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Comment on Stupid humans (2012-02-29 23:21:07)
http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/pdq/cam/cannabis/healthprofessional/page4 Read up, little Timmy.
Comment on Free refills (2012-02-29 23:18:50)
Maybe it's just the terrifically unflattering camera angle (and hair style, and shirt, and facial structure, and ashy skin) but that woman reminds me very strongly of the Predator.
Comment on Hidden bailout (2012-02-22 01:47:14)
Magnus, bro... you got a reputation for unsavory practice and opinion around here. You shouldn't add 'poor research skills' to that ever growing list of faults. http://www.gao.gov/products/GAO-11-696
Comment on game system names (2012-02-22 01:28:57)
Eighteen years ago, everything was a Nintendo.
Comment on you cannot invade mainland america (2012-02-17 07:22:18)
By Whitey!
Comment on religous war quote (2012-02-16 17:57:14)
Thank you, I was just about to comment on his short life.
Comment on Neil deGrasse Tyson (2012-02-16 01:36:09)
Get off your horse, anon. I've studied ID, Physics, Biology, Evolution, and your precious holy text (Oh which one do I mean? Take your pick.) and understand well what I am saying. You and fools like bstaples get a harsh rebuke for being the stubborn lackwit at the back of the class who JUST WON'T FUCKING LISTEN when the important lessons are being taught because they don't square with what you were taught in Sunday School. I'm not the one to demonstrate the flaws of ID concepts like 'Irreducable Complexity' and Primum movens; that work has already been done and your stupid asses just haven't paid any attention. But for your sakes, here are some educational links: youtube.com/watch?v=HTP6Pnjb4BI (I.C.) youtube.com/watch?v=W96AJ0ChboU (I.C.) youtube.com/watch?v=aBpW-m8soMY (I.C.) youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo (P.M) Do your homework and meet me in the next shitstorm post.
Comment on shopping in australia (2012-02-16 01:10:07)
Shackles on a kangaroo are pointless; they don't walk, they hop with both legs in synchronicity. Shackles only work on creatures that locomote by taking steps, so the idea of shackling a kangaroo can be funny again for you since there's less cruelty in the concept of shackling a kangaroo than in the concept of shackling any other kind of animal on the planet. If something about this shitty jpeg artifact riddled 'shopfest should make you sad, it's the overstuffed pouch filled with heavy, hard-edged groceries. Also, I don't really get the notion of muzzling as cruelty, at least when taken into the larger context of animal ownership.
Comment on Neil deGrasse Tyson (2012-02-14 03:14:22)
"It’s because I can’t understand how there could be such a large series of perfectly random universal coincidences that could lead to something as complex as human life. Guess that’s my bad." It IS 'your bad'. Read more, think more, and don't ask us to teach the controversy. There is no controversy, and never has been one; only your ignorance and stubbornness. Intelligent Design substitutes experiment and examination with faith and plugs unfalsifiable claims in where none belong. It isn't based on evidence and experiment, but upon ignorance combined with a lack of imagination and a most flawed and backwards understanding of the anthropic principle. It has been defeated at every examination, and only desperate creationists or morons who can't see the use of a lenseless eye still cling to it.
Comment on The Pleasure Throne (2012-02-12 07:38:55)
Ah, see that's where they get you; I was "imagining" a chair that DIDN'T fuck my ass when I sit on it.
Comment on nerd chick (2012-02-05 06:50:06)
Hot broad though.
Comment on nerd chick (2012-02-05 06:49:46)
Hardly. A model with ironic spectacles has naught to do with nerdcraft. This is the kind of wishful thinking and oversimplification that leads to offensive twaddle like The Big-Bang Theory.
Comment on Malcolm X quote (2012-01-23 23:11:13)
Sounds familiar; as soon as January 19th I started reading phrases like "Big Internet" in newspapers when referring to Wikipedia and Google.
Comment on Flag-in-progress (2012-01-23 04:48:31)
Simplify the eye into a stencil styled single glyph, swap the black to a darker blue, swap the blue stripes for white and extend both stripes into the areas remaining to the right of the eye and its roundel. I advise that the topmost and bottom-most 'vision rays' of the eye flow naturally from the shape of the rounded tangentially.
Comment on it's raining cocaine (2012-01-21 21:46:32)
Alleluia, Hallelujah, Aleluya, Halleluyah... it's all just transliteration from Hebrew. All may be just as accurate, though in common use we prefer the Germanic spelling Hallelujah. Yahweh or Jahway?