Look, I like Nick Cage as an actor. I would say though, about 70% that he is in does suck. I liked The Rock, Gone in 6o seconds, Lord of War, National Treasure, and of course Rasing Arizona. Face Off, Moonstruck, and 8mm were ok, and Con-Air had its moments (mainly because of John Cuzack or John Malcovich), but those are the only things he's notable good at. Just look at Snake Eyes or The Whicker Man. HORRIBLE. Now Ghost Rider...where to start. This could have been the coolest movie EVER, but it sucked. First off, Nick Cage. Too old for the part, and not the best actor to play as a demon killer. Second, that asshole red-head Donal Logue ( from Grounded For Life - no need to be in the movie), next is Eva Mendes had no need to be as a love interest (plus I find it to be her worst gig since Too Fast Too Furious). Peter Fonda can play a mean Free Spirited Road Hog, but he is no Mephistopheles. Lastly, WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE ACTION. Ghost Rider rides his back up the side of building - thats cool. He defeats a demon in under 60 seconds of fighting by making a whirl wind with his chain - TOTALLY FUCKING LAME!! The best fight in the entire movie is the first one where he get smashed by a truck, but thats it. Each fight is no more than 3 minutes! The WORST is when you don't even get to see him kill the demon underwater. WHO THE FUCK BASES DEMONS OFF OF ELEMENTS, ANYWAYS. The Budhists, thats who, and they don't even believe in Lucifer and Mephistopheles. THERE NEEDED TO BE BLOOD AND GORE, BONES AND TORTURE! and you're given is some lame ass demon made from air. FUCK THIS MOVIE, I'm going to go watch Death Proof.
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- Comment on Ghost Rider (2008-02-21 19:41:15)
Look, I like Nick Cage as an actor. I would say though, about 70% that he is in does suck. I liked The Rock, Gone in 6o seconds, Lord of War, National Treasure, and of course Rasing Arizona. Face Off, Moonstruck, and 8mm were ok, and Con-Air had its moments (mainly because of John Cuzack or John Malcovich), but those are the only things he's notable good at. Just look at Snake Eyes or The Whicker Man. HORRIBLE. Now Ghost Rider...where to start. This could have been the coolest movie EVER, but it sucked. First off, Nick Cage. Too old for the part, and not the best actor to play as a demon killer. Second, that asshole red-head Donal Logue ( from Grounded For Life - no need to be in the movie), next is Eva Mendes had no need to be as a love interest (plus I find it to be her worst gig since Too Fast Too Furious). Peter Fonda can play a mean Free Spirited Road Hog, but he is no Mephistopheles. Lastly, WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE ACTION. Ghost Rider rides his back up the side of building - thats cool. He defeats a demon in under 60 seconds of fighting by making a whirl wind with his chain - TOTALLY FUCKING LAME!! The best fight in the entire movie is the first one where he get smashed by a truck, but thats it. Each fight is no more than 3 minutes! The WORST is when you don't even get to see him kill the demon underwater. WHO THE FUCK BASES DEMONS OFF OF ELEMENTS, ANYWAYS. The Budhists, thats who, and they don't even believe in Lucifer and Mephistopheles. THERE NEEDED TO BE BLOOD AND GORE, BONES AND TORTURE! and you're given is some lame ass demon made from air. FUCK THIS MOVIE, I'm going to go watch Death Proof. - Comment on Cool BIke!! (2008-02-21 03:01:50)
What happens when his shoe laces get untied? Probably happens often. - Comment on Iron Man Vs Green Lantern (2008-02-19 01:33:07)
I for one think this fight could never happen. Not because its Marvel vs. DC, but because THEY ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! - Comment on Already Met The Twins (2008-02-15 10:54:30)
I have met the twins indeed... - Comment on I select you. Naturally! (2008-02-14 02:10:13)
That is the best valentines card I have ever seen...besides the naked ones... - Comment on Coolness (2008-02-11 20:24:28)
I knew a kid like this in high school. Yeah, wound up being a total gaywad. Always dressing up for hot chicks only to be turned on by hot dicks. - Comment on Young Hillary (2008-02-11 00:08:15)
She looks evil, even from way back when. - Comment on EarthWorm Jim (2008-01-31 12:08:28)
He needs to be in Super Smash Bros. - Comment on Dark Tower (2008-01-31 12:07:11)
I'm on the 7th, its an amazing series. Up there with Lord of the Rings, but cooler because peeps get ka'd out with bullets instead of swords. - Comment on Cthulhu Reaches (2008-01-27 15:45:17)
Oh NOSE!! It's the Cloverfield monster, a blatent rip-off of Cthulhu! - Comment on heath ledger - Broken (2008-01-24 02:54:46)
[This comment has been illegally deleted by the Cult of Scientology.] - Comment on NSFW - Alyson Hannigan (2008-01-17 21:55:16)
"nom nom nom," munched the Syndney opera house. - Comment on He'Brew - The Chosen Beer (2008-01-04 15:12:55)
I've had this stuff. It tastes like shit. - Comment on Batman Forever Movie Poster (2008-01-04 10:12:18)
You have no good taste in Batman movies if you liked Batman Forever or Batman and Gayboy...I mean Robin. Val Kilmer and George Clooney just suck as Batman. By the way, Batman Begins is awesome and the Dark Knight will kick ass. - Comment on Gambit's Motorcycle (2008-01-03 14:26:34)
I think a gambit movie would be awesome. The more realistic is would seem, the better.
