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Comment on Beef Twinkies (2007-07-23 18:59:55)
I have to give it 5 stars because I've seen deep-fried Twinkies and this is the only way it could get any worse... until they deep-fry these beef Twinkies. As Don King would say "Only in America!".
Comment on The Bible Motivation Poster (2007-07-23 18:51:45)
Awesome. "Genesis 6:15 in the Bible tells us the Ark's dimensions were at least 135 meters long (300 cubits), 22.5 meters wide (50 cubits), and 13.5 meters high (30 cubits). That's 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high!" Wow! Those are incredible dimensions! Try to disprove it all you like, you "scientists"! You can easily fit all species, their food (so they don't eat each other) and still have room left for their roaming and waste and such. C'mon! It's 135 meters long! :-P
Comment on Racoon Capture (2007-07-21 17:11:28)
OMG! It ate the air conditioner the guys installed in the pic from the other day!
Comment on The Origin Of Casper The Ghost (2007-07-13 16:08:30)
I agree with Bart on the episode of the Simpsons where he pointed out that Casper looks like he'd be the ghost of Richie Rich.
Comment on Airplane saftey (2007-07-11 21:05:52)
How's that working out for you? What? Being clever... Good. Well keep it up then. ^_^
Comment on Can’t hardly wait (2007-07-11 20:54:47)
I wish I had the time to shape a piece of thread/yarn to resemble a sad face and then PS your lame ass comments (though some sarcastically clever and ironic - I hope) smiling behind it. I pray that none of you past the first (meant to say Vice President Obama) comment actually live in America. If you do, I hope you die (barring sarcasm on your part). Sorry, not to be mean but c'mon. We're actually in a crisis here. And I know: "this comment = massive fail" to foreigners and no-votes but really if you were here when the US started and were still rooting for the likes of the current Republican party, you'd be shot then deported. America then (character for 'does not equal') America now.
Comment on Map of religious adherents in the United States (2007-07-11 20:41:49)
Kazzie shall be my vice president. Both of us ftw! Best observation ever!
Comment on Piracy helps stop global warming (2007-07-11 20:39:00)
I think the Jesus part is supposed to be ironic. Besides, if it were to be taken seriously, Jebus would post that forbidden HD decrypting code that I won't post here because MCS should be kept around.
Comment on Bush's motto (2007-07-11 20:35:08)
He would actually have to know/care about God and have at least the smallest amount of wisdom for this to be funny.
Comment on Pole dancing (2007-07-11 20:32:04)
Seen that poster before. I'm just waiting to see a pic of a girl that has the... something to pole dance in front of it.
Comment on Mike Tyson's Punch Out (2007-07-11 20:29:16)
Preston, what would Kathy say about this?
Comment on Tonight, we do the "bad place" (ky advertisement) (2007-07-11 20:27:17)
I remember this ad. Sadly, I haven't pitched to my girl's catcher since well before this ad. Butt(sic) don't cry for me. Go get it, son! Make her call my name just once!
Comment on The Best Penis Extension Money Can Buy (2007-07-11 20:23:30)
No car is a penis extension. In this modern day of plastic surgery and the porn that follows, a penis extension would be... a penis extension. To wit, I was lucky enough to have been given the opportunity to drive a Lamborghini Diablo a few years back. The owner said "Women ask me if I'm trying to compensate for something." His response was: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I can't run 220MPH. then I chirped third gear. I'm so sorry to even mention that but it really was that much fun!
Comment on Viking Water Mellon (2007-07-11 20:12:48)
If that's not ph'shopped, Petey Green himself would not eat that work of art. Well done.
Comment on Goatse Sighting (2007-07-11 20:10:23)
Now that's as blatant as a goatse gets. Fortunately I shall never know if one can have a big O from a goatse.