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Happy Sunday ??Here’s your weekend mum joke: How does the moon cut his hair?……….Eclipse it
Been freezing all week in the AC now I’m melting. I just can’t win
Happy Saturday ? Did you know Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days? The rest are just weekdays…
Happy Wednesday ? How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
Happy Tuesday. It’s a hot one! ?What did the pig say on the really hot day? …. I’m bacon.


    • Happy wedding anniversary to me ? When my husband and I argue, he always get the last word. They’re usually, “I’m sorry. You’re right” ?
    Happy Friday ? I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink and am now at urgent care waiting to be seen!!
    Happy Thursday ? How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ……. 10 tickles
    Happy Sunday ?? 3 guys walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.
    Hooray for the weekend! ? What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?……Supplies!