I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but: I fucked it. It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who works at the dam. We went to a hydroelectric club(which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well) inside of the dam. After dancing a bit, I got a bit sloshed and started talking to the Dam. She told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from the National Lampoon movie?â€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So I ended up going down to the turbines and sticking my weiner in there. Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line. I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
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I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but: I fucked it. It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who works at the dam. We went to a hydroelectric club(which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well) inside of the dam. After dancing a bit, I got a bit sloshed and started talking to the Dam. She told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from the National Lampoon movie?â€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So I ended up going down to the turbines and sticking my weiner in there. Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line. I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
