DemolitionsGeek (984) 4 SFW Posts | 313 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Every girl I've ever dated was a whore. Except for one, but she was a bitch. I have MySpace! Registered 2007-08-12 16:06:20 Comment Karma: 19 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on Doggy hair Pull (2008-03-12 22:10:10)
You're allowed to say bitch. And fuck, and cunt, and etc. Like this: I'd throw that puppy off a cliff and fuck that bitch in the cunt! Though now I feel bad for saying cunt. I don't know why.
Comment on World History with the Pope (2008-03-12 22:04:32)
Look at you, resorting to hollow name-calling as soon as your faith is challenged. Get over yourself, stfu, and laugh about it every now and again. inb4 "Demo is Athiest fgt haarglblarg" I'm baptised Southern Baptist [aka, "Mormons at the door, TANYA GET THE SQUIRREL GUN!"] and also I'm becoming a scientist. You pray to your God, I'll do whatever I want, and we can all laugh about it later if you aren't too much of an asshole then.
Comment on High Speed Aircraft Maneuvers (2008-03-11 20:36:51)
Also, and addendum: The only time in the Navy that you are truly "ordered around" is bootcamp. After that it's smooth sailing, figuratively and literally.
Comment on High Speed Aircraft Maneuvers (2008-03-11 20:31:04)
From what I've gathered, you pretty much salute the Flag, then salute people of higher rank, return salute to people of lower rank then go to your job. Bullshit around til brass comes and tells you to do something. Waste no time doing said activity til it's done perfect. Bullshit around more. My brother's Army, and he gets ordered around nonstop. Navy is much more laid back, but still extremely professional. Airforce is just lazy. Coast Guard is just beer and chips, with unrealistic expectations for joining.
Comment on Aircraft Carrier Restock (2008-03-11 20:21:17)
Navy time is guaranteed to be 60% at sea/ 40% at home. But you know Military Guarantees.. Anyway, it's a sweet life compared to Army life. My brother was in Afghanistan for 15 months and came back crazy, while I get ot be at sea for 6-7 months with a warm bed and three hots a day, AND get to see different countries without people trying to murder me to death. AND AN ARCADE! ON THE SHIP! It marvels me to this day. Freaking zero-g pinball.
Comment on High Speed Aircraft Maneuvers (2008-03-11 09:23:24)
As sappy as it sounds, I'm a patriot. I am willing to fight for the Freedoms every American loves but won't get off their couches for. Also, the lure of free world travel, job security, military education, pay and benefits and etc doesn't hurt at all. AND for the stories I can keep til I have a lap full of empty-headed grandkids. It's all here in my MySpace lol.
Comment on Lunch Break (2008-03-11 05:40:03)
My asshole puckered.
Comment on High Speed Aircraft Maneuvers (2008-03-10 18:53:17)
AND AN ARCADE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO PLAY PINBALL WITH THE SHIP RISING AND FALLING 50 FEET EACH WAY FROM OCEAN SWELLS? It's awesome though. You can go into the ladder wells, let go of the ladder when the ship drops from a swell and fly up four decks. Reverse for when the ship rises on a swell.
Comment on High Speed Aircraft Maneuvers (2008-03-10 18:50:49)
I'm joining the Navy here soon, and being the 3rd Gen Progeny of a Navy Family I can tell you that 1. It's a high speed tight turn, like a ship's bootleg or "J" turn. If it had a handbreak, the Quartermaster would be pulling it to perform this. 2) Nothing is taking off or landing on that thing anytime soon and C. I went onboard the Reagan a few years back. It is literally a floating city, with a fully-functioning hospital, water treament plant, recycling center, gigant-o-normous home theatre system on every deck, and enough room and board for just over 3000 people. And a kitchen big enough to feed them all.
Comment on Cortana Has An index (2008-03-10 18:41:39)
[obligatory dick joke] :D
Comment on How to refute creationists with only a bucket of feces (2008-03-10 18:40:09)
I second Zephran. I will not be reading Saint Gasoline, because it's creator did not create it as much as totally steal and destroy the creative styling of Explosm.net's "Cyanide and Happiness" strip.
Comment on Alicia Witt - Black Dress (2008-03-10 18:35:13)
I WOULD DRAG MY DICK THROUGH A MILE OF BROKEN GLASS
Comment on Lotr - Sexy Ranger (2008-03-10 18:31:55)
[picture of what can only be described as "screaming vagina"] AND MY AXE. [picture of platinum blonde woman] AND MY BOW.
Comment on Red Card (2008-03-10 18:30:10)
Football is the most physically demanding sport known to man. Yet it still blows. I prefer american football, which shall henceforth be known as "Downball." Because the objective is to score downs. First downs, touch downs. You rarely play with any kind of feet, and even the measuring is in yards. Let us start a petition! Renaming American Football "Downball!"
Comment on High Speed Aircraft Maneuvers (2008-03-10 06:19:20)
MULTI-WAVE DRIFT?!?! [epic close up on eyes, all focused and tense!]