Caffeine activates (among other things) the involuntary muscles in your intestines. These muscles are responsible for moving poop. When they work faster, poop runs faster and so do you.
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- Comment on Fatal Attraction (2008-08-06 01:02:55)
Caffeine activates (among other things) the involuntary muscles in your intestines. These muscles are responsible for moving poop. When they work faster, poop runs faster and so do you. - Comment on Mastretta MXT (2008-08-05 07:48:49)
What we need is someone to make a small and nice sporty car around the Volkswagen TSI engine (170hp from 1.4l). Just to remind people that it is light weight that makes a sports car, not engine size. - Comment on IQ vs Religion importance (2008-08-04 01:48:35)
Ahem new people. Read comment from st_judas. Those are NOT MENSA IQ numbers. - Comment on Deaths in 2008 (2008-08-03 02:59:44)
For women? Prostate cancer: 0 Fireworks accidents: 0 Dive into shallow water: 0 - Comment on Black Hawk (2008-08-02 04:22:09)
Incredibly crappy photos... - Comment on Thor and Tony (2008-08-02 02:22:17)
If I recall correctly, this would not be a repost, but a tripost. First one for MCS I guess? The previous two were full page scans. So this fails twice. Kind of. - Comment on colorful bikers (2008-07-14 04:29:34)
@ LordPartyTime : Facts right, please. He was american. He was on drugs. - Comment on Summer time blues (2008-07-14 04:22:34)
Oh yeah, cut the list down to "top 10" and add "lowest rated" for this week and all time. - Comment on Summer time blues (2008-07-14 04:03:06)
Sorry, I misinterpreted the list. That "5 out of 5" is just redundant. We already know 5 is the maximum. Replace it with something like "5 with 17 votes". The point I was trying to make was that the number 1 all time top rated image has 17 votes averaging 5, while the "epic boobs" image has 227 votes averaging 4.49. The epic boobs gets more 5 votes than any of the images on the top rated list but doesn't even get close to the list. That isn't right. - Comment on Summer time blues (2008-07-14 03:59:44)
There is a better algorithm for calculating "top rated images". Right now the list is cluttered by crappy images that have "5 out of 5 votes". I think something like "4.9 out of 50" should be higher rated than "5 out of 5". I have a link to calculating this but it is on my laptop at work and I'm on holiday. I'll be back in about two and a half weeks. - Comment on jennifer garner - white shirt and jeans (2008-07-13 14:56:48)
If you didn't get it, "dude looks like a lady". - Comment on jennifer garner - white shirt and jeans (2008-07-13 14:54:34)
With short hair she would not look out of place in the 1984 100m sprint final of the Bulgarian national track & field championships. - Comment on Otter (2008-07-09 14:17:21)
WERE IS MY BEER? - Comment on Trailer Pull Fuck Up (2008-07-09 02:35:20)
This isn't that uncommon. I know of an incident where a boat slid off a trailer and over the pulling car during an emergency braking. Looks like this car hit the pole and the boat kept it's momentum. @ Sticky : Bayliner is the Volkswagen of the seas. There's a plenty and nobody gives a fuck if one is wrecked. - Comment on ak-47 machine gun (2008-07-08 10:54:08)
Surely you mean "assault rifle?"