movies – 2Queue

Father Figures

Upon learning that their mother has been lying to them for years about their allegedly deceased father, two fraternal twin brothers hit the road in order to find him. from Movies – 2Queue

Max Steel review

Unlikely friends Max and a rebellious techno-organic alien named Steel band together to stop sinister forces who want to control Max’s powers in this epic superhero adventure. Saw this when I was finding Steel, figured the synopsis sounded interesting and boy howdy this turned out to be a fun and well put together film!  I Read the full article…

Alita Battle Angel

An action-packed story of one young woman’s journey to discover the truth of who she is and her fight to change the world. from Movies – 2Queue

Tucker And Dale Vs Evil review

Shaun of the Dead meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre in this gory comedy about two southern guys mistaken for hillbilly psychos by a group of college kids. As the misunderstanding grows, so does the body count! Has there been another other movie of this genre? It’s hilarious and dammit I need more misunderstood horror in my Read the full article…

He Named Me Malala review

This inspiring documentary tells the story of teenager Malala Yousafzai, who survived a Taliban attack in Pakistan to emerge as a global voice for the education rights of children. This was interesting to see, if only for the overt recognition from Malala herself that her own personal views and political standpoints were deeply reflective of Read the full article…

A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house

Q: A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. A: A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with Read the full article…

4001 AD review

One hundred years from today, Father – the benevolent artificial intelligence that governs the island nation of Japan – will gain sentience. To defend its borders, Father will take drastic action by launching Japan into space…where its people will thrive in isolation, away from the overpopulated and resource-deprived planet below. Over the centuries, as New Read the full article…

Urge review

A club owner (Pierce Brosnan) promotes a new drug called URGE which causes people to lose their inhibitions. Things take a sinister turn when primal impulses become uncontrollable. I wouldn’t have recognized Danny Masterson, but because of the recent rash of accusations of rape and physical abuse that he’s been involved with, then the continued Read the full article…

V For Vendetta review

Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot! Guy Fawkes and his companions Did the scheme contrive, To blow the King and Parliament All up alive. Threescore barrels, laid below, To prove old England’s overthrow. But, by God’s providence, Read the full article…

Batman Room Full of Strangers review

A recently retired, convalescing Jim Gordon, takes a trip to the shore for some much-deserved rest and relaxation. Soon after he registers at an old seaside resort, a body shows up and a murder-mystery is suddenly his to unravel! But will his investigation be derailed by a Batman-obsessed youngster? This is a very unsatisfying story Read the full article…

Girls Trip review

  Four friends are in for the adventure of a lifetime when they travel to New Orleans for the Essence Festival. Buddy movie about changing friendships in which everything ultimately works out for everyone involved. It was funny and had several golden shower scenes, along with a healthy dose of girl power, sexism and racial Read the full article…

Singularity review

In the year 2020, Elias van Dorne (John Cusack), CEO of VA Industries, the world’s largest robotics company, introduces his most powerful invention Kronos, a super-computer designed to end all wars. When Kronos goes online, it quickly determines that mankind itself is the biggest threat to world peace and it then launches a worldwide robot Read the full article…

The Punisher Season One review

After the murder of his family, Marine veteran Frank Castle became a vigilante known as “The Punisher” with only one goal in mind – to avenge them. With his revenge now complete, Frank’s war-time past comes back to haunt him. I decided to do something vastly different with this Netflix / Marvel Show, which was Read the full article…

Panic In Year Zero review

After Los Angeles is demolished by a nuclear attack, looting and robbing run rampant. Seeking shelter from the chaos, a family hides out in an isolated fishing cabin only to find that the chief danger comes from a a band of vilent, crazed juvenile delinquents. I’m a sucker for a good post apocalyptic movie and Read the full article…

Womens ass size study

Q: Women’s ass size study A: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he is Read the full article…

Atomic Blonde review

Charlize Theron stars as a secret agent who gets double-crossed as she attempts to escape out of Berlin with a priceless dossier in this breakneck action-thriller. Completely forgettable, there’s nothing about this film that even remotely caught my interest. It felt like the director (David Leitch) knew there were music related movies out there and Read the full article…

Doki Doki Literature Club game review

The Literature Club is full of cute girls! Will you write the way into their heart? This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed. This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed or anyone that has sensitivities to topics like murder, suicide or self harm. Read the full article…

Friday the 13th Part V A New Beginning review

This time he seems to have set his sights on the young patients at a secluded halfway house. And more than a few of his teen targets end up in half, in quarters… you name it, Jason does it. <3 Tommy! No wait. Maybe not? In this film, he’s a kungfu punch master that punchersizes Read the full article…

Friday The 13th Part VI Jason Lives review

As a child, Tommy Jarvis did what many others died trying to do. He killed Jason Vorhees, the mass murderer who terrorized the residents of Crystal Lake. But now, years later, Tommy is tormented by the fear that maybe Jason isn’t really dead. Oh Tommy, what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?! Also, I Read the full article…

Friday The 13th Part 7 The New Blood review

Ever since homicidal maniac Jason Voorhees got trapped in chains at the bottom of Crystal Lake, the nearby summer camp has operated without a hitch… without a murder. But one of this season’s happy campers has brought along a deadly secret. So did Tommy kill Jason or not? Seems strange that he’d be content with Read the full article…

Justice League review

Saw this opening weekend a couple week ago and I was underwhelmed. DC has no singular vision of their characters and hasn’t built their universe correctly, so the stakes in this movie are just “meh”. There’s an overly CGI’d character that’s come to Earth to destroy everything, but no one in the audience knows who Read the full article…

Boss Baby review

In this hilarious original comedy, we meet a very unusual baby on an extraordinary secret mission, told from the POV of his immensely imaginative 7-year-old brother, Tim. I agree that this is a somewhat original comedy, though I’m sure I’ll be able to find the grown up version out there, where an angel or heaven Read the full article…

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar review

Wesley Snipes, Patrick Swayze and John Leguizamo star as three “girls” who just wanna have fun in a hilarious comedy about repairing broken hearts, broken dreams and broken nails. It’s Flash Dance, but instead of sinful dancing, it’s sinful fashion. I’d never seen it before and my wife was insistent that the experience would be Read the full article…

Faith & the Future Force review

Every second will count when acclaimed writer Jody Houser (Mother Panic, Star Wars: Rogue One), explosive artist Stephen Segovia (Ninjak, Action Comics), comics legend Barry Kitson (Fantastic Four), and special surprise guests push Faith into a centuries-spanning fight for existence alongside the greatest heroes of the valiant universe…past, present, and future! Faith “Zephyr” Herbert – Read the full article…

Jason Goes To Hell The Final Friday review

Jason Voorhees, living, breathing essence of evil is back for one fierce, final fling! Tracked down & blown to bits by special FBI taskforce everyone now assumes that he’s finally dead. I note that there was a change from Paramount to New Line, not sure if that explains the change in quality, but this film Read the full article…

Steel 1997 review

Shaquille O’Neal sheds his hi-tops for a dazzling suit of battle armor as the latest and greatest DC Comics superhero to wage war on crime. Pure 90’s cheese, this is actually a pretty fun movie that didn’t get the love that it deserved back in the day. I blame it’s reception completely on the fact Read the full article…

Secret Avengers Vol 1 Mission to Mars review

Collects Secret Avengers #1-5. Who are the Secret Avengers? Are they a covert team of heroes working the darkest corners of the globe to stop disaster? Are they part-spy, part-super hero? Are they Steve Rogers’ newest idea to save the world…or all they all of the above? There wasn’t much of a “previously on” in Read the full article…

Freddy Vs Jason review

The two biggest icons of the slasher genre finally meet in Freddy Vs. Jason in a frightening showdown in hell! The first New Line movie that Jason wasn’t a complete doofous in, but it apparently took them a good ten years to make. Luckily someone with a bit of ability was brought on board (Wes Read the full article…

Titanic review

  Experience James Cameron’s Titanic like never before. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet shine in this unforgettable, epic love story. See why critics declare Titanic “a magnificent motion picture that remains spellbinding.”*Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES AMC got me good when they announced this movie was coming back to theaters, it’s among my wife’s favs, both Read the full article…

Avengers Infinity War

from Movies – 2Queue This is a sticky post to save you from the horrors of today’s theme day. Also, this is likely the most tags I’ve ever added to a post here on MCS, god damn Marvel!