DemolitionsGeek (984) 4 SFW Posts | 313 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Every girl I've ever dated was a whore. Except for one, but she was a bitch. I have MySpace! Registered 2007-08-12 16:06:20 Comment Karma: 19 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on Baby Orangutan (2008-03-10 06:17:56)
Apes can't speak english. So they can't say no. Which means it's actually never raep tiem. :D
Comment on Oh Hai! (2008-03-09 15:15:46)
It's a shoop. I can tell by some of the pixels and because I've seen quite a few shoops in my time.
Comment on Baby Orangutan (2008-03-09 07:30:24)
You can almost see the humanity in it.
Comment on concept bike (2008-03-09 07:29:16)
3rd dumbest God-damned thing I have ever seen.
Comment on Firefly - Objects In Space (2008-03-08 15:34:41)
It's not from any film. Its from the final episode of the series Firefly, titled "Objects in Space." Short story is, mercenary gets on the ship lookin for River and Simon, threatens Kaylee with rape, beats Book up as if he were a soldier, has long-winded speeches about exsistentialism, River melds with the ship, and fires bad guy into space. The series ended with him floating through space, saying something along the lines of "Well, here I am."
Comment on Firefly - Objects In Space (2008-03-08 09:44:06)
"Things don't always mean what you think they do." She's looking at a gun in this frame, but in her crazy lil' fucked-up mind, it's just as harmless as a stick while it's lying there. She picks it up, and only when it's in someone else's hands does she realize it's an instrument of dangermurder.
Comment on you shut your whore mouth when men are talking (2008-03-08 09:40:47)
HA-HA Bitches.
Comment on Is your child a tagger? (2008-03-07 01:14:07)
Taggers = Artists who suck, utterly and completely, at making art of any kind. Like how Yoko Ono is to music. Or the US Air Force is to anything. ..go Navy.
Comment on Barrack Obama - Look at this fucking candidate (2008-03-07 01:09:38)
"..or get everyone laid, shit yeah!" I was already planning on voting for Obama. Now this shit has been sealed. Written in stone, shall it be, he won our votes due to a shoop ad! Seriously. Badass motherfucker this man is.
Comment on Barrel Magazine (2008-03-04 19:26:55)
INB4 ".22 can't kill zombies." .22 rimfire rounds have enough energy to pierce the skull, but not enough to blow out the other side. It instead hits the other side of the skull and bounces around inside like a golf ball throw hard in a raquetball court, effectively destroying the brain.
Comment on Barrel Magazine (2008-03-04 19:18:36)
I kinda quit reading after the zombie post. If there were a zombie apocalypse [one of my personal life dreams] I would just grab a .22 longrifle. .22 rimfire rounds are extremely light, and with a scope and a properly-fortified high school I can spend years defending myself without ever having to leave. I was actually talking about it earlier today. I choose a longrifle because of lightweight ammo, in case I ever do have to move I can carry so much more than any other kind of round. I choose a high school because it's such an easily-defensible building. It comes complete with locking iron gates, shatter-proof wired glass, hundreds of rooms, many hallways and doors, and even a cafeteria stocked with non-perishables! It's all in my book.
Comment on Barrel Magazine (2008-03-04 08:17:40)
The fuck? Wh....Why? When has there ever been a combat situation that called for the use of a pistol with a drum magazine? I know that there are firearm/shooting fanatics but jeez. I imagine this guy finishes emptying his mag, then goes and hangs out with the teenager behind the range's cash register talkin' guns. Then goes home to beat off the Guns and Ammo.
Comment on Homeless Man And His Dog (2008-03-04 03:39:16)
Ya know, from the episode back before ~* "War is The H-word"
Comment on Homeless Man And His Dog (2008-03-04 03:38:20)
I'm Navy, so really my whole theory for homeless people is "Wanna stop being homeless? ENLIST!" Then I show them that "Military Employee of the Month" picture of a flag-covered casket from Futurama. Ya know, back before showing that picture was considered treason lol.
Comment on What atheists cry out during sex (2008-03-04 03:33:04)
I don't. Mostly I scream FREUD WAS RIGHT! FREUD WAS RIGHT!! Then i cry for 20 minutes, and go to work.