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Comment on Cake - I'm sorry I ran over your baby (2007-07-28 15:01:31)
what?!?!?!?!a baby was ran over? as an older brother of three, i dont find that concept very appealing. ...i give this 5 stars
Comment on New Orleans Elevation Map (2007-07-27 20:31:03)
i saw a video on hurricanes for science class a while backed. it was dated circa 1992ish, and this guy was like "New Orleans' levy system is outdated, and if a hurricane hits there is no reliable pump to remove water from the inside." everyone was all 'NO WAI!'
Comment on The Bible Motivation Poster (2007-07-23 21:24:45)
wait wait wait, are you telling me god has the power to flood the whole friggin world, but needs some old guy to build him a boat to ferry animals in? cant he just y'know, make all the animals fly for a bit, or just replace them after he's done?
Comment on Impossible Statue (2007-07-17 14:10:19)
will it take off?
Comment on Sandwich Porn - Montreal Smoked Meat! (2007-07-13 20:05:30)
ARISE CTHULHU!
Comment on Goatse Sighting (2007-07-11 21:40:57)
this is OMG on so many levels. that is the engineering and IT building at the university my dad teaches at. when was this taken?
Comment on Map of religious adherents in the United States (2007-07-11 11:55:39)
note the tiny little hole in the red that is Omaha, Nebraska. It's a little slice of heaven away from the right-wing nutjobs in the more rural areas.
Comment on World's Tallest Bridge (2007-07-09 13:07:06)
a long time ago, France conquered Britannia, but left a few Englishmen in charge. If it werent for whoever was in charge at the time, we wouldnt be speaking English English, German, nor even Ruskienese, but instead... FRENCH!
Comment on Sea Lamprey (2007-07-08 12:12:01)
The spice must flow!
Comment on Battletech Forest Wallpaper (2007-07-05 04:49:31)
i could accept that being mistaken for Robotech (though its way too huge), but MechWarrior? c'mon tiki! know your battlesuits! also, as any half-decent 'mech pilot knows, the reverse bent-leg design allows for medium and large clanner 'mechs to run circles around those InnerSphere assault 'mechs.
Comment on New Orleans Phone Books (2007-07-04 08:09:32)
lol, thats not the yellow pages, its the white pages that have mildewed after being throughly soaked.
Comment on Transformers - Bumblebee (2007-07-03 19:50:21)
you must not have seen the new movie yet. i shall let your ignorance slide this time.
Comment on New Orleans Phone Books (2007-07-03 19:46:16)
+1 LoL to you!
Comment on Imagine No Religion (2007-06-30 01:38:07)
competence required? doesnt seem like flying a plane into a building would be very hard...
Comment on Meat Cleaver (2007-06-29 02:38:38)
lay your head upon Hephaestus's anvil and let him crack it open. If you're lucky, an armor-clad hotty will emerge.