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Comment on Scimitars (2013-12-13 03:55:02)
1, 2, 4 and 6 look amazingly like the one that's hanging in my closet. I bought it for $15 on the street in Tijuana. I was 8 years old. Utterly true.
Comment on No alcohol for me (2013-06-09 21:01:59)
Awesome, good start. and those mio things in water will help keep you hydrated, which is important. i'm lucky that there's a lemon tree outside that I can grab from any time and flavor the fuck out of some water. or i have a sodastream thing that i make fizzy water and add lemon to when I'm feelin' the need for fizz. i also get the single-serving powder packets to add to bottled water. target has some good ones that are cheap. the lime margarita is pretty good imo. they have some good mio knockoffs that are cheaper too. i like to rock the low-carb tortilla with ham etc as above, or sometimes with some pb&j in there. Getting away from stuff like white rice, though a little with lunch isn't as bad as having it with a late dinner. I still eat regular sandwiches sometimes but always on the highest-fiber wheat bread I can find. More broccoli and stuff. Mixed veg steamer bags for the microwave, a little salt, pepper, and butter in there, pretty good. Sometimes a little cheese, but no dumping six slices on there or anything. Shredded cabbage, fried with a little oil and some seasoning is pretty good - soy sauce, some red pepper flakes, sesame seeds and/or sesame oil. A fennel bulb chopped up thin in there is good too. A few peanuts or some slivered almonds in there is good. Not terribly calorific, so eat something with it. try not to punish yourself with food you can't stand to eat in general though, cause there's a pretty good chance you won't be able to maintain that kind of diet forever, which is the goal. And good luck -I'm in a similar boat trying to drop about 45 lbs. Most of my advice is based directly on stuff from the doctor, nurse, and dietician I've been seeing for the past month. Down by 6-8lbs so far. Come find me on the chat room sometime if you want to talk about it more.
Comment on No alcohol for me (2013-06-09 01:10:14)
Pay attention to how many carbohydrates you're eating. Read nutrition labels. try to put it between 120-200g/day. Not so few that you go into ketosis and feel shitty, despite what the ketards say. There are some low-carb, high-fiber tortillas you can get at the store that are pretty good. Get some ham or turkey, light/fat-free cream cheese, and a little good brown mustard and roll that shit up. Protein, fiber, a little fat and very few carbs. Don't eat six at a time. Cook more. Got a gas grill? Even a portable camping grill with a small gas tank is great. Charcoal is fun and all but takes too long - with a gas grill you can fire it up and have dinner on within minutes instead of hours. Chicken breasts, stabbed with a fork and marinated overnight in italian dressing in the fridge. Chicken thighs are a little fattier too but also good. Pork chops, too. Don't eat six at once. Add some grillable vegetables: asparagus, squash, zucchini, peppers, whatever. Get some olive oil, pepper and salt(or garlic salt) on them. It won't take you but half an hour or so to cook it all, and it'll actually taste good. Wholesome. Mind the vegetables you pick a little bit: grilled corn has a lot of carbohydrate in it, around 15-20g an ear. Also, stop drinking sugary soda if you haven't already. Period. Stop. Switch to diet and fucking deal with it.
Comment on Head cheese (2013-06-03 04:35:00)
Your reasons are probably stupid. It's actually shockingly tasty.
Comment on Ass, Nice (2013-04-21 23:51:32)
Why is this not NSFW/NeSFW.
Comment on infinity gas milage (2013-02-27 17:12:40)
If you actually read the article, they discuss that.
Comment on infinity gas milage (2013-02-27 03:21:46)
http://physics.ucsd.edu/do-the-math/2011/11/mpg-of-a-human/ according to this, if we ate the equivalent of 1 gallon of gas worth of calories in the form of pure lard, we'd get about 1300mpg city/720mpg long distance. If it's an equivalent of "average food" then it's about 290mpg/160mpg.
Comment on electrical heart monitor (2013-02-13 05:39:15)
what the fuck kind of bullshit rhythm is this? allow me to answer that: it's a bullshit one. those goddamn random wiggly lines on a heart monitor aren't just some goddamn random wiggly lines, as it turns out.
Comment on black dress (2013-01-07 16:59:04)
this "nesfw/nsfw" shit is shit. this site is a minefield of miscategorization. just don't browse this site from work.
Comment on how fucked are you (2012-12-18 20:11:51)
The... entire Red Team? Or just... Pyro. Coming to give me bubble hugs and lollipop kisses.
Comment on long nice dress (2012-12-12 06:27:10)
Really? With those shoes?
Comment on Plump (2012-12-05 03:03:05)
so much for that "sort of nsfw" tag working.
Comment on fat x-ray (2012-09-13 21:28:22)
I wonder what's wrong with both of these people that they needed x-rays? The left one I see what looks to be something horribly wrong with the bowels, abdominal distension and what looks to be some sort of swelling or impaction. maybe a medical device implanted by the (anatomical) right clavicle. The fat person maybe has lung problems? the bowels are funky too, but I can't pinpoint what's going on. reading x-rays is freaking hard.
Comment on Zombie Apocalypse Game! (2012-04-02 02:59:02)
Okay. Overall theme: (The Storm, Part 2) This Is The Hour - Halo 3 soundtrack (wow.) First Kill: Atomic Garden - Bad Religion (hah) Chased by the Horde: Jesus Doesn't Want Me For a Sunbeam - Nirvana Unplugged (uh) Killing The Loved One: Cello Suite #1 In G - Bach (surreal slow-mo murder action) New Love Interest: California Dreaming - Mamas and the Papas (I'd hit it) Final Stand: Dust Devil - Butthole Surfers (rock) Almost Made It: Stain - Nirvana (more rock) Didn't Really Make It: Will You Remember Me - Pine Box Boys (!!)
Comment on railes for kalashnikov (2012-03-25 06:30:04)
it is somewhat ironical that the AK-47's new successor, the AK-12, actually has picatinny rails for mounting of capitalist pig accessories.