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Comment on Atheist's arguments (2010-08-03 20:44:32)
also someone who is cooking lamb for dinner.
Comment on Atheist's arguments (2010-08-03 05:09:48)
Weak troll comic is weak. I am bored enough to reply anyways. Observe, hypothesize, test, conclude. Wash, rinse, repeat. That's the scientific method. God has nothing to do with it, real or made up. You can believe in whatever you like, the method doesn't give a shit. That's not what it's there for. Science doesn't tell us Why, it tells us How. How things work, not Why things work. How life is created, not Why life was created. "Why" is for philosophers and theologians. So far as science is concerned, nobody is asking "Why did you make stuff, God?" What kind of meaningful answer do you think you'll get? God: "I dunno, cause I was bored." or "I needed an army of fleshbags." "I was bored." "I just wanted to be loved." "To dance for me, puppets! DANCE! DAAANCE DAMN YOU DANCE!" There are a billion reasons. What do you do after that? Us: "Thanks god! ... now what?" God: "I don't know, go invent something. Maybe burn a goat for me, whatever. Free will and all that, you think I just put that there for shits and giggles? Well, maybe I did, but that's not the point. Do whatever, just leave me alone. Except for the goat thing. Keep 'em coming. I like that bit." While the answers to Why would be interesting, probably spiritually enriching and certainly nice to know our purpose and place, on a daily level none are going to put food the mouths of 7 billion people or keep you from dying of diptheria or being eaten by a rabid badger on your way to work. What we have now is the gift that we can *make* our place and *choose* our purpose. By skybeard, spaghetti, or random chance. To some people, the difference between the three matters. To some, not so much. If all you fuckers could get over that bit and stop trying to cram shit down each other's throats, we can get back to the living part. And don't talk shit about morality, either. No matter the Why you choose, you still have to live with yourself and your actions when the day is done. Also, there is an answer beyond "it seems reasonable" for gravity on other planets. Motherfuckers. (That's not the answer, I'm calling you all motherfuckers.) Google it. (The answer, I mean. Not motherfuckers.) Unless you're into that sort of thing, which I know some of you are. (Motherfuckers, that is. Not answers.) ... Assholes.
Comment on Stone house (2010-07-27 15:31:46)
those who live in stone houses shouldn't.. throw glassware?
Comment on reciprocal motion (2010-07-24 23:39:27)
i want to build this.
Comment on Hobbes by sacking jimmy (2010-07-24 23:36:35)
I. HATE. THIS.
Comment on eve ship interior (2010-07-11 15:29:28)
i thought so too, but the fiction (i actually.. read the books :/ ) points to otherwise. apparently they need crew to.. i don't know what, exactly. oil the door hinges(which they wouldn't need without crew) and dust the place once in a while, or something. maybe load the guns, manage the cargo, and make sure that the oh-so-precious cap'n-in-a-can is OK, despite that the pod pilots don't give a shit about their crew and will blow up their own ship for insurance money or fly it into a suicide mission just for kicks or cash. i always thought that capsuleers were pretty much permanently installed in the capsules, too, but that also turns out to not be the case. all the capuleer does is drive the thing and make it shoot, apparently.
Comment on Immigration problem (2010-07-05 03:27:07)
woo i internet raged
Comment on Immigration problem (2010-07-05 03:24:46)
How many of you fuckers would be willing to become a martyr to some fucking drug cartel and have your head found in the bottom of a silver mine like the 50 local cops? You'd be looking up to Canada like motherfuckers too. "Oh, I was going to jump the border, find a shit job at a restaurant and not have to worry about being murdered in my sleep in a gang war, but THAT'S ILLEGAL, so I guess I'll just sit here and wait to die! No, it's cool really, maybe we can be heads-in-a-duffelbag-buddies, ha ha! Can't wait! XOXOX" It's not necessarily "right" that folks are coming here, the same as stealing bread when you're starving isn't "right", but there are circumstances happening that make it a reality whether *we* like it or not. Hispanic folks want to live their loves, have families, work and be happy same as anybody else in this world, same as you or me. Down there it's government corruption from a local to a national level, cartels, street gangs, drugs, brutal violence, no jobs, no education, no social safety nets, no workplace or worker protections. What's needed is a fucking hero, and there isn't one, so what's the average person gonna do? You can't force people into that. The Mexican government doesn't seem to give two shits about what's going on. The US government is in plain denial abou tall sorts of bullshit about it and is frozen by politics over the whole thing. What to do? Hopping the fucking border suddenly doesn't sound so bad, does it? There is a big fucking problem, and telling people to just "stay the fuck out" is barbaric, particularly when you look the other way when you buy your lettuce for 50 cents a pound because Jose was willing to come up here to pick it for like a fucking nickel a bushel, for all of the reasons outlined above. What *we* as America have is the power to come to a solution that makes everybody happy - we have a source of cheap labor and tax dollars funding our economy from the bottom up, immigrants have a way to make a better life. Fuck all you racist dickbags who just hate on non-white people because you think you're somehow *better* than them. We're all people, motherfuckers. Take your "I got mine jack" and shove it up your ass. You know who's gonna be first against the wall? you motherfuckers, that's right, riding high on on your money and taking for granted everything around you. The world is a dark motherfucking place at the barest level and that darkness is out there waiting to consume everyone if we don't keep the fucking light of humanity lit. So fucking be human and light it, you assholes.
Comment on Macaque (2010-07-02 20:02:54)
Official Representative of the Tea Party
Comment on Chuck Mangione (2010-07-02 02:39:17)
FUCK YES PLAY ME SOME CHUCK
Comment on Advertising opportunity for MCS (2010-06-16 20:20:02)
i hate that kind of ad passionately, but... no site, no ads, or site and ads... well, you need dollars. just don't go ape-shit with the noisemaking pop-up flash-waving shit, as a few other folks have said, and it'll be ok.
Comment on not really in the mood (2010-06-13 16:28:44)
who took this picture of my bedroom? GET OUT
Comment on cat phone (2010-06-08 20:14:02)
i think it's more of a strict "no throwing up saltines for a living" policy that has been broken here.
Comment on the birthday skeleton (2010-06-08 05:37:35)
i love this.
Comment on sexy smoker (2010-06-06 21:38:09)
but it kills with *style*.