Y'know these studios would make alot more money if they'd just ask their fans how to make a good super hero movie. Studio:Hey guys do you want cheesy romance mixed in with your over the top acrobatic/heroic stunts? Fans:Uh no,not since superman 2 have we wanted that. Studios:Oh!Sorry, of course of course.(fires a random producer.)How about we redo every costume with lots of skin tight black leather nipples and jock straps? Fans:Uh no...how bout we just keep it simple stupid.Save the money for the special effects. Studios:Of course of course brilliant.How about we repeat the tagline from the trailers about 10 times in every movie? Fans:No, how about the hero has to make some tough choices and sacrifices, you know like real people make.hell just rip the dialogue from the comics,saving you money and time. Studios:Holy shit this is brilliant it's like if we just do the exact opposite of what we think makes a good movie it will be a guaranteed success.One more question,do you think Nicholas Cage should be allowed to make movies ever again?
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- Comment on Stark Is A Dick (2007-11-25 02:25:18)
Y'know these studios would make alot more money if they'd just ask their fans how to make a good super hero movie. Studio:Hey guys do you want cheesy romance mixed in with your over the top acrobatic/heroic stunts? Fans:Uh no,not since superman 2 have we wanted that. Studios:Oh!Sorry, of course of course.(fires a random producer.)How about we redo every costume with lots of skin tight black leather nipples and jock straps? Fans:Uh no...how bout we just keep it simple stupid.Save the money for the special effects. Studios:Of course of course brilliant.How about we repeat the tagline from the trailers about 10 times in every movie? Fans:No, how about the hero has to make some tough choices and sacrifices, you know like real people make.hell just rip the dialogue from the comics,saving you money and time. Studios:Holy shit this is brilliant it's like if we just do the exact opposite of what we think makes a good movie it will be a guaranteed success.One more question,do you think Nicholas Cage should be allowed to make movies ever again? - Comment on Serenity - Those Left Behind (2007-11-25 02:08:38)
I was one of the newfags that was butthurt over this show that ended(unfairly) at least 100 years ago.But honestly I got over it, and have moved on.And so should you. As for the comic it wasn't a bad read, and is actually an acceptable way for the show to live on. But they need to cut that ultra-realistic look and go more comicy. - Comment on River Tam Finds A Stick (2007-11-25 02:03:26)
I wish I had the full version of this picture so i could photoshop un nigras right behind her givin her his 'stick'. River Tam:Sexiest handicapped girl alive. - Comment on Gun Teething (2007-11-25 02:00:33)
You are running low on internets. - Comment on Blue Tip Ammo (2007-11-24 21:08:55)
It's blue to match your urban camo. And you wear urban camo to hide YOUR SHAME. - Comment on Ellen Page (2007-11-23 19:06:46)
WANT TO RAPE IT!! - Comment on Mega Cruise Ship (2007-11-23 00:37:11)
Perspective.Let me show you it! - Comment on Pillow Girlfriend At Dinner Time (2007-11-22 17:29:39)
that's alot of food...for an azn. - Comment on Drug Cat (2007-11-22 11:59:27)
You gonna get raped. - Comment on Minesweeper Epic Fail (2007-11-22 02:55:42)
Fuck you I'm keeping my Lulz. - Comment on Zombies ate my neighbors (2007-11-22 02:52:05)
Good!FUCK THEM! - Comment on This Is Not Videogames (2007-11-20 18:01:08)
THIS IS SPARTA!!! also would have been acceptable too. - Comment on This Is Not Videogames (2007-11-20 18:00:06)
HEY GODAMNIT! Thanks to the WII this bitch wont be another sycophantic-codependant-manhating-fat chick. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR BATTLEFIELDCASTLEWOLFENSTEINHALORESISTANCEFALLOFMAN(best most original game ever)DUKENUKEMLOLZCIVILIZATIONIVWARHAMMER40KKKAMERIKKKANHOTROD! on PlaystationFAIL. P.S. Dont let ginger kids play the WII.You don't want get their hopes up or empower them in any way shape or form. Redheads:Marry a nigra, nobody wants your genes in the gene pool. - Comment on 56K (2007-11-20 17:49:33)
lol!The war's over grandpa! - Comment on Atheism (2007-11-20 17:30:26)
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