DemolitionsGeek (984) 4 SFW Posts | 313 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Every girl I've ever dated was a whore. Except for one, but she was a bitch. I have MySpace! Registered 2007-08-12 16:06:20 Comment Karma: 19 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on helicopters - they can not actually fly, they just so ugly the earth repels them (2008-06-26 20:57:00)
Nobody else thought this was funny, either?
Comment on hail santa (2008-06-25 17:04:18)
ALWAYS misread as "Fail Santa!"
Comment on jungle pool (2008-06-25 10:15:19)
Oh man, that keeps cracking me up. Goddamn tourists.
Comment on jungle pool (2008-06-25 10:14:24)
LOOK, TANYA. MINORITY MONKEY CHILDREN HERE IN THIS BACKWATER 3RD WORLD COUNTRY. AREN'T THEY CUTE? HEY KIDS STOP FUCKING AROUND. GET IN THE TRUCK BEFORE YOU GET MALARIA. WE'RE GOING TO THE MCDONALD'S DRIVE THROUGH AT THE EDGE OF THE JUNGLE AND THEN BACK TO THE MARRIOTT!
Comment on iron man mark 1 2 3 (2008-06-24 20:30:25)
SARGE JOHNSON, YOU BLACK SON OF A BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU EVER DIE! [fires at sarge over and over]
Comment on whale tail (2008-06-24 15:42:59)
I think thongs are stupid. Girls + Boyshorts, now that's some hotness. mm.
Comment on Sarcasma - Sarcasm Relief Capsules (2008-06-24 15:39:10)
The things I noticed are, the doctor's name is "feelin' good" and one patient is Mike K. which is almost assuredly short for Mike Kawk.
Comment on bearded military man (2008-06-23 14:52:51)
I would have just said his mission required him to stay in and around Naray, Afghanistan and that entailed growing a beard, embedding himself with the locals, winning hearts and minds and using them for information on insurgent movements, activities, and caches in the areas. After 8 months of living with the locals he had enough intel to formulate a strike and captured the men above. Or, he just ate kevlar.
Comment on concept car (2008-06-23 14:48:59)
Canadians just get ass raped.
Comment on t-rex sex (2008-06-23 14:46:50)
How come every time I see a picture of a T-rex, it's mouth is open? Just food for thought; never seen a closed-maw t-rex picture.
Comment on Extreme Home Protection (2008-06-22 22:36:44)
LOOK AT MY COCK IT'S BIGGER THAN YOUR COCK BECAUSE I KNOW MORE ABOUT GUNS, COCK.
Comment on American Merc In Action (2008-06-22 16:15:34)
Haha gor's right, I meant PJ's. Freudian slip on my part, I was worried about all the PT i have to do all next week. Ever notice how you hate working out while you're headed to the gym, love working out while you're doing it, and then miss working out so much you want to go back for more when you're done? As for glasses, yeah you can wear glasses in SF. Your visions has to be CORRECTABLE to 20/20, not corrected to. SEALs wear contacts most of the time if they don't opt for Lasik and Army SPECDEV get those cool ballistic frames that are shatter-proof and bullet-resistant.
Comment on Extreme Home Protection (2008-06-22 16:09:48)
YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS. Real men get the .223 for zombie invasions because the ballistics of that lighter round will make is go through the skull but not out the other side, bouncing around like a golfball in a raquetball court scrambling the brains. GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS. [/sarcasm]
Comment on American Merc In Action (2008-06-22 02:13:56)
Dear Lord, this is the 2nd time; They're American Army Special Forces. 'OH NUH UH, DEMOGEEK. CUZ ARMIE DOODZ NO HAV BEARDZ!' SPECIAL Forces, trained in unconventional warfare, such as the Green Berets, SEALs, and AF-PTs sometimes stay embedded in areas for months and have to blend in while not killin' people, so they grow beardz. JFGI.
Comment on Leslie Nielson in Forbidden Planet (2008-06-21 15:31:01)
That looks amazingly like my Retro-Future Mal Reynolds dreams. I mean. Not-dreams. Cuz I don't dream about Captain Mal..