suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on Ok Ethel, You're On Point. (2010-01-13 09:16:59)
There's one of these right near my house. It's a Space Wolf marine, I think. I should go take a picture of it.
Comment on Andre the Giant (2010-01-12 09:02:58)
One of my favorite people ever. By all accounts a great guy, loved children, drank gallons of beer, and was over 7 feet tall. How do you beat that?
Comment on World War Two Heroes (2010-01-11 09:48:57)
Patton looks like his patience is running thin, having to sit still for a picture while there is a war to be fought.
Comment on Carl Sagan and Mars Lander (2010-01-11 09:46:08)
He looks incredibly stoned in this picture.
Comment on Saxton Hale Letter (2010-01-09 20:16:21)
I saw this a bit ago, along with some nice shots of the dog that the guy had rendered up. It would be sweet if they considered bringing this into the game. Oh, also... Saxton Hale is an anagram for hot anal sex.
Comment on home made ice rink (2010-01-09 15:14:31)
That's pretty fucking awesome.
Comment on muffler cat (2010-01-09 10:38:28)
Cats are always tripping. Always. They aren't always, peaking, though. This one happens to be peaking when this shot was taken.
Comment on rude splasher (2010-01-09 10:34:17)
The people in the car are enjoying the fuck out of this too. Look at their faces.
Comment on The Birds (2010-01-08 20:28:43)
If I remember correctly, no one in this film ever screams. They all make scream faces, but no scream ever comes out. That's creepy.
Comment on Yall niggas niggering in a nigga nigga (2010-01-07 18:36:55)
Wow.
Comment on mass dog walker (2010-01-04 14:40:34)
Wrong. As clearly illustrated by several meme-comics, he is wearing at least a dozen pair of sunglasses by the end of each episode. By the end of the season, they can number in the hundreds of thousands.
Comment on army of the emperor of man (2010-01-04 14:32:15)
Also, the space marines don't replace their bone with metal plates. They undergo a chemical process which binds ceramics to their bone tissue. It takes about two years for their bodies to absorb, distribute & bind the ceramic substance to their skeletons.
Comment on army of the emperor of man (2010-01-04 14:18:23)
I disagree about the yellow armor being dumb. Bees are bright yellow for a reason. They hurt. These guys don't sneak up on the enemy, or hide from them. They arrive by drop-pod, screaming down from orbit, impacting, and advancing on their fores while shouting about how pissed off they are at them. If they did that while wearing forest camo, now that would make no sense.
Comment on army of the emperor of man (2010-01-04 11:01:16)
The guy front & center has probably battled the enemies of mankind for centuries. He no longer fears death. He will live until he dies in battle with honor, and what more could he ask than that? Besides, that thunder hammer is capable of opening up a battle tank. Warriors who wear bright yellow armor obviously aren't too concerned with their own well being. These guys are superhuman shock troops, who's purpose is to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies before utterly destroying them. Oh, and the guy with the sword? He's a champion, a veteran of countless crusades. He will challenge enemy leaders on the battlefield in one-on-one combat, ensuring that they face the Emperor's wrath directly at the end of a blade. Still, since a space marine's helmet contains inter-squad vox, tactical & squad status displays, auto-senses and environmental containment, the hammer guy probably just removes it for publicity shots like this one.
Comment on army of the emperor of man (2010-01-04 09:15:12)
In the Warhammer 40k universe, the Imperium does not use AI or androids, fearing those to be evil. Instead, they use servitors. Servitors are basically usefull machine parts grafted onto human tissue. They utilize the most basic functions of a lobotomized living brain to function. Most servitors are vat-grown for a specific function, like operating industrial machinery or piloting a craft. These cherubs likely function as heralds and scribes for these Imperial Fists Space Marines.