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Comment on ultimate peanut butter and jelly sandwich (2009-09-30 09:14:37)
brb forwarding to thisiswhyyourefat.com >_>;;
Comment on Miracle Laurie (2009-09-29 12:20:06)
I prefer "Sweater Kittens" :D But seriously, who?
Comment on twilight ruined comic con (2009-09-28 08:50:57)
lol... it did. How did a fan fic of a fanfic get center god damn stage? Fail Twitards, that's how.
Comment on Net Worth (2009-09-24 13:17:01)
Semantics debates aside, this image is fail and misleading hippie diatribe. "Homelesss people know what's up, cause they like,.. escaped the clutches of capitalism!" As has been said, my car, house and job provide me a "net" worth far more valuable than $2.73. Also, no credit cards, but I do have a student loan. >:[
Comment on official story vs fan fiction (2009-09-24 13:11:53)
People who cling to their Bibles remind me of club kids. You don't pay attention to the words, have no idea where the source was remixed from and think the one you know is the "original" or "better" version even though it's just a song that's been covered, translated and re-editted for different cultures for years. Same crap, different era.
Comment on Bey-Z (2009-09-23 15:43:17)
lol.. DiA I usually agree with you but damn. Beyonce is a spoiled whore too "good" for her hometown in Houston, TX whose daddy has been pimping her out for decades. 1/2 her songs are about getting no respect from men (regardless of the fact that she only wrote a small portion of them) she still sgreed to sing them. And the vast majority of the rest of her music is asking to be used and abused by the same men she's gonna cry about 2 songs later. Typical Beyonce Album: Oh Boy You So Fine Let's Get Nekkid OMG Where's My Engagement Ring?! That Two-Timing Ass Jay-Z... well he's not a douche liek Kanye, but he's not some "prim and proper" Uncle Tom like you think he is. Pretty sure songs like "44 Fours" and "Poppin Tags" are gang-related lyrics. And he has his fair share of "hoes" music and videos. A few of which feature that ho sitting next to him as the eyecandy of choice. Hell just youtube his name. lol. They aren't "evil" I don't "hate" rap. I just don't care about them. Most of the freestyle and R&B I enjoy, mocks people like them. People who sing about hard hard their life is/was out of one mouth and then do a follow up song about how rich and attractive to the opposite sex they've become. Meh. I like my music with lies and schizophrenia thanks.
Comment on The Twilight Cake (2009-09-22 12:27:33)
lol twifail... ice cream cake > marysue fanfic about neutered 'vampires'.
Comment on iamgreen Celphone Poster (2009-09-22 12:22:34)
Oh you silly meaningless statistics lovers... Bears as much meaning in the real world as saying "if you laid all the *insert food here* that *company* makes in a year it would reach *the moon / the sun / china* and back again *giant number* times!" yeah.. no one cares because it would never happen. Call me when you feel like actually stacking some tacos to Venus. I'll have my cell on.
Comment on Wonder Woman Megan Fox (2009-09-21 11:05:13)
Photoshop fail. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1083271/ Besides, Wonder Woman was an amazonian... casting the lopsided midget as her is about as ignorant as the casting for Elektra.
Comment on Anti-Venom (2009-09-21 08:40:32)
I think Spiderman needs to CREATE A NEW FUCKING VILLAIN instead of recycling the same crap 800x over. And try having him not related/connected to Peter Parker this time. Jesus. -_-
Comment on we are running out of time (2009-09-21 08:26:58)
Interesting graphic, fail in factuality. The earth is not hourglass shaped, i.e. melting ice does not flood the earth. lrn2liquiddisplacement. For a simple example: If all the ice in your drink melts, does it overflow? The only "danger" from Global Warming is the possible extinction of species which do not/cannot evolve and minor flooding along the coastlines from fallen glaciers causing tidal waves. It would NOT, however, flood the entire planet's land surface and destroy humanity. Also, earth will be fine. Always has been. Anyone who says they care about "the earth" is either full of shit or so egomaniacal that they think they have superpowers. The planet doesn't need your "saving". If you care about the survival of your own species at least be honest with yourself.
Comment on Vennbama (2009-09-15 11:20:42)
I recommend that any American flippantly labeling everything as "communist" and "socialist" spend a year in N. Korea or China living with and talking with those citizens. And if it's not in your budget to travel, chat it up with any old Russian immigrant who knows what a real czar is like. If you still think a little healthcare option (the same crap you've been paying for for decades, btw) is going to strip you of your freedoms, then you are a paranoid psychopath my friend. The truthers will welcome you to their inner sanctum now.
Comment on Surprising isn\'t it (2009-08-31 14:20:07)
""Most people use statistics the way a drunk uses a lamp post, more for support than enlightenment." more: http://www.onlinemathlearning.com/statistics-math-quotes.html I never put stock in statistics. They prove nothing.
Comment on Pepsi Hoff (2009-08-31 10:42:57)
So the message they want to convey is that Pepsi gives one explosive diarrhea? Or is it the Hoff's singing?
Comment on Obviously (2009-08-31 09:15:48)
I would have loled harder but the grammar nazi inside me cried at the typo.