VanZant (5085) 9 SFW Posts | 84 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed 30 from Chattanooga. Registered 2008-10-22 14:11:23 Comment Karma: 1 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on monking around (2011-11-22 14:05:33)
What is it with this retarded "we the kings" crap that we apparently have no choice but to listen to?
Comment on Every Single Video Game Sprite Ever Made (2010-12-30 10:43:33)
The Huge fat guy from Mike Tyson's Punch Out is in there twice along with another guy from that game. Also the big Egyptian Sphinx from Dark Stalker is there twice. Helluva pic.
Comment on what i should have stuck with (2010-12-07 15:13:27)
I remember caring about this in highschool (class of '97), how does this shit even matter anymore? Seriously, people still do this to get attention? Does your car have a pointless "wing", make believe rally rims, and the ever so laughable "tip" that is as useless as it is annoying? Probably.
Comment on jack daniels tattoo (2010-01-20 09:14:54)
You can't wear Shaq's shoes with adidas' socks. J/k, I don't really give a shit.
Comment on lil wayne with pink car (2010-01-18 09:43:32)
As far as I can tell when my 23 year old g/f listens to him (I'm 30 and hate this music)all his songs are auto-tuned the whole way through. Just further proof that you don't need talent to rap. FUCK! Todays music sucks balls. Also, what an ugly little bastard, amirite?
Comment on What happens when you use marijuana (2009-12-16 10:34:02)
Not addictive.
Comment on toilet computer chair (2009-09-29 11:27:25)
Thundercats and shitting. Nothing better.
Comment on Sears Baby Grill (2009-09-08 11:53:21)
This was done on Sears' end of things. I'm employed by the company that built and updates their site. There was another one similar to this also, something about a "cooler that's perfect for cadavers of all sizes" or something to that affect. In any case it was an employee at Sears that did this. Not sure why....I guess because he works at Sears they are not the easiest company to deal with.
Comment on Transformers 1 DVD transforming case (2009-07-13 08:39:21)
I agree, Megan Fox and the ghetto twins, along with Wheelie and Sam's dorm mate ruined it for me. It made me appreciate the 1st one even though it's not much better there are still memorable scenes to skip to. I honestly can't remember any reason to by the DVD for the 2nd unless there's killer special features. I don't even really like talking about it I'm so disappointed.
Comment on Isabel Lucas vs. Megan Fox (2009-07-06 08:32:04)
Tiki I agree. The first movie was disappointing to me but the 2nd made me appreciate the 1st more. Too much comedy and why oh why does that fucktard and overrated eye candy's love story have to get so much Goddamned attention?! Wheelie, Mudflap, and Skids were basically like Frenzy in the 1st one, Jar Jar Binkstron. I do not like the way my childhood heroes are being portrayed.
Comment on Mechanic Megan Fox (2009-06-25 08:40:08)
This movie should disappoint most people that grew up watching TF's. It's even more of a let down than the 1st one. The 1st one at least had memorable moments that you could fast forward to but this sequel is pretty bad. Yeah there's more than twice the robots in the 1st film but it doesn't help because most of them are weak and seem to be there for comic release like the AutoboTwins Skids and Mudflap and then there's Wheelie who seems to be nothing more than Jar Jar Binkstron, annoying as FUCK and serves no purpose. TF's were my favorite growing up and I am not pleased with the misplaced and dumb humor as well as some fucktard and overrated eye candy's bullshitty love story. So disappointed.
Comment on my reception 4-11-09 (2009-06-22 15:44:24)
I agree with you 100%. I don't need a religion nor a government's recognition to tell me that my love for my girl isn't legitimate. That said congrats and best of luck to you both. (yes, she is piping hot, nice work man)
Comment on Avril Lavigne PUNCHES you out (2009-06-17 08:24:40)
It's obvious most of you hate her but I love this little girl. I don't know much about her music or beliefs or politics but I think she is amazing looking. And I like her energy also and I'm NOT apologizing.
Comment on olivia wilde is sultry (2009-06-08 08:33:59)
The only way she'd have anything to do with me is if she was unconscious (possibly dead) so........I'd push her down a flight of stairs to get some of that.
Comment on Batman Vs The Joker (2009-06-04 08:16:14)
"Well Batman? It's not going to suck itself." (followed by trademark hysterical laughter)