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Comment on hostage situation like boss (2012-05-18 19:54:51)
And, my friends, that's why you should never be so close while training a firearm on them. Even if he isn't highly trained and can't get it away from you, he might knock it out of your hand and/or get you into a wrestling match over it. Worse yet, what if you were just presenting it with no intention of actually shooting him (i'm looking at you LEOs that seem to look for any excuse to pull your sidearm)? Now you have someone, with your weapon, who might actually intend to use it. Also note that the trainer quickly creates some distance after gaining possession of the weapon. That's because he already knows about the things I've been saying. @sentinel: He didnt rack it. I'd assume there's still a bullet in the chamber.
Comment on be like han (2012-02-24 15:00:57)
We already know Han shoots first.
Comment on condom testing (2012-02-16 19:58:19)
And she looks completely unimpressed.
Comment on Regardez-moi dans les yeux... J'ai dit dans les yeux. (2010-11-02 20:17:03)
You have eyes? Oh, up there... sorry I was looking at your tits...
Comment on No unconcealable weapons allowed (2010-06-20 16:02:40)
These signs always make me laugh. Do these people actually think it will keep someone from robbing the store? Really? Do they think it's going to go like this? 1) Asshat Punk plans on robbing store and killing the clerk to eliminate witnesses. 2) Sees sign and thinks "Well, I was going to rob the place but they have a sign" 3) Goes home, finds religion, settles down, gets a job, has a family, gets elected to congress? More like... 1) Asshat Punk plans on robbing store and killing the clerk to eliminate witnesses. 2) Sees sign and laughs. 3) Robs store, kills clerk and uses the lousy $87.43 in the register to buy a rock and a BJ from a tranny hooker.
Comment on evolution of man vs woman's morning (2010-01-03 08:37:37)
@inkbot She's massaging her wrist since she has carpal-tunnel after masturbating every morning and not washing her hands. I don't mind, but, I smell my fingers alot.... (http://www.ubersite.com/m/18608, 5th one down.)
Comment on BANG! (2009-04-18 07:24:15)
@LlamaFrog: @sylvanish: A basic defensive handgun class will cover basic marksmanship along with a review of self-defense law and the legality of carrying/having to shoot. A good class will cover some basics on combat movement, the difference between cover and concealment, etc... and run exercises like Tueller drills and some IPSEC/IPSC scenarios.
Comment on Well protected. (2009-04-11 11:07:16)
@SumoSnipe: Yes, Ruger 10/22 (Model 10/22/RB-PH to be exact) http://www.ruger.com/Firearms/FAProdView?model=1200&return=Y
Comment on Well protected. (2009-04-11 08:54:03)
@dusktime: Maybe your father shouldn't have had his thumb on the trigger?
Comment on Office pranks (2009-03-27 22:18:13)
No, what you need to do is get the output of a good crosscut shredder and 1500 Dixie cups. Put a little bit of the (really fine) shredded paper under each Dixie cup and line up the cups on every horizontal surface you can find. Then (for good measure) saran wrap up the door and take about 500 blown up balloons (with just a pinch of glitter in each) and fill the cube all the way up. It took the last guy we did this to 2 hours to clean his cube and you never quite get rid of the glitter.
Comment on Priceless (2008-12-16 18:26:31)
@LordPartyTime That seemed like a completely random hateful comment. Too much sand in your vagina today?
Comment on Stealth Bomber Cut Away (2008-12-13 11:53:30)
Did you notice that the tag for the ordnance was edited out? There's a line pointing at the payload but no text.
Comment on Purple Authority (2008-11-16 09:28:06)
At the risk of drawing the ire of the basement dwelling, uber gun nomenclature Nazis.... That looks like it might be an "AR-22" after market stock for a Ruger 10/22 http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/RGR800-1.html
Comment on c-130 night light (2008-11-11 21:02:56)
Ummm.... not C-130. maybe C-5?
Comment on Extreme Home Protection (2008-06-22 16:42:53)
@m92.. Well, aren't you a fucktard... I'll accept the 14.5" barrel comment as Iwas only ever issued full 16s and only got to fire a 203 in basic because I had an IQ high enough to have an MOS other than 11B. But if you bother to carefully read my comment, I did peg it as an AR-15A3. Retard.