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Comment on Gigantic Poncho (2008-05-24 18:57:54)
Is that a real poncho, or a Sears poncho?
Comment on Zombie Reagan (2008-05-23 15:45:41)
Reagan fans only prove that ignorance and conformity are the golden standards of America. He was a complete puppet who did nothing but take credit for luck and the work of others, while his party illegally sold arms to suspect parties, took control of the cocaine market, and sold their own constituents' interests to theocrats and war profiteers. A brain eating zombie Reagan would be a vast moral and intellectual improvement over the reality.
Comment on I can't be a snob, I'm a brother! (2008-05-23 15:32:26)
The fact that there are even any republicans left in this country only shows what worthless, ignorant, hateful pieces of dogshit many Americans are these days. I live in a country full of Magnus-type wastes of space, but if I suggest a good purge then I'm suddenly the bad guy! Oh well. I guess every ecosystem needs bottomfeeders!
Comment on Bruce Lee and Brandon Lee (2008-05-20 19:09:48)
Anyway, critics always pan a film when the leading actor is a corpse that has been rotting for six years. That might have hurt the ticket sales.
Comment on Kristen VS Mila (2008-05-17 23:05:14)
What is it about blondes, really? Kristen Bell looks like a cross eyed retarded chihuahua at a tupperware party. Mila all the way.
Comment on Starcrash (2008-05-14 19:53:17)
I can't believe that anyone else actually remembers that turd. I saw it at the drive-in, I think I was 7 or 8 years old. It was almost painful, as I hadn't yet realized just how bad a movie could be!
Comment on Stainless Steel Holy Bible (2008-04-21 17:53:57)
Would just like to point something out to the stupid chistian(?) piece of shit "namelis1." Most Nazis were christians. And in my opinion most christians act just like Nazis. So go fuck your sister some more.
Comment on Dollywood Portraits (2008-04-10 15:50:10)
They have this portrait on the wall of the souvenir shop. If you can guess the total number of chins in the picture, you get your portrait for free!
Comment on Nightwing - Snowblind (2008-04-03 17:19:15)
It's about time that Batman came out of the closet! Did he and Robin split up?
Comment on Rose McGowen (2008-04-03 17:04:16)
What is it about closet fags and French jokes? Is it because daddy always buys them french fries after the assramming?
Comment on Bomb Scare at FSU (2008-04-03 16:56:37)
Here in California there was an incident at a junior high that was just as ridiculous. A student had scooped up a handful of chalk dust from the blackboard eraser tray and put it in an envelope. He wrote "$200" on the outside of the envelope; I'm not sure if it was supposed to be a cocaine joke, or if it was just to get someone to look inside. He then left it next to a doorway by a friend's locker, hoping the friend would find it. Instead, a teacher found it and freaked out. The entire school was evacuated, a hazmat control tent was put up,and 12 people went through a decontamination shower for exposure to chalk dust. The boy got found out, and the police were talking about trying to make the parents pay for their incredible overreaction, and considering pressing charges against the boy. In other news, Mooninites attack Boston. Are we scared yet?
Comment on Rock 'Em Sock 'Em (2008-03-29 22:58:12)
Yeah, the red one had the blue one declared an enemy combatant, hunted down by mercenaries, beaten and tortured, and then had him thrown into the ring for a good staged photo-op. Just like the real republican pinkydicks would.
Comment on Meaty Meal (2008-03-11 17:31:11)
The Rueben: Divider of nations. I'll take one, please, side of fries extra crispy(or maybe a cup of spilt pea soup instead) and two spicy kosher dill pickle spears. The bread needs to be toasted(or more toasted) and with yelloy or spicy mustard instead of that nasty-ass Thousand Island. Also-try a rueben style sammich with pastrami and mustard instead of corned beef & thousand Island sometime. It's even more funky fresh delicious.
Comment on An Interesting Take on Hillary's Campaign (2008-03-03 18:24:52)
I suppose that is pretty witty, for a dickless inbred white trash retard, Uh, I mean Republican. Nobody is fooled, you ignorant piece of dogshit-everyone knows that worthless, dickless, genocide-loving republicans(and sadly, even a few democrats) are way too bigoted and cowardly to ever vote for a woman(or a black person, for that matter.) So go ahead and keep anouncing to the world what a close-minded cretin you are.
Comment on Beer Consumption (2008-01-21 17:13:01)
Q-delta, why don't you just move to the American south, where you will fit right in with all the "proper" racist retards we have! And of course, your heritage is so glorious, isn't it? Proud to be descended from shrimp-dicked, illiterate, murdering, inbred British criminals-good luck to you, shitbird! I have to quit surfing now, the internet is just too stupid today.