DemolitionsGeek (984) 4 SFW Posts | 313 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Every girl I've ever dated was a whore. Except for one, but she was a bitch. I have MySpace! Registered 2007-08-12 16:06:20 Comment Karma: 19 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on What Christians Actually Believe (2008-03-18 11:47:36)
@AlecDalek; WEAPONS OF MASS EXODUS! [writes that one down for use in casual conversation later, where he will claim he developed it on his own]
Comment on Lemon Grenade (2008-03-17 11:54:19)
LEEEEEMOOOOOONKA If you've ever played BLACK, the Russian soldiers shout "Leeeeeeee-mon-ka!" whenever you huck a grenade at them. Appearantly they called hand grenades "lemons" in Russia because they're of similar size and both tend to leave a sour taste in your mouth.
Comment on Superman and the Chibi JLA (2008-03-16 08:34:00)
The punum! LOOK AT THE PUNUM!
Comment on peter parker's life since high school (2008-03-16 08:30:58)
@Sonictech; Symbiote, of course. Regular Peter Parker could never fuck a supermodel. Symbiote Peter Parker could hammerfuck three-four at a time. Yes. Hammerfuck. haaaaaaammmmmmerfuck.
Comment on Wheel Chair Racer (2008-03-16 08:26:30)
The perfect "pic unrelated" picture.
Comment on Superman and the Chibi JLA (2008-03-15 08:39:27)
Awwwwww look at the punum on lil' Batman's face!
Comment on World History with the Pope (2008-03-13 02:47:19)
[ba dum TSSHHH]
Comment on World History with the Pope (2008-03-13 02:45:55)
Catholicism is a religion. People can choose their religion, but having Faith is a different thing. I have Faith, and I am blah blah blah blah blah tl;dr Point is, 'Fuck off, Caio, you CATHOLIC turdfilth.' Yes, you're catholic now. Because you should ALWAYS. 100% OF THE TIME. TAKE WHAT PEOPLE SAY. ON THE INTERNET. AS FACT. Catholic Asshole.
Comment on Spider eating lizard (2008-03-13 02:39:35)
Well, fuck this spider. It probably has a health bar, and you can't just kill it either. No, once you get close enough, reality shatters and 16-bit music plays while you two take turns attacking. But this spider has two levels of White Mage in it so he auto-casts Cura every time he hits fucking 50% health. You'll have to Haste a few times and summon Ifriit when he hits 25% health and KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Comment on Spider eating lizard (2008-03-12 22:33:10)
It's not soo much suction-cup as it is 'pads with millions of tiny hairs that grip the microscopic holes in surfaces.' Thats why they feel all prickley when they climb on your skin.
Comment on World History with the Pope (2008-03-12 22:19:44)
Caiom one more time: It's DemolitionsGeek. No space between words. It's..it's literally RIGHT THERE [points at his screen] and it clearly says "DemolitionsGeek." I know, blind pointless rages give you +30 word per minute, typing, and +2 to your "Know Everything Skill" but it also drops your INT and CHA skills by -8 and -10 respectively. Also, your WIS stat seems negatively affected and thats a new one to me.
Comment on World History with the Pope (2008-03-12 22:15:04)
Tempus: I was gunna call Caio on his hyphen error there, and be all "PSSH WHY WE GOSSA BE ALL IGNORANT OF OUR ASSES?!" But I didn't to start an argument with our Internet Tough Guy here.
Comment on World History with the Pope (2008-03-12 22:13:51)
Caio: tldr Caio: Never said you were catholic. Caio: Shh.
Comment on Spider eating lizard (2008-03-12 22:12:43)
Drainin' his juices like a toddler with some go-gurt.
Comment on Doggy hair Pull (2008-03-12 22:11:02)
Now I know why! It was in a sentence where I actually said I would fuck a blonde chick. Blonde women are ew. Redheads ftw.