GimpyChinaman (11759) 16 SFW Posts | 33 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed I walk with a limp. I was made in China. Ergo... Registered 2009-05-14 20:01:00 Comment Karma: 33 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on Box Truck (2016-08-29 09:12:20)
Asian drivers.
Comment on Elizabeth Holmes on backup plans (2016-07-16 21:38:23)
In case you don;t get why this is funny: https://ww2.kqed.org/futureofyou/2016/07/14/the-rise-and-fall-of-theranos-a-cartoon-history/
Comment on languages (2016-04-02 08:28:05)
Mandarin and Cantonese &c. are considerably more similar to each other than Hindi and Telegu &c, so yeah, "Chinese" is a language but "Indian" isn't. For example, something written in "Chinese" by a native Wu speaker is still easily readable by a native Min Zhong speaker; the characters and syntax are pretty much the same (yeah, traditional v.s. simplified written Chinese are different, but that is not regional, it is more a matter of era/politics). On the other hand, Hindi/Urdu and Tamil use different alphabets with different rules of syntax; a native speaker of one would not necessarily be able to parse the written word of the other. Total side note, easier to read version of this image here: https://www.scmp.com/sites/default/files/2015/11/25/languageshqscmp.png
Comment on 48 Things Women Hear In A Lifetime (That Men Just Don't) (2015-12-17 09:56:54)
48 Things Women Say to Other Women to Take them Down a Notch
Comment on We Don't Actually Want To Repeal The 2nd Amendment, Guys (2015-08-17 08:53:44)
The problem with this argument is the sheer number of activists and politicians who are, in fact, calling for a ban of private gun ownership and/or a severe limitation on the type of guns people can own. Nobody big, just nobodies like Michael Bloomberg (who felt entitled to offer his counsel to CO Gov. Hickenlooper on a poorly-thought-out magazine ban that led to the loss of hundreds of jobs here in CO, not that I'm bitter or anything). By-the-by, anyone know anyone looking to hire a fabricator in the north-eastern-slope Colorado area?
Comment on Kicked out for devil worship (2015-08-13 08:48:04)
Damnit, too many apostrophes.
Comment on Kicked out for devil worship (2015-08-13 08:47:32)
The answer to Austin's question, and the reason the parent's can't take Animus' advice is that the school appears to be in Kenya (from the return address in the header).
Comment on McKayla's Question & Answer: Part One | McKayla Maroney (2015-04-27 11:52:18)
Wait... does she show them?
Comment on McKayla's Question & Answer: Part One | McKayla Maroney (2015-04-27 09:48:58)
Before I waste any more time trying to watch this, spoil it for me - is there some kind of punchline coming?
Comment on Banned in most country (2015-02-01 21:44:29)
C'mon, round-eyes, we don't call it "Oriental Killer Gouge" here, just "Killer Gouge."
Comment on Pillow Strategy (2014-10-15 10:18:29)
deflector pillow = you're doing it right (by making her sleep in the wet spot...)
Comment on Gender Selector (2013-12-31 14:24:51)
What do they mean "Choose One"? So close-minded, trying to force us to conform to their old-fashioned idea that a person can only have a single gender at a time (and from their idiotically limited bible-approved list of only 32 options).
Comment on volcanic fruit (2012-06-10 13:52:57)
Papaya. Not spicy, but plenty tasty.
Comment on pistol and bullets (2011-07-18 22:31:49)
Gotta respectfully disagree, friend. You wouldn't want to use a round like the 5.7x28mm against zombies, it's an anti-body-armor round (small diameter, high velocity). It'll put tiny holes straight through your target. Fantastic against living, breathing people who feel pain and suffer organ trauma from hydrostatic shock; not so fantastic against the walking dead who feel no pain and may not even have organs to traumatize. That said, this is top-of-my-list in the event of a totalitarian government takeover, or invasion by an advanced (and body-armored) alien species.
Comment on revolver (2011-06-21 03:14:57)
One of these rounds... is not like the others...