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Comment on life explained by buttons (2009-06-08 16:35:56)
What's the message supposed to be here? Men are boring and 2 dimensional? They are no more complicated than an electric vibrating dildo? I can't tell if this is supposed to be making fun of men, or if it was made by a man, who is for some reason proud of being a simp.
Comment on alia and michael (2009-06-08 15:57:45)
You... I hate you. I'd spill your body's water on the sand for such blasphemy. There is no movie, nor was there ever a mini series.
Comment on nosferatu (2009-06-08 01:23:46)
Know what I hate? Psychic vampires. Those people who drain the energy out of conversations and rooms. Those people who are just constantly depressed and needy regardless of reason, who require other people to continually shower them with attention and focus or they get moody and sulky. The sort of person, where you just feel weary or mentally exhausted after spending any time with them. Psychic Vampires. I strongly dislike those people. I hate when they are friends of my friends and I end up in their negative presence over and over again. And they always gravitate to me, cause I am such a fountain of psychic power, and yeah it doesn't take much to slake them, and sure i've got immense reserves of energy, but god damn it, it is my energy to give, not yours to take! Fuck! And I can't just kill them, despite that being the obvious natural solution, cause they don't conveniently disintegrate or nothing, noooo, they bleed everywhere and i'm left with a plain old corpse to dispose of, and if I don't do it properly -which wastes my whole day- someone will likely find it and jump to the wrong conclusion, cuz no one cares or listens to my explanations, and then I'm not slaying evil or saving the world, i'm just a "common murderer", cripes!
Comment on kissing moose (2009-06-07 23:49:39)
Well, I suppose that's highly circumstance based. But a surprise encounter in the woods is more likely to be a moose than a predator. Last I was told at least. Personally, if I was alone in the woods and had only a knife/spear, I'd rather encounter an angry bear or mountain lion than an angry/rutting moose. You can reason with bears and lions, but not with moose. But when I say encounter, I mean one finds me, before I find it. The other way around / if I have my bow, I'll take the moose.
Comment on kissing moose (2009-06-07 23:31:43)
A greater danger to campers and backwoods hikers than bears or lions. Especially when they be ruttin' They will fuck you up good.
Comment on nosferatu (2009-06-07 23:27:10)
MAX SCHRECK IS DEAD!
Comment on Big Boy - Fuck You (2009-06-07 15:32:21)
SHITE
Comment on Algae gator (2009-06-06 11:22:02)
All my stuffed animals are cute fluffy vicious animals. I just realized that I don't have a single bunny or anything that wouldn't kill me in real life. I don't have a lot of them or anything, only a dozen or so. But I used to have a big almost life-sized alligator stuffed animal, that was the best body pillow ever. I still have it, technically, but I forgot it outside one ...year... and have since left it there, now that it is a part of the landscape. That was about a decade ago. Damned if I could ever find something like it again.
Comment on met art logo (2009-06-06 11:09:47)
I've always liked Met Art
Comment on Emily VanCamp - White Dress (2009-06-06 11:06:39)
I want shreddies.
Comment on Hail to the king baby (2009-06-06 11:06:19)
Not that Bubba Ho-tep wasn't an outstanding film, but cripes you people, how is it that the question of this was even raised!? This is Ash, quoted from Army of Darkness, (ala Evil Dead) GOSH! Surely, these are the end of days.
Comment on Colorful Seaside Town (2009-06-06 10:58:33)
Rent a car? Pfft, look at it; rent a golf cart.
Comment on alia and michael (2009-06-06 10:56:57)
The Fremen see her as the Earth Figure, a demi-goddess whose special charge is to protect the tribes through her powers of violence. She is Reverend Mother to their Reverend Mothers. To pilgrims who seek her out with demands that she restore virility or make the barren fruitful, she is a form of antimentat. She feeds on that proof that the "analytic" has limits. She represents ultimate tension. She is the virgin-harlot— witty, vulgar, cruel, as destructive in her whims as a coriolis storm. -St. Alia of the Knife as taken from The Irulan Report
Comment on Lighter Vs bullet cig (2009-06-04 15:42:48)
A firecracker instead of a bullet, however, works quite well and with hilarious results.
Comment on Down With Big Brother (2009-06-04 11:19:15)
You gotta use a felt tip marker and be really passionate about what you are writing