okcomputer (2202)
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  • Comment on there is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people (2010-07-12 09:37:43)
    OH NOES THE FRENCH HAVE INFILTRATED THE US ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Comment on iron man cheerleaders (2010-07-09 09:15:49)
    all 3 are too flat and not attractive enough. I bet in reality they are superman's cheerleaders but saw Iron man and got all giggity.
  • Comment on sexy assualt weapon woman (2010-07-07 10:52:11)
    H&K G36, H&K is awesome I wish had the dineros to purchase some of their weapons.
  • Comment on 1979 Pontiac Trans-am Anniversary Edition (2010-07-01 10:54:52)
    IROC = Italian Retard Out Cruisin'
  • Comment on The government will tax anything these days, even the comedy in films (2010-07-01 09:47:57)
    So not amused. Amusers, gotta amuse.
  • Comment on Megan Fox (2010-07-01 09:45:15)
    Is it me or does she kind of look asian? More like half white half asian, waisan.
  • Comment on lobster tank size (2010-06-24 10:26:31)
    French Canadian Trawler threw weapons at us and rammed into our side, chief. We was comin' back, from the island of west of Greenland, doing some lobesterin', just delivered the cargo of all cargoes. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first enormous lobster for about a half an hour. Enormous lobster. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the Front claws to the tail. What we didn't know... was our lobster mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The lobsters come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like ol' squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the lobster comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the lobster would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that lobster, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a lobster, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he snaps his claws at ya and those black eyes stare at you. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces. Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many lobsters, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, Fisherman's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been snapped in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Coast Guard C-130 saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big Coast Guard SH-60 comes hovering own and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life-jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the lobster took the rest, June the 24, 2005. Anyway, we delivered the lobster cargo.
  • Comment on Bridge Disaster (2010-06-10 09:51:12)
    Hadouken
  • Comment on russian carrier (2010-05-03 11:37:17)
    F-16's are land based aircraft, F-18's can be both carrier based and land based.
  • Comment on Drive Back the Imperialists (2010-05-03 11:35:32)
    Ha, the person who posted this was trying to most likely make fun of the US, but clearly, they have no concept of the real world, nor any concept in regards to the difference between Russian Military Armor and the US Military Armor. Fail on their part. If I am wrong, and they were making fun of the Russian Military, then I will admit to being wrong.
  • Comment on XBL Ban (2010-04-30 11:26:22)
    Fail fake parent. Anyone else notice the fail spelling? I guess I could equate the name of the gamer tag to the race of the player, and parent but I don't want to be considered ignorant or a racist.
  • Comment on sasha grey (2010-04-26 09:34:55)
    slut
  • Comment on Hershey's + Calcium (2010-04-19 11:13:45)
    'shopped
  • Comment on Photoshop Graphics (2010-04-06 09:56:28)
    It's Glenn Close, simple google fail.
  • Comment on leviticus also said - no hair cuts (2010-03-29 08:58:39)
    Silly Gay males, Dicks are for chicks.
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