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Comment on PICK ONE (2020-12-12 18:49:04)
Plot twist: The one on the left has the brain of a fish and will probably try to bite your dick off should you attempt to engage in fellatio. The one on the right has a human brain and is a wonderful conversationalist and nymphomaniac. Who do you pick now?
Comment on Trump demands names of the congressional Republicans who said they recognize Biden as winner (2020-12-08 13:58:08)
Dude, relax. He's just a resentful little toddler, and he wants the names so he can piss and moan about specific people and maybe grift some more money out of the rubes by doing so. His forays into fascism were weaksauce at best and his role model is more P.T. Barnum than Adolph Hitler. Don't worry though. Give it an election cycle or two and the next Trump will be much more effective and the fascism part will be on steroids.
Comment on EXCULPATORY (2020-12-05 16:13:44)
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Comment on EXCULPATORY (2020-12-05 09:09:04)
they tried that already and finally figured out I'm a leftie. If it's any consolation though, if there is one thing that brings out the seething contempt in a centrist MORE than someone who is alt-right or a Trumptard, it's someone who is actually left of centre.
Comment on EXCULPATORY (2020-12-04 16:57:30)
Nope, pretty much seems to be saying "We don't need to approve a larger relief package, or even one that cuts a cheque to those in desperate need because we have a new president now" no matter how many times I read it. But good for you rushing forward to defend these monsters. Every. Fucking. Time. Like clockwork. God grant me the passion to love and fiercely defend what's right and good in the world as powerfully as you love and fiercely defend the cynical amoral fucks that the Democratic party vomits up for us.
Comment on EXCULPATORY (2020-12-04 14:15:00)
People are hungry, are being evicted, are losing their jobs... and meanwhile Pelosi is saying "we won the election so fuck all y'all". She doesn't give a fuck about any of you. She wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. I mean, I expect it from Trump and co. but this is supposed to be the party that gives a fuck. All the empathy of a fucking snake. Same moral compass too.
Comment on CHUCK NORRIS (2020-12-04 14:06:41)
So he just pisses his pants does he? ..yeah, that scans, actually.
Comment on MCCAIN (2020-12-03 20:25:02)
John McCain was a piece of shit. McCain never met a foreign interventionist war he didn't love. He was misogynistic fuck who called his wife a "cunt" and voted to defund planned parenthood. McCain is perhaps singlehandedly the biggest contributor to paving the ground for a Trump presidency with his selection of vapid-but-dangerous dipshit Sarah Palin as his running mate. But hey, he was chummy with the press and a nice guy in person, so I guess it's all just gravy. By all means go downvote me Stormy, for daring to criticize the motherfucker who thought bombing Iran was the funniest possible thing because dead children is the height of hilarity.
Comment on HEY AMERICA (2020-12-02 15:39:09)
Hey America, remember when Hillary lost the most winnable election in history against the world's dumbest and most corrupt idiot?
Comment on ANTIFA (2020-11-30 22:50:08)
No, I'm pretty sure he means the assholes who show up at these rallies and start fights. You know, the proud boys and the like. Plus the grifting motherfuckers like Andy Ngo who pretend to be journalists but do all they can to dox counterprotesters on behalf of the Nazi fucks.
Comment on VOTE (2020-11-30 22:47:03)
Sorry, thought it was rather obvious that I meant "transparent" in the sense that they are countable in a a straightforward manner and harder to tamper with given simple protocols for handling them. Not "transparent" in the sense that any given vote can be traced to an individual voter. Who the fuck would advocate for that?
Comment on HE DIDN’T (2020-11-30 22:43:12)
I wonder where this 79% figure comes from. I suspect the actual number was way higher, with the only thing saving Biden's (and America's) ass was a higher voter turnout overall with new voters swinging ovewhelmingly for the Dems. In other words, all that courting of Centre-right dipshits and slavering over fuckheads like Kasich and criminal assholes like the Lincoln Project did fuck all to help him win and hurt him in a lot of states.
Comment on Folklore The Long Pond Studio Sessions (2020-11-29 19:32:01)
Faux modesty polled REAL well with white suburban millennials.
Comment on VOTE (2020-11-29 19:30:09)
Any system of voting should be transparent to those who vote. If it's too complicated for the average voter to understand, then it's NOT transparent, and open to all sorts of abuse and fuckery. So far the only system that fits the bill is paper ballots. By all means, have machines count em (as long as hand recounts are still an option if the results are contested), but paper ballots are the only thing that is guaranteed fuckery-proof.
Comment on what idiot plumber installed this toilet (2020-11-27 23:31:54)
Shirley, you mean "what idiot carpenter installed this door", no?