You know, normally I would stay away from these sorts of comment threads. I have to comment though. My wife smokes menthols. We buy cheap smokes by the carton from the Seneca Indian Reservation. When we run out, we buy name brand as a stop-gap. My wife buys Newports sometimes. When someone recently bummed a smoke from her downtown, she handed him a Newp. He said "You be datin' a brother, huh girl?" Laughed my ass off when she told me that.
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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of : |
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You know, normally I would stay away from these sorts of comment threads. I have to comment though. My wife smokes menthols. We buy cheap smokes by the carton from the Seneca Indian Reservation. When we run out, we buy name brand as a stop-gap. My wife buys Newports sometimes. When someone recently bummed a smoke from her downtown, she handed him a Newp. He said "You be datin' a brother, huh girl?" Laughed my ass off when she told me that. - Comment on zelda chick (2009-02-24 09:28:56)
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You may be confusing them with Drop Bears. Those things are nasty.
