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Comment on The GOP Platform (2008-09-04 04:33:11)
@Gun Toting Republitards.... ...In the event of a revolution... What the fuck are you going to do with your hand guns and automatic weapons (if they were legal) against a sophisticated fighting force with large scale explosives, unmanned aircraft, and non-human trigger fingers? Not a fucking thing, that's what. Your desire to arm yourselves to the teeth is senseless and will only get you killed. For self defense all you really need is a hand gun, a shotgon, and a high powered rifle. Anything other than that is just retarded.
Comment on Jet Blue - fiery landing (2008-09-03 22:43:17)
Fine, I guess I'll be the unoriginal douche that posts it this time...... YOUR DOING IT WRONG!!!!!
Comment on Military Image Dump (143) (2008-09-02 01:11:42)
It stopped..... IT STOPPED!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA...... That really was a wasted day..... Thanks for that, Tiki. Srsly
Comment on Military Image Dump (131) (2008-09-01 22:14:16)
Look what I can do! Look what I can do!
Comment on Dick (2008-09-01 21:35:21)
These are marines.
Comment on W (2008-09-01 21:01:10)
Shit, when is Laura not like "wtf?"
Comment on W (2008-09-01 20:50:39)
Well, to him the flag looks fine. And I guess that's all that matters, isn't it?
Comment on Dick (2008-09-01 20:48:59)
So is this like a request or something?
Comment on American Soldiers (2008-09-01 20:30:50)
And these are marines.
Comment on Military Image Dump (112) (2008-09-01 20:28:47)
My battle buddy was not affected by it like the rest of us were. The only thing it made him do was burp, very loudly and uncontrollably. This of course resulted in the rest of us laughing hysterically on top of coughing, puking, and trying to fight our way to the door. The drill instructor was to busy laughing to be bothered by us trying to get out.
Comment on Military Image Dump (115) (2008-09-01 20:03:13)
If I were a marine, then your guess would be correct... --What do marines and bananas have in common? --They are born green, they turn yellow, and they die in bunches.... These are my favorite mode of transport out here in Iraq.
Comment on Military Image Dump (115) (2008-09-01 19:23:43)
Now THESE are fun! We get to fly in these out in the western region of Iraq. These are my favorites, and then come chinooks.
Comment on Military Image Dump (112) (2008-09-01 19:20:26)
No. These people are smart. They are not getting any of it in their system, which is why they have the masks on. Only the idiots who choose to take off the masks and do push ups in the chamber after all the smart ones leave end up getting it in their systems. The funny thing is that they think it makes them cool that they subject themselves to such punishment..... This is, of course, unless you're in basic training. In which case you're fucked and you have to get it in your system. It does a good job of cleaning out the sinuses. So good in fact that it eradicated my cold completely. I was one of the fucked ones, once.
Comment on Military Image Dump (100) (2008-09-01 16:52:40)
"Navy does the best blow jobs"
Comment on Military Image Dump (99) (2008-09-01 16:47:51)
You? How the hell do you think THEY feel? I bet they want to see boobs way more than you do...