Yes, this is common in places frequented by polar bears. I've seen banks here in Montana with signs that read, 'Please leave guns in your vehicle and remove ski masks before entering.' Oh, Miko, that Desert Eagle .50 will only piss off a polar bear. The best defense against an angry ursine is a Remington 870-based 12-gauge shorty loaded with slugs: http://www.serbu.com/top/super_shorty_870.jpg
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Yes, this is common in places frequented by polar bears. I've seen banks here in Montana with signs that read, 'Please leave guns in your vehicle and remove ski masks before entering.' Oh, Miko, that Desert Eagle .50 will only piss off a polar bear. The best defense against an angry ursine is a Remington 870-based 12-gauge shorty loaded with slugs: http://www.serbu.com/top/super_shorty_870.jpg - Comment on windows 95 load screen (2010-01-05 15:41:09)
Notice how much cloudier it was back then. - Comment on popcorn - FUCK (2010-01-04 12:03:18)
Because Scarlett Johansson likes clean microwaves, and in the off chance she's dropping by....... - Comment on 1997 Suzuki GS500E (2009-09-24 23:08:24)
Good choice for a first bike. Always wear protection. Always ride like the cars are trying to kill you. Never hang in a blind spot, keep in sight of their mirrors, etc. If you have zero experience, find the local Motorcycle Safety Foundation and take their introductory course. Go to the bookstore and pick up a book on riding basics. Learn about countersteering. Learn proper braking technique. But most of all, enjoy. - Comment on olivia wilde is sultry (2009-06-06 11:47:27)
And here she is firing a what appears to be a gold-plated Desert Eagle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN1nT1BlpqM (cue at 4:20) - Comment on Friday Points of Interest (2009-06-06 01:18:58)
Those bastards, they should be ashamed of themselves. - Comment on olivia wilde is sultry (2009-06-06 01:15:29)
Sexiest eyes ever. I'd push Fish's grandmother down a flight of stairs for that. - Comment on F-15 flying over the ocean (2009-04-28 10:13:15)
Nope. Not a Strike Eagle. Strike Eagles are two-seaters. - Comment on TRADJZZ (2009-03-11 23:39:04)
@Dral: Ockham is also acceptable, according to my friend, wikipedia. - Comment on New Zoo Babies (2009-03-06 21:35:45)
@Jesus Christ: I went to a zoo where they let me play with a tiger cub. It was bad ass. He was so cute, and so fucking strong. Like playing with a Tiger Bear cub. - Comment on Bruce lee (2009-03-06 21:33:09)
@rattybad: It's neither. It's the "Tiger Bear" claw. Man, you don't ever want to run into a tiger bear. - Comment on AMC Pacer: Center of the Known Automotive Universe (2009-02-13 03:41:37)
My mom had one. I wrecked it when I was sixteen. After I wrecked the '69 Mustang, but before I wrecked the '78 Olds. Ah, those were the days. - Comment on CF Toilet Seat? (2009-02-07 06:11:48)
Corvette logo... in before Corvette/Toilet jokes. - Comment on fake pee (2009-02-06 20:30:29)
It's used for calibrating drug testing devices. - Comment on Pizza Hut Special Instructions (2009-01-17 12:02:40)
lol they actually attempted it. I tried once. "Align Pepperoni on compass rose", I wrote. They were all off by fifteen degrees.