Illustrious (1411) 9 SFW Posts | 21 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed I'm an IT and I work for a small wireless ISP in Iowa. I'm 29, but go ahead and tell me I'm 12 and I live in my parents basement, Internet tough-guys ;) Registered 2007-10-19 02:59:40 Comment Karma: -1 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on Jessica Simpson's Short Dress (2008-06-09 02:12:03)
Stupid, bad performance...I don't care! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! :-P
Comment on Close Call (2008-05-21 10:39:26)
I came here to say what penguin said. That'd make you poop a little.
Comment on kristen kreuk upskirt in a field (2008-05-16 09:10:27)
OM NOM NOM NOM!
Comment on Johnny Depp with puppy (2008-05-06 12:39:53)
21 Jump Street! /damn I'm old... //Off mah lawn!
Comment on 404 - Porn Not Found (2008-04-25 09:17:19)
I wish I could put this on some of the computers I have to work on for customers. Have to disinfect button before I touch their comps.
Comment on Fake Windows (2007-12-10 04:21:05)
That'd be great for cubical workers. It would be perfect, as a matter of fact, if it was powered via USB.
Comment on Golden Frog (2007-12-07 20:06:41)
Don't you just hate it when you use up all your bandwidth on ImageShack®!
Comment on I can has cool xmas ads (2007-12-07 14:17:58)
Heh. I just ordered a bunch of x-mas presents from there. I'm thinking of keeping the Aeropress coffee maker (after i test it). Yay ThinkGeek!
Comment on Humping Dog - USB (2007-11-16 11:33:44)
You can actually buy these at www.thinkgeek.com
Comment on Crazy Baby (2007-11-04 20:50:37)
I can has chikun?
Comment on Pistol + Michael Fox = Gatlin Gun (2007-10-30 23:18:45)
Meh...how about "MC Hammer - MC + Michael J Fox = Jackhammer"?
Comment on Companion Cube Wallpaper (2007-10-27 14:01:28)
The cake is a lie!
Comment on Darwin (2007-10-25 15:07:05)
Just go out and rent "Idiocracy". And thanks reboot, I guess I'm just used to being on Fark (where nothing is obscure).
Comment on Female Driver (2007-10-24 22:07:12)
{bs} I'm a Photoshop™ expert and I can tell by the pixels that the flipped SUV was added to the background. {/bs}
Comment on Darwin (2007-10-24 19:28:12)
It's a shame that advances in modern medicine are sparing people that otherwise would contribute to his theory. "Welcome to Butt:Fuckers!","Would you like to try some EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?" Idiocracy is scary