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Comment on Engrish - deformed person (2008-09-19 16:23:48)
This makes me wonder what the urinals look like.
Comment on Extra-Large Pizza (2008-09-18 11:51:37)
He's gonna eat it with a knife and fork? Pssht. Pussy.
Comment on Condom Head (2008-09-17 15:39:55)
Hey! That's my kid!
Comment on star trek - the cage - talosian (2008-09-16 16:52:46)
Every time I see that image I'm reminded of that bizarre echoey-guitar soundtrack. The Trek equivalent of a theremin.
Comment on Stop Saying Like (2008-09-16 13:59:25)
The irony is that this "Academy of Linguistic Awareness" blew it on their tagline. That comma should be replaced either with a period or a semicolon. A period would have more effect because that would turn the line into a double imperative. So, like, there's like no reason to, like, pay much attention to what the, like, ALA like thinks about people who, like, say like.
Comment on fuck you wedding (2008-08-22 19:12:59)
Later on tonight, oh yes indeed. But for now just throw the goddamned bouquet, okay, babe?
Comment on michael phelps ccg card (2008-08-21 18:36:30)
I picture him as more of a blue-red dual-color, possibly with shroud and almost certainly with islandwalk, but the power/toughness is bogus. Especially for 5. Oh, and of course he'd have to be legendary.
Comment on SAYLER (2008-08-18 14:01:59)

slayer sucks
No, but Sayler sure does. Probably their worst album is "Rigen in Boodl."
Comment on World History With The Pope (2008-08-14 16:50:57)

You want a world without religion? Look at North Korea or Cuba. Great places to live amirite?
Yes, nearly as pleasant and freedom-loving as Iran or Saudi Arabia. Cuba's got a better healthcare system than the US, and one of the reasons it's so damned poor is because the displaced racketeers and crime bosses, shoved out of power in 1959, exert disproportionate power over American foreign policy toward Cuba. Why a bunch of nonagenarians in Florida should matter to US foreign policy so much is hard to understand, unless one remembers their ties to organized crime and money. As for North Korea -- they have a religion; its pope and god is Kim Jong Il.
Comment on Property of... Jesus Christ (2008-08-06 11:39:41)
And yet, strangely enough, he still can't get laid.
Comment on Lamborghini Reventón (2008-08-01 18:39:14)

Better get out the old cheque book.
Can I use yours?
Comment on Tucker Carlson (2008-07-31 23:33:36)
A penis?
Comment on Mike Judge (2008-07-31 23:33:18)
Okay, but who's the guy on the right?
Comment on The War on Eco-Terror (2008-07-31 15:34:35)
kaztheberserk: Yep. Without GMOs, we are going to die by the billions, and greenie tards who don't understand that damned well do deserve to be locked up -- or, better still, forced to help out in regions of the world where starvation and misery, which could be alleviated by GMOs, are prevalent. Greenpeace et. al. conveniently overlook the fact that we're already eating GMOs. Corn, rice and wheat are radically different from their wild varieties; the only difference is that our ancestors domesticated crops (and animals) slowly over generations, rather than quickly over months as we can do now. GMO resistance is the new Luddism, and it is dangerous.
Comment on Crazy Horse Face (2008-07-30 13:14:44)
Yeah. What kind of asshole would think carving giant faces on the side of a mountain was a worthy enterprise? I mean, sheeyut, there's nowhere else in the US that that's been done, particularly with the support of the US government, on land the Feds actually stole from American aboriginal tribespeople. Oh, wait. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Rushmore