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  • Comment on Guinness Draught (2009-06-16 14:41:09)
    Want.
  • Comment on Jeff Goldbloom - Penis goes Where (2009-06-01 14:17:12)
    That's a freaking Culkin!
  • Comment on Real TMNT (2009-05-28 10:01:24)
    I would also like to know what kind of porn you're watching, please.
  • Comment on Sexy hood (2009-05-27 14:39:40)
    None of her features appear to go together but the overall package is still kind of hot. Can't really put my finger on why, though.
  • Comment on Duck With a dick (2009-05-23 10:52:33)
    Fuck a duck is one of my favorite expletives ever. Now it's a reality.
  • Comment on young martyr (2009-05-23 10:48:49)
    I was wondering that too. Thought it was Waterhouse.
  • Comment on A Dildo (2009-05-22 19:58:01)
    Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
  • Comment on Keira Knightley (2009-05-22 14:09:27)
    She can eat my rubber phallus.
  • Comment on A Dildo (2009-05-22 14:06:24)
    Actually, that's a vibrator. Traditionally, a dildo is a straight rubber phallus, no machinery involved. This vibrator is either The Rabbit or a good knock-off. It's designed to stimulate both the clitoris and the vagina simultaneously, hopefully to a g-spot orgasm (which few women ever actually experience). A g-spot orgasm is often associated with female ejaculation though it's possible to have one without the other. The vibrator was invented in the late 1800s by a doctor who treated "female hysteria" by manipulating women to orgasm with clitoral stimulation since most women at that time weren't being given orgasms by their husbands. We have the modern vibrator because his hand got tired. I am a literal font of useless information.
  • Comment on Hye guys, I'm gpoina to g be coding, exicind the problem site (2009-05-22 10:17:22)
    "..not yours, because yours are holy.." Sweet talker, isn't he?
  • Comment on galactic eye (2009-05-22 10:13:19)
    Helix Nebula will eat your soul.
  • Comment on Windows Logo (2009-05-20 15:39:06)
    Pretty light ribbon things are pretty. Windows can lick my balls (if I had some).
  • Comment on Hey MCS (2009-05-19 10:44:13)
    1.) I cannot believe I read all of this shit. 2.) I clicked on every damn ad I could find. 3.) Someone call me when dieA takes her pants off.
  • Comment on Zooey With trees (2009-05-14 19:59:43)
    She sings, she acts and she's one of the hottest humans alive. Not only that but I think she's named for J. D. Salinger's book. Zooey for president! (of my pants)
  • Comment on man with cat (2009-05-13 15:07:41)
    Dude used to be in a Canadian band called Sandbox. I think he played guitar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cko2VBNYIHU It's a great song, p.s.
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